Current Events > Wouagh the guy in the bathroom stall next to me is groaning and I heard him say

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DocileOrangeCup
09/29/23 6:45:01 PM
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"that's the problem with cheap toilet paper...... Mmmman this toilet paper sucks...." what should I do should I help him

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Gobstoppers12
09/29/23 6:45:15 PM
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Make some soup for him.

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HairyQueen
09/29/23 6:50:22 PM
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Offer a hand under the stall

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ANort175
09/29/23 6:51:24 PM
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Just gently whisper "I could be your toilet paper"

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divot1338
09/29/23 6:55:07 PM
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Hand him a bunch of paper towels for washing your hands.

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potdnewb
09/29/23 6:55:07 PM
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remind them that if they left the toilet sit they can wash their butt in the toilet water
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ScazarMeltex
09/29/23 6:56:26 PM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
Make some soup for him.
This will forever be in the lore of CE.

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k1zzl3_82
09/29/23 6:56:56 PM
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give him your sock
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InTheEyesOfFire
09/29/23 6:59:21 PM
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Ask him to spare a square.

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ArsGoetia
09/29/23 7:01:06 PM
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ANort175 posted...
Just gently whisper "I could be your toilet paper"

nah sing it loud to the tune of hero by enrique iglesias
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Kurt_Russel
09/29/23 7:15:42 PM
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Tell him how you brought your own triple-ply and that he cant have any.

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archizzy
09/29/23 7:16:21 PM
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Laugh at him for not knowing how to use the three sea shells.

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thronedfire2
09/29/23 7:17:20 PM
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in a perfect future all bathroom stalls will be 100% soundproof


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DarkFists
09/29/23 7:18:12 PM
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TC, there's only one thing you can do...buy him a roll of toilet paper that's somehow almost as much as buying a pack of them

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