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Marge: I'm going to sue the pants off you!
Mr Burns: You don't have to sue me to get my pants off.

Also...

Hank: Are you Chinese or Japanese?

Feels like this happens every few weeks...

I saw an epitaph on a gravestone once that was just "He tried his best." and it's stuck in my head for years.

I can get you a toe.

For some reason that Resident Evil 5 Wesker quote has been stuck in my head for a long time.

"Soon Uroboros will be released into the atmosphere ensuring Complete Global Saturation"

"that's a made-up word."
"All words are made up."

Theres too much fuckin shit on me.

SaikyoStyle posted...

Theres too much fuckin shit on me.

"I am doing the best at this."

From Hobo with a Shotgun
"You and me are going on a car ride to hell. You're riding shotgun"

If I start posting quotes Ill just end up posting a shit ton of badass quotes from older westerns. Especially Clint Eastwood movies like Unforgiven and The Outlaw Josey Wales which are just full of epic lines.

I set my ATM cards number to 0001 because Im number one.

- Manfred von Karma

Ill make an offer. *dramatically slams open briefcase* in cash!

- Kiryu Kazuma

Oh, the torment bred in the race,
the grinding scream of death
and the stroke that hits the vein,
the hemorrhage none can staunch, the grief,
the curse no man can bear.

But there is a cure in the house,
and not outside it, no,
not from others but from them,
their bloody strife. We sing to you,
dark gods beneath the earth.

Now hear, you blissful powers underground
answer the call, send help,
Bless the children, give them triumph now.

Aeschylus, The Libation Bearers

Westerns have some of the best lines in American cinema, period lol. Feel free

Another one that lives in my head...

Cell: How did you acquire this new strength? Enlighten me!"
Vegeta: I do a lot of push-ups and sit-ups... And drink plenty of juice."

Neoconkers posted...

I saw an epitaph on a gravestone once that was just "He tried his best." and it's stuck in my head for years.

"Unknown Man
Died eating library paste"
https://cohost.org/nicky/post/2044573-i-take-a-moment-to-r

I don't think it's nice, you laughin'. You see, my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughin' at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

"Courage is the magic that turns dreams into reality."

https://youtu.be/u2KbJR8TBH4?t=82

from Halfbaked:

"I'm Cuban, B!"

"ahh yes, Cuban B!"

Wooderson : Say, man, you got a joint?
Mitch : No, not on me, man.
Wooderson : It'd be a lot cooler if you diid

Al Bundy: "I would've preferred Hot Dog, the hot dog."

Irony posted...

For some reason that Resident Evil 5 Wesker quote has been stuck in my head for a long time.

"Soon Uroboros will be released into the atmosphere ensuring Complete Global Saturation"

Classic quote, same here.

"Nano machines SON!"

Well let me just quote the late-great Colonel Sanders, who said...'I'm too drunk to taste this chicken.'

your lies are like bananas, they come in big yellow bunches

those and like 90% of Monty Python and the quest for the holy grail

"Let me put it in a language you can understand."

"If you meet an asshole in the morning, you met an asshole. If you meet assholes all day, YOU'RE the asshole".

I loved this quote from Supermansion. Context so I don't get modded: American Ranger had a kid sidekick, and long story short, he wants a new one so he goes to a computer and types:

Seeking clean-cut young boy.

Must be fit, clean shaven, flexible enough to mount up at a moment's notice, follow orders without question and keep a secret.

If you measure up, you can count on me to cover your backside.

"I want you to know that I'm very sorry about [my son] Butters. Just in general."

zelda cdi king: i wonder whats for DINNER. when i am hungry
flora: I cant....go on. when something unfortunate happens
nagito: huhhhh? when i am confused or something dumb is said
pit: I NEVER LEARNED HOW TO READ when i reread a sentence lots of times and still dont understand what they are trying to say
amber: look theres a pigeon over there ahaha! when i see any bird doesnt have to be a pigeon

Err not mentioned anywhere per say but
Youre in a military zone
my EHS formed that during my sleep and it just unnerves me tbh

"I'd die for my country. But I'd rather kill for it!"

Pork chops and apple sauce. It's a line from a Brady Bunch episode. I have just randomly said it for many years, with no clue where I got it from, until recently.

"Given time, technique never fails."

"Shame he died a virgin, but at least he wasn't buried as one."

Black Dynamite: "Euphoria, SHUT THE F*** UP, I know that's you, I ain't even gotta LOOK! How would you like me to send you back to Crenshaw Pete with his hot-ass coat hangers, bitch!? Would you like that!?"

Questionmarktarius posted...

"THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS!!"

Lmao, i read that in his voice