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Intro2Logic
09/24/23 8:42:01 PM
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It's been 60 years since a big-budget adaptation of the book

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dameon_reaper
09/24/23 8:42:31 PM
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Idris Elba
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EDF-5
09/24/23 8:45:45 PM
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Kevin sorbo
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MICHALECOLE
09/24/23 8:45:51 PM
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Ive got three picks

@kurt_russel, Clive Owen, or JK Simmons
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UnholyMudcrab
09/24/23 8:46:34 PM
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Willem Dafoe. Accept no substitutes.

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MICHALECOLE
09/24/23 8:47:08 PM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
Willem Dafoe. Accept no substitutes.
Good answer good answer

*family feud claps*
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Priere
09/24/23 8:49:11 PM
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Lizzo

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ProfessorKukui
09/24/23 8:51:47 PM
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matt berry

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MICHALECOLE
09/24/23 8:51:49 PM
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Josh brolin would be great too
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CommonStar
09/24/23 8:53:27 PM
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Moby
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BB_mofo
09/24/23 8:56:38 PM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
Willem Dafoe. Accept no substitutes.

I entered this topic just to suggest this.

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dameon_reaper
09/24/23 9:04:36 PM
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Priere posted...
Lizzo

TC said Ahab
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Alteres
09/24/23 9:09:46 PM
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Priere posted...
Lizzo
Race swapping has gone too far, I mean white is in the name!

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Priere
09/24/23 9:16:31 PM
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dameon_reaper posted...
TC said Ahab
She can do a Nutty Professor and play every character.

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Giacomo_Hawkins
09/24/23 9:16:38 PM
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Soletrader Buddy Holly, a Petit Basset Griffon Vendeen and winner of Best in Show at the 2023 Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show.

Every other actor is a human and says their lines as normal, even pausing and looking intently at Soletrader as appropriate during Captain Ahab's lines. No voiceover for Ahab, no creepy dog CGI to imitate speech, no barking on cue. Just dead silence from Soletrader during Ahab's lines and everyone moves on exactly as though the line had been delivered.

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MisterPengy
09/24/23 9:17:57 PM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
Willem Dafoe. Accept no substitutes.

Good actor, plus he comes with his own harpoon!

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1NfamousACE_2
09/24/23 9:35:06 PM
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Samuel L Jackson

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ForsakenHermit
09/24/23 9:47:32 PM
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1NfamousACE_2 posted...
Samuel L Jackson
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ClayGuida
09/24/23 9:48:31 PM
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They just made one a few years back with Chris Hemsworth and others, didn't they?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-H35Mpj4uk&ab_channel=WarnerBros.Pictures

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neccis
09/24/23 9:51:03 PM
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Stephen Seagal


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ForsakenHermit
09/24/23 9:52:03 PM
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neccis posted...
Stephen Seagal
Seagal's so lazy and out of shape he'd try to slap the whale.

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neccis
09/24/23 9:54:16 PM
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ForsakenHermit posted...
Seagal's so lazy and out of shape he'd try to slap the whale.
No taking breaks while at Sea Stephen!

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haloiscoolisbak
09/24/23 9:55:55 PM
#23:


Ron Perlman

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Kurt_Russel
09/24/23 11:24:59 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
Ive got three picks

@kurt_russel, Clive Owen, or JK Simmons
I mean, I have played a captain before, so Ive already got the experience.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/1/6/AAfPwcAAE3uQ.jpg

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The_Wheelman1
09/24/23 11:26:18 PM
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Nicolas Cage

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Ivany2008
09/24/23 11:33:35 PM
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Based on the recent One Piece Netflix show, Vincent Regan, who played Garp.
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Zithers
09/24/23 11:46:20 PM
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no one has said daniel day lewis for some reason

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SomeLikeItHoth
09/24/23 11:47:42 PM
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Chris Hemsworth

dameon_reaper posted...
TC said Ahab


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neccis
09/25/23 12:27:29 AM
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Zithers posted...
no one has said daniel day lewis for some reason
We don't want to make the movie that good It needs to be shitty

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Zithers
09/25/23 1:07:42 AM
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neccis posted...
We don't want to make the movie that good It needs to be shitty

why does possibly the most revered book ever written need to have a shitty movie adaptation

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jumi
09/25/23 1:19:50 AM
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Patrick Stewart.

Or Gary Oldman.

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Red_XIV
09/25/23 1:21:57 AM
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Donald Trump as the whale.

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neccis
09/25/23 1:29:56 AM
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Zithers posted...
why does possibly the most revered book ever written need to have a shitty movie adaptation
Too make people view the 4 remakes with each one leading on it will be better than the last. With well done trailers, the sheeple will eat it up every time
It's a business decision


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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
09/25/23 1:35:53 AM
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jumi posted...
Patrick Stewart.

He did play the part in a tv mini series back in 1998.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moby_Dick_(1998_miniseries)

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NocturneD85
09/25/23 2:46:04 AM
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ForsakenHermit posted...
"From hell's heart I stab at thee, motherfucker!"

that won me over

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