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XxKrazyChaosxX
09/23/23 12:46:20 PM
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https://youtube.com/@BellinghamLooksLikePoo?si=u5XZ1CxW7sc6fa4z

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C_Pain
09/23/23 12:48:11 PM
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That's not where the merch goes

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Gobstoppers12
09/23/23 12:50:55 PM
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Difference being that these people are actually committing crimes lol

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Lordgold666
09/23/23 2:18:02 PM
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Not returning your cart should be a crime

Id rec make it a requirement to leave your id/license inserted into the cart and would be unable to take it back out until you return it

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Gobstoppers12
09/23/23 2:24:08 PM
#5:


Lordgold666 posted...
Not returning your cart should be a crime
Nah

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CE_gonna_CE
09/23/23 2:24:48 PM
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I am still waiting for Dog Poop Narc, who shames people who dont pick up after their dogs.

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Trumpo
09/23/23 3:32:48 PM
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Tipping Narc

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AnsestralRecall
09/23/23 3:38:36 PM
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So someone who is actively going to prey on the poor rather than entitled assholes?

Bad look, bud
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Gobstoppers12
09/23/23 3:40:09 PM
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AnsestralRecall posted...
So someone who is actively going to prey on the poor rather than entitled assholes?

Bad look, bud
Average CE take on shoplifting. Tagged appropriately.

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Ratchetrockon
09/23/23 3:40:14 PM
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lame

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El_Marsh
09/23/23 3:42:03 PM
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CE_gonna_CE posted...
I am still waiting for Dog Poop Narc, who shames people who dont pick up after their dogs.
Careful. One of these loons might accuse you of not liking dogs over such a statement.

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Ajiri
09/23/23 3:42:29 PM
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Why not go after real crimes in the world... just sayin'

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IShall_Run_Amok
09/23/23 3:42:46 PM
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Ajiri posted...
Why not go after real crimes in the world... just sayin'
Can't do that, that would hurt the rich.

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Gobstoppers12
09/23/23 3:46:22 PM
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Ajiri posted...
Why not go after real crimes in the world... just sayin'
It turns out theft is a real crime actually.

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AnsestralRecall
09/23/23 4:28:26 PM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
It turns out theft is a real crime actually.

Focus on the biggest theft in the country then - wage theft.

It takes far more out of workers' pockets than shoplifting ever could hope to take from corporations/businesses in general.
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Lordgold666
09/23/23 4:29:38 PM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
Nah
Youd think otherwise if you ever had to pay a fortune bc of damage from an unreturned shopping cart

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A_Good_Boy
09/23/23 4:32:19 PM
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Aren't a few of these shoplifting videos featuring the same guy stealing shit? What are the odds amirite lol

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A_Good_Boy
09/23/23 4:33:16 PM
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Lordgold666 posted...
Youd think otherwise if you ever had to pay a fortune bc of damage from an unreturned shopping cart
Oh boy, here come the shopping cart histrionics in an attempt to turn a non-crime into some sort of major felony.

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Gobstoppers12
09/23/23 4:41:34 PM
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Lordgold666 posted...
Youd think otherwise if you ever had to pay a fortune bc of damage from an unreturned shopping cart
Nah. I pay attention in the parking lot and park in the very back, and if I see stray carts I put them away on my way into the store. It's inconsiderate but it shouldn't be a crime.

Theft is a crime, and it absolutely should be stopped.

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cjsdowg
09/23/23 4:46:10 PM
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So now I want to see him doing this to the jobs who steal wages and time from people.

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CoyoteTheGreat
09/23/23 4:51:09 PM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
Average CE take on shoplifting. Tagged appropriately.

Everyone has you tagged appropriately already Gobstoppers.

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Axiom
09/23/23 4:53:07 PM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
Average CE take on shoplifting. Tagged appropriately.
No one gives a fuck what you tag people bootlicker
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Gobstoppers12
09/23/23 4:58:53 PM
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CoyoteTheGreat posted...
Everyone has you tagged appropriately already Gobstoppers.
Cool, don't really care =D

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AnsestralRecall
09/23/23 5:39:55 PM
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Funny that Gob only takes the cheap shot at me instead of addressing the reason why shoplifting isnt something I care about.
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Umbreon
09/23/23 5:55:12 PM
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I remember franchises like Walmart making billions a year, yet still having to beg customers to donate so the workers can afford a Thanksgiving dinner.

I don't remember seeing anyone shoplift at stores like that.

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Gobstoppers12
09/23/23 5:56:38 PM
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AnsestralRecall posted...
Funny that Gob only takes the cheap shot at me instead of addressing the reason why shoplifting isnt something I care about.
I don't care about your reason. To me, it's completely irrelevant why you might think any given crime is acceptable.

