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Questionmarktarius
09/14/23 10:42:23 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zh9N8q56_hk
Nintendo knows exactly what it's doing.
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FortuneCookie
09/14/23 11:11:27 PM
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Is that what happened to the Mushroom King?

Killed by a Goomba with six fingers on his left hand.
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AceMos
09/14/23 11:18:41 PM
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actually they are referencing Takarazuka Revue


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Zikten
09/14/23 11:20:48 PM
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Peach: "Hello! My name is Peach Toadstool! You killed my father! Prepare to die!"

Peach: "Hello! My name is Peach Toadstool! You killed my father! Prepare to die!"

Peach: "Hello!!!! My name is Peach Toadstool! You killed my father! Prepare to die!!!!"

Bowser: Stop saying that!
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Questionmarktarius
09/15/23 12:45:28 AM
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Zikten posted...
Bowser: Stop saying that!
Peach: offer me coins
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Tyranthraxus
09/15/23 12:46:10 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Peach: offer me coins
Bowser: You can have anything you want!

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It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
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Questionmarktarius
09/15/23 12:49:40 AM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Bowser: You can have anything you want!
Peach: offer me 1-up mushrooms
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FortuneCookie
09/15/23 12:55:48 AM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Bowser: You can have anything you want!

Peach: "I want to be in this castle and not another one, you son of a bitch!"
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RISEofCHRISTIAN
09/15/23 12:57:40 AM
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Bowser: No Peach, I am your father.

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FortuneCookie
09/15/23 12:58:36 AM
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RISEofCHRISTIAN posted...
Bowser: No Peach, I am your father.

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I hate how much sense this would make.
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AceMos
09/15/23 5:59:27 AM
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AceMos posted...
actually they are referencing Takarazuka Revue


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The_Korey
09/15/23 6:04:35 AM
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FortuneCookie posted...
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I hate how much sense this would make.

But then... why does he was to fuck her and make his son kall her "mama"?? >_>

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AceMos
09/15/23 6:06:42 AM
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FortuneCookie posted...
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I hate how much sense this would make.
it dont make sense as peach is the same age as bowser

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ZevLoveDOOM
09/15/23 6:10:42 AM
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Bowser: "I dont even know who you are!"
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DnDer
09/15/23 6:11:57 AM
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ZevLoveDOOM posted...
Bowser: "I dont even know who you are!"

"Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?"

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Subject-verb agreement. -- t3h 0n3
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spikethedevil
09/15/23 6:22:15 AM
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RISEofCHRISTIAN posted...
Bowser: No Peach, I am your father.

No, I am your father*

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FortuneCookie
09/15/23 11:41:32 AM
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The_Korey posted...
But then... why does he was to fuck her and make his son kall her "mama"?? >_>

It's like the French fairy tale Donkeyskin. A dying queen makes the king promise that he will never remarry unless he can find a woman to match her beauty ('cause she's literally that vain). The king agrees, then realizes that the only woman in the kingdom as beautiful as the queen is their daughter, the princess. The princess then wears an ugly donkey skin as a disguise to try and escape.

There are multiple endings to the story. In one, the princess escapes and marries a prince while the king finds a beautiful widow. In another, the king catches up to his daughter, they marry, and they live happily ever after despite her initial reservations about incest.

Fairy tales are fun like that.
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FortuneCookie
09/15/23 11:42:24 AM
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AceMos posted...
it dont make sense as peach is the same age as bowser

I find that as likely as Mario being 25-years-old. (His canon age.)

Maybe she's really 7,000 years old.
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BewmHedshot
09/15/23 11:42:52 AM
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She could run me through, if you know what I mean.
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AceMos
09/15/23 11:59:26 AM
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FortuneCookie posted...
I find that as likely as Mario being 25-years-old. (His canon age.)

Maybe she's really 7,000 years old.
we have seen baby bowser and peach together in yoshis island DS and partners in time


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FortuneCookie
09/15/23 1:41:02 PM
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AceMos posted...
we have seen baby bowser and peach together in yoshis island DS and partners in time

Is Peach older than Mario? Because Bowser was a toddler when Mario was a not-yet-newborn. (The stork hadn't delivered him yet.)

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/3/8/AAdlC_AAE1_q.jpg
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AceMos
09/15/23 1:47:36 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...
Is Peach older than Mario? Because Bowser was a toddler when Mario was a not-yet-newborn. (The stork hadn't delivered him yet.)

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/3/8/AAdlC_AAE1_q.jpg

peach is also a baby same age as mario and luigi in that time frame

my point is the characters are in the same age range

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