Current Events > Is sex the best discussion topic

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Its up there imo

Nah, which fast food joint has the best chicken nuggets is the GOAT discussion topic

Pissing after holding it in for several hours is much better

Meticulously going over the details of the food you're eating is the only topic of discussion in Italy.

Turbam posted...

Nah, which fast food joint has the best chicken nuggets is the GOAT discussion topic

SlingBlade: "I can only assume from your cavalier attitude that you have yet to partake in the wonderment that is the McGriddle. Let me enlighten you. What happens is the One True God grows them on trees in the Elysian Fields using a heretofore unused incantation. He then proceeds to magic them down to your local eatery where whatever Ghetto Bastard cook your McDonalds has rescued from welfare that week proceeds to wrap it in cellophane and pass it along to you, the fortunate consumer. You proceed to ingest this finery in the vain hope that your obviously overmatched taste buds can somehow grasp the delectable intricacies it is suddenlt faced with. Is that egg? Why yes it is, and bacon too. But wait-they didn't add... yes they did, yes they did indeed. They added cheese. And then, then my friends, they wrap it in a sumptuous pancake bun! As your taste buds try to process that amazing piece of information, IT hits them...the syrup nugget. THE MOTHERFUCKING SYRUP NUGGET! It announces itself with a burst of confectionery grandiosity the likes of which your palate has never seen."

Ponder the mcgriddle

Good sex is one of lifes greatest pleasures

Unfortunately so many people suck at it, just not good at fuck