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Saxon 09/12/23 1:16:41 AM #1: |
Basically your cell phone is going to start buzzing like crazy and you can't turn it off for the length of the test that is said to be preparing us for what do in the event of nuclear war. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MabusIncarnate 09/12/23 1:17:32 AM #2: |
Impending alien invasion
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bigtiggie23 09/12/23 1:19:26 AM #3: |
The cell phone noise will cause you to shit yourself, which is exactly what a nuclear war would do.
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NOM 09/12/23 1:19:41 AM #4: |
It's a nationwide test of the Emergency Alert System. That's it.
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Kaiganeer 09/12/23 1:20:06 AM #5: |
they're finally activating everyone that got vaxed ... Copied to Clipboard!
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hyperskate65 09/12/23 1:20:52 AM #6: |
...it's just a nationwide alert test? We've had those before.
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Zikten 09/12/23 1:20:54 AM #7: |
Saxon posted... that is said to be preparing us for what do in the event of nuclear war.https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/2/7/AABd5gAAE1VT.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GuerrillaSoldier 09/12/23 1:21:20 AM #8: |
something joke something
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Saxon 09/12/23 7:53:23 PM #9: |
Remember, don't panic unless of course the nuclear apocalypse is actually happening and just being disguised as a test. Putin reportedly has the ultimate nuclear rocket code named SATAN" pointed at the U.S. as we speak and it's like his escape clause in case of total war with NATO. l. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Relient_K 09/12/23 7:55:42 PM #11: |
hyperskate65 posted...
...it's just a nationwide alert test? We've had those before. I've never gotten any such message. --- We all ate the biscuits, Fighter. We can all see through time. [ER] ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zikten 09/12/23 7:56:13 PM #12: |
Saxon posted... Remember, don't panic unless of course the nuclear apocalypse is actually happening and just being disguised as a test.I wonder if he has any nukes aimed at Anchorage. Are we important enough? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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-_rustykranz_- 09/12/23 7:56:28 PM #13: |
Saxon posted...
Lmao --- 200 days sober and counting https://youtu.be/mQVmqGdkmHY ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WingsOfGood 09/12/23 7:56:57 PM #14: |
the power of 5G ... Copied to Clipboard!
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mercurydude 09/12/23 7:58:02 PM #15: |
Kaiganeer posted...
they're finally activating everyone that got vaxed Damn, it's about time. People have been promising me Magneto powers for years and I've never gotten to use them. --- God forbid you ever had to walk a mile in her shoes, 'cause then you really might know what it's like to have to choose. - Everlast ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Full_Pokedex 09/12/23 7:58:43 PM #16: |
Relient_K posted...
I've never gotten any such message.Do you have a TV? This happened all the time in the 90s --- Donkey Kong is our friend! Please call often DK, don't be a stranger! From Toadsworth, Mario Party 7 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Full_Pokedex 09/12/23 8:01:35 PM #17: |
National Weather Service says its a regular emergency test, nothing about nuclear war anywhere.
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xGhostchantx 09/12/23 8:06:11 PM #18: |
hyperskate65 posted...
...it's just a nationwide alert test? We've had those before. whatever you say mr gates --- Tiw - Min scild, min sweord Woden - Se ALLFAEDER he is, naes hwitra manna anra ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kradek 09/12/23 8:08:13 PM #19: |
Kaiganeer posted...
they're finally activating everyone that got vaxed Now will I get my magnetic and/or hybrid animal powers? --- My metal band, Ivory King, has 2 songs out now - allmylinks.com/ivorykingtx (all of our links there so you can choose which one you'd prefer to use) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WingsOfGood 09/12/23 8:08:24 PM #20: |
mercurydude posted... Damn, it's about time. People have been promising me Magneto powers for years and I've never gotten to use them. but you become a zombie like from the last of us while the antivaxxers inherit the earth or so their conspiracy goes ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Yazarogi 09/12/23 8:08:31 PM #21: |
I'm getting really sick of the "new" conspiracy theories. Just a bunch of MORON talk, really.
