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TheHoldSteady 09/05/23 7:52:02 PM #1:	I don't care what it is, but it needs to be delicious and you need to cook it right now What do you make for him? --- Don't ask about Charlemagne. <cite>TheHoldSteady posted [p:975883461] in Gordon Ram... [t:80557052]...</cite> <quote>I don't care what it is, but it needs to be delicious and you need to cook it right now What do you make for him? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MarthGoomba 09/05/23 7:52:58 PM #2:	Plain white rice --- https://i.imgur.com/m6Rgs8D.jpg https://i.imgur.com/qUMZhdW.jpg https://i.imgur.com/LACtH6q.jpg <cite>MarthGoomba posted [p:975883491] in Gordon Ram... [t:80557052]...</cite> <quote>Plain white rice </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 09/05/23 7:53:20 PM #3:	a cheeseburger --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:975883499] in Gordon Ram... [t:80557052]...</cite> <quote>a cheeseburger </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DeadBankerDream 09/05/23 7:53:27 PM #4:	TheHoldSteady posted... What do you make for him? A door slam on his nose. --- "That thick shaft that causes women to shudder!" <cite>DeadBankerDream posted [p:975883503] in Gordon Ram... [t:80557052]...</cite> <quote>TheHoldSteady posted... </cite><quote>What do you make for him?</quote>A door slam on his nose. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
creativeme 09/05/23 7:54:18 PM #5:	instant ramen --- This is a sig <cite>creativeme posted [p:975883525] in Gordon Ram... [t:80557052]...</cite> <quote>instant ramen </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bishop_Hastur 09/05/23 7:54:58 PM #6:	Mac and SPAM. --- Have you seen the Yellow Sign? Quando omni flunkus moritati <cite>Bishop_Hastur posted [p:975883541] in Gordon Ram... [t:80557052]...</cite> <quote>Mac and SPAM. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Starks 09/05/23 7:55:49 PM #7:	Spicy tuna melt --- Paid for by StarksPAC, a registered 501(c)(4) <cite>Starks posted [p:975883565] in Gordon Ram... [t:80557052]...</cite> <quote>Spicy tuna melt </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Popo 09/05/23 7:57:19 PM #8:	Throw some ketchup packets in the microwave for 10 minutes. --- Live action Hungry Hungry Hippos though, now that was a sport. ~Aeon Azuran <cite>The_Popo posted [p:975883612] in Gordon Ram... [t:80557052]...</cite> <quote>Throw some ketchup packets in the microwave for 10 minutes. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Aztex 09/05/23 7:59:53 PM #9:	Chorizo with eggs and tortillas included with them cooked together at once not separately --- Hot Girls Message Board https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1291-hot-girls <cite>Aztex posted [p:975883678] in Gordon Ram... [t:80557052]...</cite> <quote>Chorizo with eggs and tortillas included with them cooked together at once not separately </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lukey_Bug 09/05/23 8:00:23 PM #10:	Butter fried hotdogs on toasted buttered bread with melted american cheese drizzled with hot sauce and mustard with a pickle. ~~I actually do make rhis from time to time. And no I'm not fat~~ --- I don't want this man's life, I want his sandwiches. <cite>Lukey_Bug posted [p:975883687] in Gordon Ram... [t:80557052]...</cite> <quote>Butter fried hotdogs on toasted buttered bread with melted american cheese drizzled with hot sauce and mustard with a pickle.I actually do make rhis from time to time. And no I'm not fat </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LSGW_Zephyra 09/05/23 8:00:49 PM #11:	Grilled Cheese --- Bioshock gave us a fictional world showing why libertarianism doesn't work. Cryptos/NFTs gave us the real world example (She/Her) <cite>LSGW_Zephyra posted [p:975883692] in Gordon Ram... [t:80557052]...</cite> <quote>Grilled Cheese </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GameGodOfAll 09/05/23 8:01:08 PM #12:	Bacon burger. --- My Words Were True And Sheamus Made You Believe! http://imgur.com/Fc39f.jpg <cite>GameGodOfAll posted [p:975883698] in Gordon Ram... [t:80557052]...</cite> <quote>Bacon burger. