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pick4six
09/23/23 9:48:01 AM
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https://www.unilad.com/news/us-news/14ft-alligator-human-body-florida-man-job-interview-509561-20230923

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DepreceV2
09/23/23 9:51:12 AM
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This topic title made it seem like a man was eating some gator. Not the other way around

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DementedDurian
09/23/23 9:53:29 AM
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DepreceV2 posted...
This topic title made it seem like a man was eating some gator. Not the other way around

Like that joke about a "man eating cheese" on display at the circus?

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Guns_of_Verdun
09/23/23 9:54:35 AM
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https://youtu.be/eXxDbqJuCX8?si=DVcEj_a7GYf_P6uu

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divot1338
09/23/23 10:00:09 AM
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Hero alligator brings local man in need of medical attention to authorities

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__aCEr__
09/23/23 10:05:37 AM
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In Florida, "I saw an alligator eating a man" is probably not a good enough excuse for missing a job interview.

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vycebrand2
09/23/23 10:12:26 AM
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The article said the body was pale and white so might have been a week. Time to check missing persons for the last 2 weeks. Boy is that grim.....

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GranAures
09/23/23 10:13:04 AM
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__aCEr__ posted...
In Florida, "I saw an alligator eating a man" is probably not a good enough excuse for missing a job interview.
That's just a day ending in Y as far as Florida is concerned.

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Lil_Bit83
09/23/23 10:19:16 AM
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When you build on swamp land, expect gators and bugs. RIP to whoever it was.

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vycebrand2
09/23/23 10:54:13 AM
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A joke in Florida is if it's bigger than a puddle assume theres a gator in it. While not exactly true, it's more like bigger than a pond.

There was a local lake that was known to have alot of gators in it. So much one of the feeder creeks earned a name for the amount of gators in it.

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Kitt
09/23/23 10:57:48 AM
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A family on picnic saw a man eating bug

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Garabandal
09/23/23 11:02:56 AM
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The land of Florida is cursed forever

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Tyranthraxus
09/23/23 11:04:22 AM
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Man eating gator kills family

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Sariana21
09/23/23 11:06:30 AM
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DepreceV2 posted...
This topic title made it seem like a man was eating some gator. Not the other way around
Hyphens are your friend!

Man eating gator? Or man-eating gator?

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GranAures
09/23/23 12:05:18 PM
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Sariana21 posted...
Hyphens are your friend!

Man eating gator? Or man-eating gator?
Or man eating-gator.

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divot1338
09/23/23 8:41:35 PM
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GranAures posted...
Or man eating-gator.
Or for an added challenge do it without any dashes at all.

You wont believe this Florida man diet

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02fran
09/25/23 12:14:01 AM
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Is this the same gator as the other topic?
https://twitter.com/rawsalerts/status/1705360592175812880?s=46&t=pGlQy9QzYotcsUa1DNrknw

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Kradek
09/25/23 12:46:44 AM
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DepreceV2 posted...
This topic title made it seem like a man was eating some gator. Not the other way around

I haven't been this disappointed since that thread about the stray cat not making a home out of a hollowed out XBOX.

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pick4six
09/25/23 6:44:00 AM
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02fran posted...
Is this the same gator as the other topic?
https://twitter.com/rawsalerts/status/1705360592175812880?s=46&t=pGlQy9QzYotcsUa1DNrknw
Same one

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pick4six
09/25/23 6:44:25 AM
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Its funny because alligator and crocodile is a Southern delicacy

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02fran
09/26/23 7:38:41 AM
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pick4six posted...
Same one

Crazy

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PBusted
09/27/23 9:58:19 PM
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At around 2pm, Florida Fish and Wildlife officers had to wrestle the animal out of the water so that first responders could recover the remains, with the Pinellas County Sheriff's Office confirming the reptile was later humanely killed.

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