Current Events > Reminder that Wolverine and Spiderman switched bodies and...

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..Wolverine tried to have sex with a teenage Mary Jane.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/4/8/AACOMZAAE1PY.jpg

Would he still have the radioactive semen that would kill Mary Jane though?

She's talking about renting a car and you'd know that if you actually read the comic, dweebazoid.

He did sex up an underage Jean Grey in the Ultimate U, so there was precedent for this.

The Ultimate universe was a goddamn nightmare.

NeonTentacles posted...

Would he still have the radioactive semen that would kill Mary Jane though?

No. Ultimate Spidey's powers don't have any basis in ionizing radiation, unlike those of Earth-616's Spidey and the Peter Parker of the infamous Spider-Man: Reign story which had the radioactive spider-jizz. Instead, it was part of an attempt by Oscorp at recreating Captain America's Super Soldier Serum, the "OZ formula" (which also created the various Goblins, when OZ was directly injected into humans). OZ got injected into a series of lab animals, one of which was a spider that escaped and bit Peter on a class field trip, and another one which bit Miles Morales much later, after Oscorp was destroyed.

Incidentally, a side-effect of OZ is immortality, as revealed when Ultimate Peter came back from the dead a few years after Miles first took up the mantle of Spider-Man. Mary Jane also had OZ in her system for a little while (long story short, a defective clone of Peter kidnapped her and forcibly injected her with it, turning her into the Ultimate Universe's in-name-only version of Demogoblin), which would mean she'd have nothing to fear from ionizing radiation (unlike her Reign-verse counterpart), but she was injected with a counter-agent whipped up by Reed Richards and Franklin Storm (father of Johnny and Sue of the Fantastic Four) that turned her back into a regular human.

DrizztLink posted...

The Ultimate universe was a goddamn nightmare.

This is isn't even one of the weirdest things to happen in it.

DaxNovalis posted...

He did sex up an underage Jean Grey in the Ultimate U, so there was precedent for this.

I was going to say, this isn't outside of Logan's wheelhouse though at least thankfully (somehow), they haven't hooked him up with any of his tag alongs, i.e., Kitty Pride, Jubilee, X-23, etc

Then again, other multiverses and shit so maybe he has

Remember when it was heavily insinuated that Wolverine was banging an underaged Squirrel Girl, then they retroactively reconned it?

Logan is sus af

Ah, the Ultimate universe where everyone except Spider-man was an absolute dick.

The Ultimate Universe...where Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver were in an incestuous relationship.

Hayame_Zero posted...

This is isn't even one of the weirdest things to happen in it.

Yeah, take your pick.

The Hulk being a mass murderer and a cannibal

Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver being explicitly confirmed as incestuous and the other Ultimates have to explain to Cap that the two of them are having sex, as though this is somehow a normal thing and he's the idiot for not getting it

Captain America being a jingoistic jackass with rather more Iraq War-era attitudes about France than a human popsicle from WWII would be likely to have

Orson Scott Card's weird-ass version of Iron Man, which ended up being retconned out as an in-universe movie that was extremely loosely based on Tony's life

Reed Richards becoming a mass murderer and mad scientist, and still plaguing the multiverse today even after the Ultimate Universe was destroyed in Secret Wars

Basically everything that isn't either tech-based (Iron Man, Rhino, Shocker, Mysterio), from space (Galactus, Vision, Mar-Vell, Thanos), from another dimension (the N-Zone that mutated Doom and the Fantastic Four, Mysterio again), or supernatural (Dr. Strange Jr., Blade, Morbius) ties back in some way to Cap's Super Soldier Serum (Bruce Banner was trying to recreate it when he accidentally became the Hulk; Spider-Man and the Goblins are all based on Oscorp's attempt at recreating it; quite a few of Spidey's villains are either escaped government test subjects for recreations of the serum or escaped government-made clones of him; all of the world's mutants are an accidental byproduct of Canada's attempted recreation of the serum escaping into the world, with Wolverine as both its Patient Zero and its Typhoid Mary; etc.)

Jupiter posted...

The Ultimate Universe...where Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver were in an incestuous relationship.

Ummmmmm...........really?

Wolverine is like 200 years old everyone is too young for him.

I knew what it was going to be before coming in. And damn that is a pretty bad, like that is form of a SA.

NeonTentacles posted...

Would he still have the radioactive semen that would kill Mary Jane though?

Yes. It would have been Peter's body fluids. It was only Logan's mind

vycebrand2 posted...

Ummmmmm...........really?

Yes. Janet kind of scoffs at Steve for being an old man brain for not getting it.
https://i.imgur.com/jAhxIan.png

vycebrand2 posted...

Ummmmmm...........really?