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rodu_jr 09/05/23 8:01:15 PM #13:	ham sammich <cite>rodu_jr posted [p:975883707] in Gordon Ram... [t:80557052]...</cite> <quote>ham sammich </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mercurydude 09/05/23 8:01:21 PM #14:	A chocolate chip skillet cookie. It's simple... he might even consider it basic, but it is delicious and I know I won't fuck it up because I've made it a hundred times. The way people fuck up on these cooking shows is "I've never made this before, but I want to stand out to the judges!" Well, they do end up standing out, but in a way they don't want to. Cook what you know. --- God forbid you ever had to walk a mile in her shoes, 'cause then you really might know what it's like to have to choose. - Everlast <cite>mercurydude posted [p:975883711] in Gordon Ram... [t:80557052]...</cite> <quote>A chocolate chip skillet cookie. It's simple... he might even consider it basic, but it is delicious and I know I won't fuck it up because I've made it a hundred times. The way people fuck up on these cooking shows is "I've never made this before, but I want to stand out to the judges!" Well, they do end up standing out, but in a way they don't want to. Cook what you know. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nota214 09/05/23 8:02:47 PM #15:	Scrambled eggs. I make excellent scrambled eggs and he is on record stating that one of the tests he gives new chefs in his restaurants is to make scrambled eggs. I know he'll be so impressed with mine that he will give up his dream of being a chef and live out a meaningless existence as a football player instead. <cite>Nota214 posted [p:975883748] in Gordon Ram... [t:80557052]...</cite> <quote>Scrambled eggs. I make excellent scrambled eggs and he is on record stating that one of the tests he gives new chefs in his restaurants is to make scrambled eggs. I know he'll be so impressed with mine that he will give up his dream of being a chef and live out a meaningless existence as a football player instead.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PraetorXyn 09/05/23 8:03:08 PM #16:	If hes willing to wait for it, Id smoke a full packer brisket. If not, baked potatoes and reverse seared thick cut ribeyes. --- Console war in a nutshell: http://imgur.com/xA6GJZ9.png <cite>PraetorXyn posted [p:975883761] in Gordon Ram... [t:80557052]...</cite> <quote>If hes willing to wait for it, Id smoke a full packer brisket.If not, baked potatoes and reverse seared thick cut ribeyes. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Glob 09/05/23 8:03:55 PM #17:	I have the skills to do it but I dont keep food in the apartment. <cite>Glob posted [p:975883782] in Gordon Ram... [t:80557052]...</cite> <quote>I have the skills to do it but I dont keep food in the apartment.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nocturnal_traveler 09/05/23 8:04:32 PM #18:	A sausage, egg, cheese sandwich with two chocolate chip waffles replacing the bread. --- --I understand your opinion. I just don't care about it. ~Jedah-- <cite>nocturnal_traveler posted [p:975883805] in Gordon Ram... [t:80557052]...</cite> <quote>A sausage, egg, cheese sandwich with two chocolate chip waffles replacing the bread. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cjsdowg 09/05/23 8:13:22 PM #19:	I would start off with this... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/2/5/AABqjYAAE0HJ.jpg Make it into that... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/2/6/AABqjYAAE0HK.jpg --- "Big Sweaty Otis" -Titus O'Neil <cite>cjsdowg posted [p:975883998] in Gordon Ram... [t:80557052]...</cite> <quote>I would start off with this...https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/2/5/AABqjYAAE0HJ.jpg Make it into that...https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/2/6/AABqjYAAE0HK.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mussurana 09/05/23 8:17:36 PM #20:	I'm realistic, I like what I cook, but to Gordon it will be swill. --- System error, signature not found. <cite>Mussurana posted [p:975884098] in Gordon Ram... [t:80557052]...</cite> <quote>I'm realistic, I like what I cook, but to Gordon it will be swill. