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Naysaspace
09/14/23 12:52:00 AM
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Common topics for grade 9:

Y = mx + b, the equation of the line

COS / SIN / TAN, basic trig. Solving for angles or lenths of triangle sides

Complex roots and squares, i.e. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/8/5/AAZUkRAAE1sF.png

Presuming no calculator is allowed, other than for trig functions, obviously.

This was the highest level of grade 9 math in the Canadian curriculum in public schools in the early 2000's. Lord knows what they're doing today.
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LoveLikeJazz
09/14/23 12:55:48 AM
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I haven't done more than basic math in 12 years so I'd probably fail the fuck outta that test.

I'd certainly try though.

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PraetorXyn
09/14/23 12:58:38 AM
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I mean, I couldnt tell you the 15th root of 243 off the top of my head, but math was one of my majors and I used to make up Calculus integrals to solve to amuse myself in the boring classes, so I think Id be fine.

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VideoboysaysCube
09/14/23 12:59:50 AM
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I probably could if I had time to study. I completely forgot how to use COS/SIN/TAN.

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Glob
09/14/23 1:02:11 AM
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Im the maths lead at my school. I think Id be fine.
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OriginalPlain2
09/14/23 1:09:33 AM
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I was a mathaholic, but now? Not so much ha ha

Id likely get the $1000000

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bfslick50
09/14/23 1:11:19 AM
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PraetorXyn posted...
I mean, I couldnt tell you the 15th root of 243 off the top of my head

If they just wanted you to simplify that expression... 15th root of 3^5 would be 3^(5/15) which can be simplified to cube root of 3. Multiplying out 3^5 to 243 is a misstep if you're trying to simplify it. Presumably it's written as an intentional trick.

I'm confident enough I could get a 100% on a test assessing knowledge, but on a math competition deliberately trying to trick me, I wouldn't be surprised if a question or 2 got me.

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BloodMoon7
09/14/23 1:21:41 AM
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I do so badly that I have to pay them instead.

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Kim_Seong-a
09/14/23 1:25:54 AM
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Give me an hour to skim the textbook and I'd ace.

Otherwise I get filtered by having to do those roots by hand.

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Naysaspace
09/14/23 4:23:19 AM
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Turbam
09/14/23 4:26:42 AM
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Do I get time to study?

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Karovorak
09/14/23 4:32:12 AM
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Biggest problem will be my time limit.

I'm confident that I can solve all trigonometry stuff (I sometimes have to use them at my job), but I would have to draw around a lot, to make sure that I use the correct one of sin/cos.

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brestugo
09/14/23 6:52:28 AM
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VideoboysaysCube posted...
I probably could if I had time to study. I completely forgot how to use COS/SIN/TAN.

This. Give me 30 days.

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DKBananaSlamma
09/14/23 6:55:01 AM
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Fucking easy bro >_> I passed Calc 5 in college, I can ace babby's 1st algebra class no prob

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Bass
09/14/23 7:02:16 AM
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I'd need to be retaught most likely. I don't remember the majority of math stuff I learned in high school.

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Giacomo_Hawkins
09/14/23 7:03:38 AM
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I don't recall doing complex roots in ninth grade, and trigonometry was tenth grade. Must be a fault of the American public educational system.

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Philip027
09/14/23 7:05:04 AM
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If this is what you're calling grade 9 math, nope.

This is basically where I started to check out of math, when up until then it was basically my favorite school subject.
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PoopPotato
09/14/23 7:27:25 AM
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Dude, I have to help my kid with math all the time and I can't remember shit.

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MegaTech
09/14/23 7:54:16 AM
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I don't even remember how to do long division

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