Yes. It's real and canon. In the Ultimate Universe. This wasn't in the main universe which is called 616

Like how those things could get passed the editors.

Like someone is going to say.
Let's have one of our most beloved hero, try to take advantage of a teenager. And then lets have a brother and sister in a romantic relationship that everyone is just cool with.

cjsdowg posted...

And then lets have a brother and sister in a romantic relationship that everyone is just cool with.

That page that was posted doesnt show everyone being cool with it

Jupiter posted...

The Ultimate Universe...where Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver were in an incestuous relationship.

That's also why they hold hands in Age of Ultron. ;)

Well, everyone is a little girl to Logan considering how old he is.

Pogo_Marimo posted...

She's talking about renting a car and you'd know that if you actually read the comic, dweebazoid.

Funny thing is I could see them having done this.

Tenlaar posted...

That page that was posted doesnt show everyone being cool with it

Only Captain America wasn't. I don't even know the other two characters.

Its going to be a huge problem when the world finds out and the world will find out unless we do something about them doesnt strike me as being cool with it.

The fact that Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch being in a relationship at all making it to print is just basically asking censors to do their worst.

Like what were they thinking??

EyeWontBeFooled posted...

The fact that Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch being in a relationship at all making it to print is just basically asking censors to do their worst.

Like what were they thinking??

If you think thats bad just read a Robert Heinlein book.

EyeWontBeFooled posted...

The fact that Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch being in a relationship at all making it to print is just basically asking censors to do their worst.

Like what were they thinking??

"Know what superhero comics really need? Mo' realism."

Awesker002 posted...

Wolverine is like 200 years old everyone is too young for him.

Mystique isn't lol

So what of it happened?

Would spiderman got to jail or wolverine?
Spiderman would been the body involved

Anyone else remember that Logan was sent over by the brotherhood as a spy, and he only changed sides because he banged Jean who was under age in the Ultimate timeline ?

NeonTentacles posted...

Would he still have the radioactive semen that would kill Mary Jane though?

Comic books are so fucking stupid.

RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...

Anyone else remember that Logan was sent over by the brotherhood as a spy, and he only changed sides because he banged Jean who was under age in the Ultimate timeline ?

Who wrote this? Bendis?

Wolverine is the least Canadian to ever Canada.
Dude's not exactly polite.

Avirosb posted...

Wolverine is the least Canadian to ever Canada.
Dude's not exactly polite.

Written by Americans

Tenlaar posted...

Its going to be a huge problem when the world finds out and the world will find out unless we do something about them doesnt strike me as being cool with it.

Doesn't say they personally have a problem with it.

I always liked how that issue opens with a page where Bendis breaks the fourth wall and says to the reader "Yeah this is a filler issue I wrote to pad out the volume. Skip it if you want."

The Ultimate Universe was peak 2000s edge.

And the way they drew teenagers would not have been allowed today.

AmericaTheBrave posted...

The Ultimate Universe was peak 2000s edge.

And the way they drew teenagers would not have been allowed today.

In the 60s, every teenager was an adult.
In the 90s, every teenager was an adult bodybuilder.

WingsOfGood posted...

Who wrote this? Bendis?

Mark Millar, no?

Avirosb posted...

Wolverine is the least Canadian to ever Canada.
Dude's not exactly polite.

In fairness, Marvel's version of Canada is pretty much pure evil apart from Alpha Flight, Deadpool, and Wolverine. And since this topic is specifically about the Ultimate Marvel universe, we can scratch Deadpool off of that list since he's both evil and apparently not a Canadian in that continuity.

Revelation34 posted...

Only Captain America wasn't. I don't even know the other two characters.

That's Hawkeye in the mask. He went really Edge after Black Widow betrayed the team and got his wife and kids killed.

Avirosb posted...

In the 60s, every teenager was an adult.
In the 90s, every teenager was an adult bodybuilder.

I meant the way they sexualized them would make Japan blush.

The Weapon X program would put a person in 24/7 hockey mode

UnhndredDescole posted...

Gamers seem to forget the first mediums the feminist frequency types targeted were comic book designs.

i mean was that a bad thing?

Does pose a interesting dilemma. Say you swap bodies with someone and they bang their girl on the regular. And you need to keep things under wraps until you find a way to swap back. What do you do? Bang them knowing you ain't the real deal or potentially risk hurting their relationship

Sufferedphoneix posted...

Does pose a interesting dilemma. Say you swap bodies with someone and they bang their girl on the regular. And you need to keep things under wraps until you find a way to swap back. What do you do? Bang them knowing you ain't the real deal or potentially risk hurting their relationship

If it affects your decision making any, when the Flash and Lex Luthor swapped bodies in an episode of JLU, Wally West laid Lex's pipe so right that Lex's girlfriend was disappointed when they switch back.