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 09/05/23 8:18:45 PM #21:	Fresh cute anime man bussy. He'll be like finally some good fucking food. --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:975884131] in Gordon Ram... [t:80557052]...</cite> <quote>Fresh cute anime man bussy. He'll be like finally some good fucking food. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkFists 09/05/23 8:26:59 PM #22:	Imitation crab meat in noodles with a white sauce... I want him to judge my "I'm home sick from school, and nobody's home" lunch from high school --- "The starting point is of the utmost importance" <cite>DarkFists posted [p:975884327] in Gordon Ram... [t:80557052]...</cite> <quote>Imitation crab meat in noodles with a white sauce...I want him to judge my "I'm home sick from school, and nobody's home" lunch from high school </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cheater87 09/05/23 8:28:02 PM #23:	Mac n cheese and a taco. --- Just call me Discount Dan. <cite>Cheater87 posted [p:975884354] in Gordon Ram... [t:80557052]...</cite> <quote>Mac n cheese and a taco. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkFists 09/05/23 8:30:10 PM #24:	Cheater87 posted... Mac n cheese and a taco. Why not Mac and cheese on a taco? --- "The starting point is of the utmost importance" <cite>DarkFists posted [p:975884403] in Gordon Ram... [t:80557052]...</cite> <quote>Cheater87 posted... </cite><quote>Mac n cheese and a taco.</quote>Why not Mac and cheese on a taco? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AloneIBreak 09/05/23 8:32:29 PM #25:	No fuck you I cant cook now get away from my apartment my dog is barking --- "I do not imply... that we should always suppress the utterance of intolerant philosophies" - Karl Popper <cite>AloneIBreak posted [p:975884453] in Gordon Ram... [t:80557052]...</cite> <quote>No fuck you I cant cook now get away from my apartment my dog is barking </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TMOG 09/05/23 8:34:52 PM #26:	A grilled cheese that actually cooked <cite>TMOG posted [p:975884501] in Gordon Ram... [t:80557052]...</cite> <quote>A grilled cheese that actually cooked</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Glob 09/05/23 8:35:44 PM #28:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] I cooked for him once before. <cite>Glob posted [p:975884519] in Gordon Ram... [t:80557052]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> I cooked for him once before.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkFists 09/05/23 8:36:13 PM #29:	TMOG posted... A grilled cheese that actually cooked You must elevate that grilled cheese! --- "The starting point is of the utmost importance" <cite>DarkFists posted [p:975884531] in Gordon Ram... [t:80557052]...</cite> <quote>TMOG posted... </cite><quote>A grilled cheese that actually cooked</quote>You must elevate that grilled cheese! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dragon239 09/05/23 8:38:00 PM #30:	pb toast --- http://i.imgur.com/nkZgO.jpg <cite>Dragon239 posted [p:975884561] in Gordon Ram... [t:80557052]...</cite> <quote>pb toast </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xenogears15 09/05/23 8:40:12 PM #31:	Assuming I can just materialize the ingredients? Pasta carbonara. --- This rant was brought to you by your local random thinker. I'm as Canadian as Wayne Gretzky crashing a snowmobile into a moose. - JIC X <cite>Xenogears15 posted [p:975884607] in Gordon Ram... [t:80557052]...</cite> <quote>Assuming I can just materialize the ingredients? Pasta carbonara. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pkmnlord 09/05/23 8:42:53 PM #32:	I'd make him go to someone else's house because he'll only be disappointed with me --- http://i.imgur.com/MP7ZznH.jpg <cite>pkmnlord posted [p:975884659] in Gordon Ram... [t:80557052]...</cite> <quote>I'd make him go to someone else's house because he'll only be disappointed with me </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LordFarquad1312 09/06/23 1:23:19 PM #33:	I cook him some pasta and watch him cry, as I don't do any of the stuff he does because the man doesn't know how to cook Italian. --- El sexo sucio y el planeta limpio. "If you are tired of fear from links... Let Kirby's Nightmare protect you." <cite>LordFarquad1312 posted [p:975897330] in Gordon Ram... [t:80557052]...