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Saxon 09/12/23 8:19:02 PM #22: |
And you ain't been watching youtube Doomsday prepper videos lately? They seem pretty convnced that this is a nuclear drill. If it was a weather alert test then why would it be nationwide with absolutely no way to opt out of it on your cell phone? Even if your phone is set to sllent or off, the test going to interupt your day on October 4th with sirens blasting. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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burns112233 09/12/23 8:35:33 PM #24: |
I thought the world already ended on 12-12-2012 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zikten 09/12/23 8:36:48 PM #25: |
burns112233 posted... I thought the world already ended on 12-12-2012It did. We have all been ghosts this whole time ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kradek 09/12/23 8:39:17 PM #26: |
Zikten posted...
It did. We have all been ghosts this whole time Then who is Haley Joel Osment? --- My metal band, Ivory King, has 2 songs out now - allmylinks.com/ivorykingtx (all of our links there so you can choose which one you'd prefer to use) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Gritty 09/12/23 8:39:21 PM #27: |
I really hope youre all gullible enough to believe this I cant wait to laugh at all of you ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Cassie 09/12/23 8:53:05 PM #28: |
Do you get out of purg and just rush to shitpost?
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Strider102 09/12/23 8:54:25 PM #29: |
Full_Pokedex posted...
National Weather Service says its a regular emergency test, nothing about nuclear war anywhere. That's just so you don't get scared and rush to CE to make another topic about nuclear war. --- "I dreamt I was a moron." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Vyrulisse 09/12/23 8:56:10 PM #30: |
So those of us that survive where are we gonna meet up?
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Strider102 09/12/23 8:57:12 PM #31: |
Kaiganeer posted...
they're finally activating everyone that got vaxed It's about fucking time. I can't wait to try out my new superpowers to fight against the zombie hordes. --- "I dreamt I was a moron." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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thronedfire2 09/12/23 8:57:38 PM #32: |
thats when JFK is coming back to life
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WingsOfGood 09/12/23 9:01:41 PM #33: |
Vyrulisse posted... So those of us that survive where are we gonna meet up? sounds like a trap! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Father_ 09/12/23 9:06:19 PM #34: |
That's my bday
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Saxon 09/12/23 10:19:52 PM #35: |
Hopefully your birthday won't be your deathday. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zikten 09/12/23 11:38:17 PM #36: |
Saxon posted... Hopefully your birthday won't be your deathday.Maybe he will survive the chaos, and his birthday will be the prologue of a long survival adventure. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnholyMudcrab 09/13/23 12:01:28 AM #37: |
I heard that CE was having a joke account drill, but I see that it's not a drill
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hyperskate65 09/13/23 1:30:53 AM #38: |
Relient_K posted...
I've never gotten any such message. there's no way your account is as old as mine and you've never experienced it https://emergencyalertsystem.fandom.com/wiki/Nationwide_Test_of_the_Emergency_Alert_System --- his comparison suggests we're closet african americans. PSN BlahblahUnicornx ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WingsOfGood 09/13/23 1:31:40 AM #39: |
what if it is the alien invasion? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tyranthraxus 09/13/23 1:36:06 AM #40: |
It's just a test but it's actually testing the microchips in the vaccines not the weather service
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Relient_K 09/13/23 6:18:05 AM #41: |
hyperskate65 posted...
there's no way your account is as old as mine and you've never experienced it I meant I've never gotten one on my cell. It says something on that link about opting into tests. Let me check my settings and see if I can find something like that. --- We all ate the biscuits, Fighter. We can all see through time. [ER] ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MisterPengy 09/13/23 7:16:23 AM #42: |
From what I read it's going to automatically play at max volume regardless of your phone's volume settings or do not disturb mode. I wonder how many people are going to freak the fuck out when their phone sounds like a bomb going off?
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Wandering__Hero 09/13/23 7:18:22 AM #43: |
I thought this was a real thread then I saw the tc
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Zikten 09/13/23 8:52:48 AM #44: |
MisterPengy posted... From what I read it's going to automatically play at max volume regardless of your phone's volume settings or do not disturb mode. I wonder how many people are going to freak the fuck out when their phone sounds like a bomb going off?Imagine if you are in a theater when it happens ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Strider102 09/13/23 5:01:31 PM #45: |
Zikten posted...
Imagine if you are in a theater when it happens Or imagine you're asleep. --- "I dreamt I was a moron." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dat_Cracka_Jax 09/13/23 5:03:13 PM #46: |
It's cozy seeing Saxon posting again
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