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Crimsoness
09/15/23 2:32:19 PM
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What would your powers be?

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She/her
Dynamite with a laser beam
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Malcrasternus
09/15/23 2:32:35 PM
#2:


No idea.

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Starks
09/15/23 2:32:49 PM
#3:


Hm

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LSGW_Zephyra
09/15/23 2:33:19 PM
#4:


Wind powers: flight, cyclones, give you all the allergies

Obviously

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ViewtifulJoe
09/15/23 2:39:02 PM
#5:


Saying YUMMY! every time I pick up a burger lying on the ground.
Saying MY KINDA JUICE! every time I pick up an unidentified red drink.

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Vokrent
09/15/23 2:39:38 PM
#6:


Healing factor.

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MegaTech
09/15/23 2:43:39 PM
#7:


Large cyborg with planet buster level arsenal

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That one bloke with a haggard smirk, whereabouts unknown, puttin in that cloak and dagger work.
https://i.imgur.com/c8xCRi7.png - CoolbeansAvi
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mustachedmystic
09/15/23 2:45:17 PM
#8:


Magic powers, and prehensile facial hair.

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ironman2009
09/15/23 2:45:34 PM
#9:


Uhhhh

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Roachmeat
09/15/23 2:52:57 PM
#10:


Good topic, since back when I was a Spiderman fan I questioned how spiders have a better "danger sense" than roaches. Spiders simply sense when something else gets into their web, but roaches are hard to hit once they know someone has a shoe or poison.

Heck, one of my favorite things about (90's) Venom is that he was the one of the few entities that could bypass Spiderman's spider sense (because the symbiote already knew about it).

But to answer the topic: be as quick, sturdy and hard to kill as the roach.
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FortuneCookie
09/15/23 2:56:56 PM
#11:


The ability to convince people of false outcomes.

I guess it would probably work a lot like the Shadow when he hypnotizes a villain into running out of an open window or something.

"Your exit is over there. Fortune and happiness await you."
*bank robber runs down the alleyway leading directly to the back of the police station*

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MuscleRobo
09/15/23 2:57:22 PM
#12:


Can't think of anything
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RISEofCHRISTIAN
09/15/23 2:59:17 PM
#13:


I'd probably fly, maybe shoot lasers out of my eyes, move super fast, and shit.

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-_-_-_-_-
09/15/23 3:00:56 PM
#14:


I'll try to think of something.

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SpawnShadow
09/15/23 3:01:26 PM
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Probably some sort of cheap knockoff of Spawn, Shadow the Hedgehog, and every other character that teenage edgelords (like the one I was when I came up with this stupid name) like.
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thisworld
09/15/23 3:01:42 PM
#16:


I'm either a living planet like Ego or the embodiment of the universe itself in the multiverse depending on your definition of the word 'world'.

When I made that username I definitely had the second interpretation in mind but 'thisworld' just sounded much better than 'thisuniverse' or 'thisreality' or 'thistimeline'. Too many syllables haha
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MorbidFaithless
09/15/23 3:02:08 PM
#17:


sadness

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walk like thunder
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Ratchetrockon
09/15/23 3:02:54 PM
#18:


Ratcheting stuff. Id be a multiversal threat

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Guide
09/15/23 3:03:28 PM
#19:


My stando would be able to follow the trail of any linearly pathed movement. So, not footprints, but the trail of a recently fired gunshot.

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Bass
09/15/23 3:04:37 PM
#20:


Being able to weaponize bass guitars?

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Guide
09/15/23 3:05:18 PM
#21:


Bass posted...
Being able to weaponize bass guitars?
You wish, Freshwater Aquaman.

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vycebrand2
09/15/23 3:07:33 PM
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Well since vyce is a TO character who is a bit on the hot headed side and Brand I believe was the big dude in BOF2. I think like the Hulk but more grounded. A bezerker maybe

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TheSuperSilver
09/15/23 3:13:57 PM
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Something between The Flash and Silver Surfer maybe.

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firedoom666
09/15/23 3:14:48 PM
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Well I'm pretty sure I am a villian. But 100% having fire powers

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Were_Wyrm
09/15/23 3:15:19 PM
#25:


Transforming into a dragon during the full moon.

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Incredible
09/15/23 3:15:37 PM
#26:


I guess that makes me Mr Incredible

Does that mean I get to fuck Elastigirl

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Shotgunnova
09/15/23 3:19:32 PM
#27:


Siri, play the Outlaw Star theme.

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Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends
And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame
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Sharashaska
09/15/23 3:24:27 PM
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Screwing everyone over or something idk

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Mr_hulk88
09/15/23 3:26:03 PM
#29:


God no.

Fucking hate the avengers.
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El_Marsh
09/15/23 3:28:23 PM
#30:


Mr_hulk88 posted...
God no.

Fucking hate the avengers.
You could use Hulk Hogan's super burial powers instead

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The_Punisher_69
09/15/23 3:34:48 PM
#31:


Guns. A shit ton of em.
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garan
09/15/23 3:42:45 PM
#32:


I'd need something that wouldn't be too flashy because I don't want to deal with the government experimenting on me or some shit. Maybe telepathy, since there wouldn't be an easily observable visual effect?
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Fluttershy
09/15/23 3:44:19 PM
#33:


invisibility

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PeteyParker
09/15/23 3:44:40 PM
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Not sure.

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mazingetter
09/15/23 3:45:10 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/2/3/AAIzGJAAE2A_.jpg
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Unknown5uspect
09/15/23 3:45:56 PM
#36:


Never being recognized for saving the day

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How can the moon landing be real if the moon isn't real?
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Kajagogo
09/15/23 3:47:15 PM
#37:


Any powers a Cyborg Kangaroo would have.

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By Grabthar's Hammer....what a savings.
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LeCh0nk
09/15/23 3:59:59 PM
#38:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/3/3/AAZjY6AAE2BJ.png


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Ratchetrockon
09/15/23 4:02:21 PM
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LeCh0nk posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/3/3/AAZjY6AAE2BJ.png
Power of cute

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cjsdowg
09/15/23 4:04:12 PM
#40:


Speedter and have the power to woe cargirls.

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-Titus O'Neil
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Proto_Spark
09/15/23 4:04:46 PM
#41:


Just being like a big Tesla Coil.

Wouldn't do much, but it would look pretty cool. Probably end up as a supervillain though since that's probably not too safe.
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Turbam
09/15/23 4:11:23 PM
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Bamin

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Priere
09/15/23 4:13:34 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6vVnxEswQc
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Prier

Pretty beastly


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Croutonman
09/15/23 4:15:55 PM
#45:


Id be a knock off Powdered Toast Man

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ChainsawFerret
09/15/23 4:16:04 PM
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Can squeeze through tunnels, vorpal chainsaw, prioritizes Twilight fan-types in its rampages.

Here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjmezlojXqA

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DarthWendy
09/15/23 5:03:05 PM
#47:


Self-explanatory.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/8/1/AASa75AAE2B5.jpg

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Touch
09/15/23 5:03:37 PM
#48:


Oh you know ;)

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Even endless sadness is nothing to fear
When we hold hands
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Giacomo_Hawkins
09/15/23 5:04:19 PM
#49:


Supernatural persuasion and wit.

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Chivalry be hanged, and so will you.
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Torgo
09/15/23 5:21:06 PM
#50:


To shuffle around on weirdly shaped legs, serve the lord of darkness, and creep on women...Dammit I picked a bad username!

https://youtu.be/BEOYQYhWSoI

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