Poll of the Day > babe are you a hot jupiter

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chelsea___wtf
08/28/23 1:28:34 PM
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because the doppler shift in my heart when you approach is detectable from other star systems

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chelsea___wtf
08/30/23 11:53:24 AM
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because you sure are a large mass orbiting me closely

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Reciful_II
08/30/23 12:48:18 PM
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Because you account for 2/3s of the total amount of mass in my heart

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Metalsonic66
08/30/23 1:51:36 PM
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Because you've got a weird red mark that you might wanna get looked at by a doctor

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chelsea___wtf
08/30/23 1:52:26 PM
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Metalsonic66 posted...
Because you've got a weird red mark that you might wanna get looked at by a doctor
I don't follow this one at all. Please respect the Exoplanet Humor forum rules by keeping your jokes scientifically accurate.

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Metalsonic66
08/30/23 2:02:18 PM
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Someone with a phD in Astronomy

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captpackrat
08/30/23 6:53:04 PM
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When she orbits around the sun, she orbits AROUND the sun

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adjl
08/30/23 7:10:34 PM
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Jupiter? I 'ardly know 'er!

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FrozenBananas
08/30/23 7:58:22 PM
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Because you have a fever of 103 and youre dressed like Sailor Jupiter

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