Poll of the Day > Two clients today asked if I was military, one commented on my junk, repeatedly

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PK_Spam 08/28/23 12:24:01 PM #1:	Lively meetings today The military guys were both SO sure I was military too and thought I was fucking around when I said I wasnt. Apparently I carry myself like one. I must be a high quality guy if they think so The other one said I was carrying a gun in my pants when we shook hands this morning, and keeps telling me Im a big boy (I am 58, 160 lbs) whenever we have to chat (Hurricane is coming, so I need to chat with a LOT of clients multiple times) At least he lets me take his companys pens and add them to my collection. --- "You're not a good person, you'll never be one, you'll never even convince anyone to mistakenly believe you to be one." -HCE to me <cite>PK_Spam posted [p:975712291] in Two client... [t:80548906]...</cite> <quote>Lively meetings todayThe military guys were both SO sure I was military too and thought I was fucking around when I said I wasnt. Apparently I carry myself like one. I must be a high quality guy if they think so The other one said I was carrying a gun in my pants when we shook hands this morning, and keeps telling me Im a big boy (I am 58, 160 lbs) whenever we have to chat (Hurricane is coming, so I need to chat with a LOT of clients multiple times)At least he lets me take his companys pens and add them to my collection. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shrek 08/28/23 12:35:55 PM #2:	he wants you to take his company pen is --- if i wasn't important then why would you waste all your poison <cite>Shrek posted [p:975712481] in Two client... [t:80548906]...</cite> <quote>he wants you to take his company penis </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MeatiestMeatus 08/28/23 12:39:52 PM #3:	PK_Spam posted... The military guys were both SO sure I was military too and thought I was fucking around when I said I wasnt. Apparently I carry myself like one. I must be a high quality guy if they think so lmao --- If you rise up to heaven I'll turn the sun to blind you If you sleep deep in hell I have chains to bind you <cite>MeatiestMeatus posted [p:975712554] in Two client... [t:80548906]...</cite> <quote>PK_Spam posted... </cite><quote>The military guys were both SO sure I was military too and thought I was fucking around when I said I wasnt. Apparently I carry myself like one. I must be a high quality guy if they think so </quote>lmao </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cacciato 08/28/23 1:59:19 PM #4:	PK_Spam posted... I must be a high quality guy if they think so I have some disappointing news for you homie <cite>Cacciato posted [p:975713797] in Two client... [t:80548906]...</cite> <quote>PK_Spam posted... </cite><quote> I must be a high quality guy if they think so </quote>I have some disappointing news for you homie </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PK_Spam 08/28/23 2:01:21 PM #5:	Its not about the reality, its about the prestige people think you have --- "You're not a good person, you'll never be one, you'll never even convince anyone to mistakenly believe you to be one." -HCE to me <cite>PK_Spam posted [p:975713829] in Two client... [t:80548906]...</cite> <quote>Its not about the reality, its about the prestige people think you have </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkknight109 08/28/23 3:01:55 PM #6:	I take it you don't know military guys' opinion on other military guys. --- Kill 1 man: You are a murderer. Kill 10 men: You are a monster. Kill 100 men: You are a hero. Kill 10,000 men, you are a conqueror! <cite>darkknight109 posted [p:975714883] in Two client... [t:80548906]...</cite> <quote>I take it you don't know military guys' opinion on other military guys. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PK_Spam 08/28/23 3:23:59 PM #7:	I shouldve explained, these werent guys in the military. They were just ordinary businessmen. I called them the Military Guys because thats what they called me --- "You're not a good person, you'll never be one, you'll never even convince anyone to mistakenly believe you to be one." -HCE to me <cite>PK_Spam posted [p:975715283] in Two client... [t:80548906]...</cite> <quote>I shouldve explained, these werent guys in the military. They were just ordinary businessmen. I called them the Military Guys because thats what they called me </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SilentSeph 08/28/23 4:38:54 PM #8:	I wonder what will make that client wetter - you or the hurricane? --- Delicious and vicious, while maliciously nutritious. <cite>SilentSeph posted [p:975716735] in Two client... [t:80548906]...</cite> <quote>I wonder what will make that client wetter - you or the hurricane? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ReturnOfFa 08/28/23 5:15:31 PM #9:	I don't enjoy being sexually harassed, unless it's by my close friends. --- girls like my fa <cite>ReturnOfFa posted [p:975717413] in Two client... [t:80548906]...</cite> <quote>I don't enjoy being sexually harassed, unless it's by my close friends. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PK_Spam 08/28/23 5:18:38 PM #10:	Yeah me too, but Im still picking up the pieces after getting my heart stomped on, so the objectification is nice I guess --- "You're not a good person, you'll never be one, you'll never even convince anyone to mistakenly believe you to be one." -HCE to me <cite>PK_Spam posted [p:975717465] in Two client... [t:80548906]...</cite> <quote>Yeah me too, but Im still picking up the pieces after getting my heart stomped on, so the objectification is nice I guess </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PK_Spam 08/28/23 5:42:11 PM #11:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/9/5/AAc2z0AAEytn.jpg y/n do I have the dead eyes of a soldier who knows even if he returns home, he will never be home? --- "You're not a good person, you'll never be one, you'll never even convince anyone to mistakenly believe you to be one." -HCE to me <cite>PK_Spam posted [p:975717949] in Two client... [t:80548906]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/9/5/AAc2z0AAEytn.jpg y/n do I have the dead eyes of a soldier who knows even if he returns home, he will never be home? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HornedLion 08/28/23 6:46:11 PM #12:	PK_Spam posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/9/5/AAc2z0AAEytn.jpg y/n do I have the dead eyes of a soldier who knows even if he returns home, he will never be home? Thought you said you were Puerto Rican. Pic says more Tijuana than San Juan. --- I'll destroy you in Street Fighter, For Honor, COD, and hungry hungry hippos. <cite>HornedLion posted [p:975719179] in Two client... [t:80548906]...</cite> <quote>PK_Spam posted... </cite><quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/9/5/AAc2z0AAEytn.jpg y/n do I have the dead eyes of a soldier who knows even if he returns home, he will never be home?</quote>Thought you said you were Puerto Rican. Pic says more Tijuana than San Juan. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ReturnOfFa 08/28/23 6:49:14 PM #13:	Lookin' good bruddah. --- girls like my fa <cite>ReturnOfFa posted [p:975719230] in Two client... [t:80548906]...</cite> <quote>Lookin' good bruddah. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shrek 08/28/23 7:16:30 PM #14:	if you grew out your mustache into a pornstache you'd look like a highway patrolman --- if i wasn't important then why would you waste all your poison <cite>Shrek posted [p:975719814] in Two client... [t:80548906]...</cite> <quote>if you grew out your mustache into a pornstache you'd look like a highway patrolman </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PK_Spam 08/28/23 7:46:14 PM #15:	Shrek posted... if you grew out your mustache into a pornstache you'd look like a highway patrolman Believe it or not most of the stuff I wear when going out these days are Hawaiian shirts, so the dad/porn stache are closer than even you might thing ReturnOfFa posted... Lookin' good bruddah. You hear that, PotD? Im cool. HornedLion posted... Thought you said you were Puerto Rican. Pic says more Tijuana than San Juan. You. Me. After class. --- "You're not a good person, you'll never be one, you'll never even convince anyone to mistakenly believe you to be one." -HCE to me <cite>PK_Spam posted [p:975720346] in Two client... [t:80548906]...</cite> <quote>Shrek posted... </cite><quote>if you grew out your mustache into a pornstache you'd look like a highway patrolman</quote>Believe it or not most of the stuff I wear when going out these days are Hawaiian shirts, so the dad/porn stache are closer than even you might thingReturnOfFa posted... </cite><quote>Lookin' good bruddah.</quote>You hear that, PotD? Im cool.HornedLion posted... </cite><quote>Thought you said you were Puerto Rican. Pic says more Tijuana than San Juan.</quote>You. Me. After class. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SilentSeph 08/28/23 7:53:11 PM #16:	PK_Spam posted... Yeah me too, but Im still picking up the pieces after getting my heart stomped on, so the objectification is nice I guess Dating sucks :( Maybe beating up some more evil exes will make you feel better? --- Delicious and vicious, while maliciously nutritious. <cite>SilentSeph posted [p:975720465] in Two client... [t:80548906]...</cite> <quote>PK_Spam posted... </cite><quote>Yeah me too, but Im still picking up the pieces after getting my heart stomped on, so the objectification is nice I guess</quote>Dating sucks :(Maybe beating up some more evil exes will make you feel better? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PK_Spam 08/28/23 8:17:59 PM #17:	We still need to finish that! --- "You're not a good person, you'll never be one, you'll never even convince anyone to mistakenly believe you to be one." -HCE to me <cite>PK_Spam posted [p:975720879] in Two client... [t:80548906]...</cite> <quote>We still need to finish that! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shrek 08/28/23 8:19:40 PM #18:	i was just making a super troopers reference cuz you kinda look like jay chandrasekhar --- if i wasn't important then why would you waste all your poison <cite>Shrek posted [p:975720906] in Two client... [t:80548906]...</cite> <quote>i was just making a super troopers reference cuz you kinda look like jay chandrasekhar </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PK_Spam 08/28/23 8:21:25 PM #19:	Oh dude! Thatd be a sick ass Halloween costume! --- "You're not a good person, you'll never be one, you'll never even convince anyone to mistakenly believe you to be one." -HCE to me <cite>PK_Spam posted [p:975720941] in Two client... [t:80548906]...</cite> <quote>Oh dude! Thatd be a sick ass Halloween costume! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cruciferous 08/28/23 8:27:43 PM #20:	your hair looks kinda vaguely ex military but that's about all I see. <cite>Cruciferous posted [p:975721070] in Two client... [t:80548906]...</cite> <quote>your hair looks kinda vaguely ex military but that's about all I see. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cacciato 08/29/23 12:20:16 AM #21:	To be fair, that also looks like the exact same army issue riggers belt (THATS WHAT ITS CALLED) that I got issued. <cite>Cacciato posted [p:975725189] in Two client... [t:80548906]...</cite> <quote>To be fair, that also looks like the exact same army issue riggers belt (THATS WHAT ITS CALLED) that I got issued. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkPizza 08/29/23 12:30:51 AM #22:	Oh, yeah. If they saw the belt, that could be why. I probably wouldnt expect anyone who wasnt in the military to have one, tbh Even though I would assume many civilians could have one --- Currently Playing - Nobody saves the World (Switch Edition) Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm the LinkPizza you'll see around <cite>LinkPizza posted [p:975725302] in Two client... [t:80548906]...</cite> <quote>Oh, yeah. If they saw the belt, that could be why. I probably wouldnt expect anyone who wasnt in the military to have one, tbh Even though I would assume many civilians could have one </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PK_Spam 08/29/23 9:58:04 AM #23:	Cacciato posted... To be fair, that also looks like the exact same army issue riggers belt (THATS WHAT ITS CALLED) that I got issued. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/2/5/AAc2z0AAEy0V.jpg LinkPizza posted... Oh, yeah. If they saw the belt, that could be why. I probably wouldnt expect anyone who wasnt in the military to have one, tbh Even though I would assume many civilians could have one I took that belt from someone I was seeing a while back. They were prior Air Force but Im sure this was bought at some store somewhere --- "You're not a good person, you'll never be one, you'll never even convince anyone to mistakenly believe you to be one." -HCE to me <cite>PK_Spam posted [p:975729814] in Two client... [t:80548906]...</cite> <quote>Cacciato posted... </cite><quote>To be fair, that also looks like the exact same army issue riggers belt (THATS WHAT ITS CALLED) that I got issued.</quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/2/5/AAc2z0AAEy0V.jpg LinkPizza posted... </cite><quote>Oh, yeah. If they saw the belt, that could be why. I probably wouldnt expect anyone who wasnt in the military to have one, tbh Even though I would assume many civilians could have one</quote>I took that belt from someone I was seeing a while back. They were prior Air Force but Im sure this was bought at some store somewhere </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkPizza 08/29/23 11:55:04 AM #24:	PK_Spam posted... I took that belt from someone I was seeing a while back. They were prior Air Force but Im sure this was bought at some store somewhere Its also possible he bought it at the BX. I have multiple belts. Sometimes, I think Ive somehow lost the others, so I had a few of them --- Currently Playing - Nobody saves the World (Switch Edition) Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm the LinkPizza you'll see around <cite>LinkPizza posted [p:975731647] in Two client... [t:80548906]...</cite> <quote>PK_Spam posted...</cite><quote>I took that belt from someone I was seeing a while back. They were prior Air Force but Im sure this was bought at some store somewhere</quote>Its also possible he bought it at the BX. I have multiple belts. Sometimes, I think Ive somehow lost the others, so I had a few of them </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Poll of the Day > Two clients today asked if I was military, one commented on my junk, repeatedly