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Gwynevere
09/23/23 5:57:45 PM
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CE_gonna_CE posted...
I am still waiting for Dog Poop Narc, who shames people who dont pick up after their dogs.
https://youtu.be/hHeh50MRaWk?si=7WivqFPMkzZV92ZH

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Cynrascal
09/23/23 6:05:09 PM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
Nah

Yes, it should. Damaged and lost carts are pretty much lost produce and expense.

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Priere
09/23/23 6:09:54 PM
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Dont shoplift.

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Vokrent
09/23/23 6:10:53 PM
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"If you see someone shoplifting food, no, you didn't."

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IShall_Run_Amok
09/23/23 6:15:07 PM
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Commiting crimes against the rich should be treated with far less severity than commiting crimes against the poor, and crimes against corporations should be treated as something next to non-offenses by comparison.

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Gobstoppers12
09/23/23 6:19:43 PM
#35:


Vokrent posted...
"If you see someone shoplifting food, no, you didn't."
I'll tell everybody around if I see somebody trying to steal something.

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Gobstoppers12
09/23/23 6:20:15 PM
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IShall_Run_Amok posted...
Commiting crimes against the rich should be treated with far less severity than commiting crimes against the poor
This is literally classism though.

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thekosmicfool
09/23/23 6:23:29 PM
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Lordgold666 posted...
Not returning your cart should be a crime

Id rec make it a requirement to leave your id/license inserted into the cart and would be unable to take it back out until you return it

Aldi has shopping carts chained together, that you unlock by inserting a quarter. When you hook them back together you get the quarter back. Even if a cart non-returning fuckstick leaves their cart in the parking lot, rest assured someone will nab it and return it for the quarter very quickly. Pretty good system.

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Gwynevere
09/23/23 7:01:49 PM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
I'll tell everybody around if I see somebody trying to steal something.
90% of people are gonna look at you like who gives a fuck. Not even the store employees give a fuck. When I worked retail there was 0 incentive to take time away from what I was doing to let anyone know I just saw some shit get stolen

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Gobstoppers12
09/23/23 7:13:03 PM
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Gwynevere posted...
Not even the store employees give a fuck.
Kk, still gonna do it though

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IShall_Run_Amok
09/23/23 7:19:04 PM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
This is literally classism though.
Yes, I am very classist. I'm opposed to the upper classes, and even more so corporations.

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Gobstoppers12
09/23/23 7:24:00 PM
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IShall_Run_Amok posted...
Yes, I am very classist.
Cool, your tag has now been updated to reflect this.

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Pikachuchupika
09/23/23 7:35:02 PM
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IShall_Run_Amok posted...
Commiting crimes against the rich should be treated with far less severity than commiting crimes against the poor, and crimes against corporations should be treated as something next to non-offenses by comparison.

how do you know these people are poor? They could be making 200k at work and still like to steal.

Kleptomania
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Pikachuchupika
09/23/23 7:38:24 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/z961lyELypA

This guy does not look poor. He looks like some maga type
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IShall_Run_Amok
09/23/23 7:40:57 PM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
Cool, your tag has now been updated to reflect this.
Sweet, fuck the bourgeoisie, always and all ways.

Pikachuchupika posted...
how do you know these people are poor?
Which people?

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PballDepot
09/23/23 8:26:47 PM
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Corpo simps are so weird

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Gobstoppers12
09/23/23 8:40:56 PM
#46:


PballDepot posted...
Corpo simps are so weird
It's not weird to oppose criminal behavior, tbh.

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PballDepot
09/23/23 9:09:26 PM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
It's not weird to oppose criminal behavior, tbh.

Who cares about crooks robbing crooks

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AnsestralRecall
09/23/23 9:27:58 PM
#48:


Gobstoppers12 posted...
It's not weird to oppose criminal behavior, tbh.

Not all criminal behavior is wrong.
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Gwynevere
09/23/23 9:34:13 PM
#49:


Gobstoppers12 posted...
Kk, still gonna do it though
If it makes you feel better. Makes literally 0 effective difference though and mostly just annoys employees

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Gobstoppers12
09/23/23 10:12:41 PM
#50:


AnsestralRecall posted...
Not all criminal behavior is wrong.
Stealing is wrong, though. It's not right to take something that doesn't belong to you.

PballDepot posted...
Who cares about crooks robbing crooks
We should care about anybody robbing anybody. Stealing is wrong.

Gwynevere posted...
If it makes you feel better. Makes literally 0 effective difference though and mostly just annoys employees
I am going to do it every single time I get the chance. I'll take a few pictures (probably video if I have the time) and then I'll report it to the police department and give as much testimony as I can.

I don't like thieves.

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