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LordFarquad1312
09/27/23 12:34:12 PM
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How about bread being a thicc ass tortilla, huh? You piece.

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Questionmarktarius
09/27/23 12:36:02 PM
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LordFarquad1312 posted...
How about bread being a thicc ass tortilla, huh?
Pita already does that.
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Aztex
09/27/23 12:36:27 PM
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What came first the tortilla or the bread!?!?!?

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LoveLikeJazz
09/27/23 12:36:33 PM
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Why make a whole topic about this instead of contributing to the hot dog topic you were inspired by lol

They're made differently, that's why they're not the same.

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GeraldDarko
09/27/23 12:38:21 PM
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LoveLikeJazz posted...
Why make a whole topic about this instead of contributing to the hot dog topic you were inspired by lol

They're made differently, that's why they're not the same.
There are all types of flatbread, tortillas are just one type of flatbread.

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Shamino
09/27/23 12:40:15 PM
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GeraldDarko posted...
There are all types of flatbread, tortillas are just one type of flatbread.

No. Bread has a leavening agent (yeast) to make it rise. Tortillas don't.

Tortillas are closer to pasta than actual bread.

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GeraldDarko
09/27/23 12:41:21 PM
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Shamino posted...
No. Bread has a leavening agent (yeast) to make it rise. Tortillas don't.
That's why it's flatbread.

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Shamino
09/27/23 12:43:47 PM
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GeraldDarko posted...
That's why it's flatbread.

It still isn't bread. Actual flatbread rises but is squished flat.

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LordFarquad1312
09/27/23 12:46:38 PM
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GeraldDarko posted...
tortillas are just one type of flatbread.
No, bread is just a fat ass tortilla.

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GeraldDarko
09/27/23 12:48:03 PM
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Shamino posted...
It still isn't bread. Actual flatbread rises but is squished flat.
Looks like this is a 50/50 thing

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tortilla

A tortilla (/trti/, Spanish: [totia]) is a thin, circular unleavened flatbread from Mesoamerica originally made from maize hominy meal, and now also from wheat flour.

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Bandit_Keith
09/27/23 12:49:33 PM
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Shamino posted...
No. Bread has a leavening agent (yeast) to make it rise. Tortillas don't.

Tortillas are closer to pasta than actual bread.
Unleavened bread exists. That's the body of Christ, man!

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Starks
09/27/23 12:52:37 PM
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Y'all need more naan and rotis

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GeraldDarko
09/27/23 12:54:00 PM
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Starks posted...
Y'all need more naan and rotis
The kind of bread I eat is naan of your business, sir!

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Tom_Joad
09/28/23 10:49:39 AM
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Bandit_Keith posted...
Unleavened bread exists. That's the body of Christ, man!

He was the Pillsbury Doughboy?

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Avirosb
09/28/23 10:52:12 AM
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Shamino posted...
It still isn't bread. Actual flatbread rises but is squished flat.
Soft flatbread.

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