</cite> <quote>I cook him some pasta and watch him cry, as I don't do any of the stuff he does because the man doesn't know how to cook Italian. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Paragon21XX 09/06/23 1:27:41 PM #34:	I give him a bowl of instant ramen because fuck those looking for a meal when not invited over by me. --- Politicians are the weeds of the galaxy. <cite>Paragon21XX posted [p:975897416] in Gordon Ram... [t:80557052]...</cite> <quote>I give him a bowl of instant ramen because fuck those looking for a meal when not invited over by me. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lillymon 09/06/23 1:30:31 PM #35:	"You must be fucking with me. I don't like when people fuck with me Gordon. Now get serious or fuck right off." --- "Bothering people when they're shopping or going to work or whatever because you find them attractive makes you scum of the earth." MegatokyoEd <cite>Lillymon posted [p:975897461] in Gordon Ram... [t:80557052]...</cite> <quote>"You must be fucking with me. I don't like when people fuck with me Gordon. Now get serious or fuck right off." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HudGard 09/06/23 1:33:39 PM #36:	dinosaur nuggets --- You haven't set a signature for the message boards yet <cite>HudGard posted [p:975897505] in Gordon Ram... [t:80557052]...</cite> <quote>dinosaur nuggets </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cemith 09/06/23 1:36:04 PM #37:	Chicken fettuccine Alfredo --- https://i.ibb.co/2vRbyC0/Rosa-6.png "Friends don't let friends watch The Big Bang Theory" - mogar002 <cite>Cemith posted [p:975897543] in Gordon Ram... [t:80557052]...</cite> <quote>Chicken fettuccine Alfredo </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Funkydog 09/06/23 1:38:03 PM #38:	Pot noodle. Take it or leave it. Spoilers, they arent delicious. They are barely even edible. --- Let's make biscuits! <cite>Funkydog posted [p:975897588] in Gordon Ram... [t:80557052]...</cite> <quote>Pot noodle.Take it or leave it.Spoilers, they arent delicious. They are barely even edible. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
evilpresident 09/06/23 1:39:44 PM #39:	I cook him. --- Nothing to report here <cite>evilpresident posted [p:975897608] in Gordon Ram... [t:80557052]...</cite> <quote>I cook him. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nosferatu_Zodd 09/06/23 1:41:18 PM #40:	I make a mean lobster roll --- https://i.imgur.com/BZnYe1G.jpeg <cite>Nosferatu_Zodd posted [p:975897638] in Gordon Ram... [t:80557052]...</cite> <quote>I make a mean lobster roll </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Enclave 09/06/23 1:44:27 PM #41:	Assuming I have some available, I'd probably grill him a steak and make a side of mash potatoes and corn or something. Delicious doesn't have to mean complicated. Just make something you're confident in cooking. I know I grill a mean steak and make great mash potatoes so ezpz decision. --- The commercial says that Church isn't for perfect people, I guess that's why I'm an atheist. <cite>Enclave posted [p:975897688] in Gordon Ram... [t:80557052]...</cite> <quote>Assuming I have some available, I'd probably grill him a steak and make a side of mash potatoes and corn or something. Delicious doesn't have to mean complicated. Just make something you're confident in cooking.I know I grill a mean steak and make great mash potatoes so ezpz decision. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cocytus 09/06/23 1:45:47 PM #42:	Ramen noodles on the way. --- Is this reverse psychology? And if I ask, will you lie to me? <cite>Cocytus posted [p:975897705] in Gordon Ram... [t:80557052]...</cite> <quote>Ramen noodles on the way. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lil_Bit83 09/06/23 9:56:06 PM #43:	Then I'll just hafta recommend him the nicest restaraunt I know of. I'm not gonna have some dude demand food at my door, then constantly put me down because I'm not a 5 star chef. I'm only a decent cook, not a great one. --- I'm just a girl who loves games <cite>Lil_Bit83 posted [p:975907627] in Gordon Ram... [t:80557052]...