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EmilyTheCEman
10/02/23 10:10:53 AM
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But when its your turn to pick a movie and they talk, make unrelated conversation, look at their their phone and then ask whats going on or constantly ask stupid questions that are either completely irrelevant or the movie will answer if you shut the fuck up and keep watching

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Irony
10/02/23 10:14:35 AM
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These hands are rated E for everyone

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GranAures
10/02/23 10:16:51 AM
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Irony posted...
These hands are rated E for everyone
Touma?

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Irony
10/02/23 10:17:27 AM
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GranAures posted...
Touma?
I would even punch a nun yes

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Choco
10/02/23 10:21:07 AM
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ce loves making up weird stereotypes for women that apply to no one except their mothers

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EmilyTheCEman
10/02/23 10:22:37 AM
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Choco posted...
ce loves making up weird stereotypes for women that apply to no one except their mothers

All of this literally just happened with my actual wife for the 10,000th time.

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Guide
10/02/23 10:24:39 AM
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Choco posted...
ce loves making up weird stereotypes for women that apply to no one except their mothers

Is this really the first time you've ever heard of this?

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R_Jackal
10/02/23 10:29:59 AM
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Choco posted...
ce loves making up weird stereotypes for women that apply to no one except their mothers
The stereotype TC spoke of applies to an enormous amount of people in general "watching" movies at home these days, and it is ridiculously frustrating to deal with.
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Choco
10/02/23 10:33:29 AM
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EmilyTheCEman posted...
All of this literally just happened with my actual wife for the 10,000th time.
tfw straight ppl marry a person they hate and then get mad at an entire gender

Guide posted...
Is this really the first time you've ever heard of this?
it's the 283738th time i've heard of this on ce

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Choco
10/02/23 10:33:54 AM
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R_Jackal posted...
The stereotype TC spoke of applies to an enormous amount of people in general "watching" movies at home these days, and it is ridiculously frustrating to deal with.
yeah it's a boomer thing not a woman thing

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EmilyTheCEman
10/02/23 10:36:06 AM
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Choco posted...
tfw straight ppl marry a person they hate and then get mad at an entire gender

I love my wife very much and I have a feeling she is not unique in this.


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EmilyTheCEman
10/02/23 10:37:55 AM
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Choco posted...
yeah it's a boomer thing not a woman thing

Im gonna go apologize to my 33 year old boomer wife on behalf of both of us for generalizing.

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Guide
10/02/23 10:38:07 AM
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Choco has his morning coffee with a side of redditwitter, feels like

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Choco
10/02/23 10:40:14 AM
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EmilyTheCEman posted...
Im gonna go apologize to my 33 year old boomer wife on behalf of both of us for generalizing.
good

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LMFAO i'll try

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Cocytus
10/02/23 10:40:58 AM
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What if she was coming at you with a gun?

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EmilyTheCEman
10/02/23 10:41:15 AM
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So anyway, whats the deal with women being bad drivers?

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GranAures
10/02/23 10:41:40 AM
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Cocytus posted...
What if she was coming at you with a gun?
That is why I say I was raised to never strike a lady.

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Guide
10/02/23 10:42:07 AM
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EmilyTheCEman posted...
So anyway, whats the deal with women being bad drivers?

They keep playing movies on those damn digital billboards.

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Were_Wyrm
10/02/23 10:42:18 AM
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What if she voted to strike?

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Cocytus
10/02/23 10:43:58 AM
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GranAures posted...
That is why I say I was raised to never strike a lady.
So you'd let her kill you?

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Bishop_Hastur
10/02/23 10:48:50 AM
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Not even if she's into that sort of thing and asked you to?

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ai123
10/02/23 10:49:54 AM
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Cocytus posted...
So you'd let her kill you?
I can't speak for them, but I was taught that striking a woman was the act of a coward and a bully, and was only permissible to prevent death or serious injury.

OK?

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R_Jackal
10/02/23 10:53:55 AM
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Choco posted...
yeah it's a boomer thing not a woman thing
No, it's basically a boomer, x, millennial, and zoomer thing.
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