</cite> <quote>Then I'll just hafta recommend him the nicest restaraunt I know of. I'm not gonna have some dude demand food at my door, then constantly put me down because I'm not a 5 star chef. I'm only a decent cook, not a great one. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Enclave 09/06/23 10:00:42 PM #44:	Lil_Bit83 posted... Then I'll just hafta recommend him the nicest restaraunt I know of. I'm not gonna have some dude demand food at my door, then constantly put me down because I'm not a 5 star chef. I'm only a decent cook, not a great one. Gordon Ramsay is not actually as harsh as many think. He's actually quite encouraging to people who are not supposedly professionals. --- The commercial says that Church isn't for perfect people, I guess that's why I'm an atheist. <cite>Enclave posted [p:975907716] in Gordon Ram... [t:80557052]...</cite> <quote>Lil_Bit83 posted... </cite><quote>Then I'll just hafta recommend him the nicest restaraunt I know of. I'm not gonna have some dude demand food at my door, then constantly put me down because I'm not a 5 star chef. I'm only a decent cook, not a great one.</quote>Gordon Ramsay is not actually as harsh as many think. He's actually quite encouraging to people who are not supposedly professionals. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thekosmicfool 09/06/23 10:03:50 PM #45:	A grilled cheese burned to shit on the outside and completely unmelted inside. --- Cover your knees up if you're gonna be walkin' around everywhere. <cite>thekosmicfool posted [p:975907774] in Gordon Ram... [t:80557052]...</cite> <quote>A grilled cheese burned to shit on the outside and completely unmelted inside. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RetsuZaiZen 09/06/23 10:04:47 PM #46:	Pancakes --- Why do nerds always get caught up on the details? Michael Jordan is both the greatest and most overrated basketball player of all time. <cite>RetsuZaiZen posted [p:975907789] in Gordon Ram... [t:80557052]...</cite> <quote>Pancakes </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 09/06/23 10:05:25 PM #47:	Peanut butter and jelly --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:975907796] in Gordon Ram... [t:80557052]...</cite> <quote>Peanut butter and jelly </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gremlynn 09/06/23 10:09:01 PM #48:	"you can eat from the litterbox like the rest of us or you can fuck off." --- "Now, was that civilized? No, clearly not. Fun, but in no sense civilized." <cite>Gremlynn posted [p:975907851] in Gordon Ram... [t:80557052]...</cite> <quote>"you can eat from the litterbox like the rest of us or you can fuck off." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Glob 09/06/23 11:54:02 PM #49:	Enclave posted... Gordon Ramsay is not actually as harsh as many think. He's actually quite encouraging to people who are not supposedly professionals. He was nice to me when I worked with him for an event once. <cite>Glob posted [p:975909241] in Gordon Ram... [t:80557052]...</cite> <quote>Enclave posted... </cite><quote>Gordon Ramsay is not actually as harsh as many think. He's actually quite encouraging to people who are not supposedly professionals.</quote>He was nice to me when I worked with him for an event once.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gremlynn 09/06/23 11:56:04 PM #50:	Glob posted... He was nice to me when I worked with him for an event once. Ya every clip i've seen of him interacting with staff and line cooks he's reasonably cordial. Just shit owners and "professional chefs" that he rips on. He can still eat shit if he comes banging on my door making demands! --- "Now, was that civilized? No, clearly not. Fun, but in no sense civilized." <cite>Gremlynn posted [p:975909267] in Gordon Ram... [t:80557052]...</cite> <quote>Glob posted... </cite><quote>He was nice to me when I worked with him for an event once.</quote>Ya every clip i've seen of him interacting with staff and line cooks he's reasonably cordial. Just shit owners and "professional chefs" that he rips on.He can still eat shit if he comes banging on my door making demands! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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