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JadeBaby
08/27/23 8:38:51 PM
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Bob Barker is gone and somehow the grim reaper didn't bother with Kissinger.

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MrResetti
08/27/23 8:40:34 PM
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Monferno_AQW
08/27/23 8:40:37 PM
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@MrMallard should be the one making this topic.

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UnholyMudcrab
08/27/23 8:42:42 PM
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He's a lich who gained power from the millions of people in Southeast Asia he helped kill

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Compsognathus
08/27/23 8:43:12 PM
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A lot of human sacrifices to his patron demon.

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MrMallard
08/27/23 8:46:38 PM
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Monferno_AQW posted...
@MrMallard should be the one making this topic.
Bob Barker came to my mind because he was a beloved personality who I'd forgotten about. Henry Kissinger should have died years ago but somehow hasn't, and when he drops dead it'll probably catch us all off guard.

Same with Putin and Trump, like those other "still alive" topics go on about. Short of suicide in prison and/or a bullet to the back of the head, those guys are probably going to be both alive and relevant for years to come. Bob Barker was a beloved old man who was allowed to grow old and pass away peacefully. The other two are fascist gloryhounds who claw and grab for any modicum of power they can get. There's a lot more living in them yet.

We can only hope that advanced age catches up with Kissinger, but with top-rate medical care keeping skinsuits like him alive, the chances of him keeling over - while elevated - are fairly low. But maybe he'll surprise us all.

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hexa
08/27/23 9:19:54 PM
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The Chinese like Henry Kissinger a great deal. Henry Kissinger is good for relations between China and the United States of America
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DarthAragorn
08/27/23 9:21:44 PM
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hexa posted...
The Chinese like Henry Kissinger a great deal. Henry Kissinger is good for relations between China and the United States of America
Well if you were somehow unaware he was a piece of shit, that should tell you something

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TheHorus
08/27/23 9:38:17 PM
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DarthAragorn posted...
Well if you were somehow unaware he was a piece of shit, that should tell you something
Or maybe is considering that he is still alive and according to an article that was published recently, his reputation is still unchanged:
https://jacobin.com/2023/08/henry-kissinger-war-crimes-realpolitik-rehabilitation

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B18Champ
08/27/23 9:44:00 PM
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JadeBaby posted...
Bob Barker is gone and somehow the grim reaper didn't bother with Kissinger.

He is waiting for Carter to kick the bucket before him.

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creativerealms
08/27/23 9:48:58 PM
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Hell is the answer.

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ultimate_reaver
08/27/23 9:50:39 PM
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i am assuming nature will be addressing that by the end of the decade

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action52
08/27/23 11:26:00 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/3/3/AAAJePAAEyk1.jpg

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Billyionaire
08/27/23 11:31:12 PM
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Have you guys ever ordered a Kissenger's Eyebrow at a bar before? Try it out

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ScazarMeltex
08/27/23 11:46:41 PM
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Because he fed on all the souls of the Vietnamese, Laosian, and Cambodian children he murdered.

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Tyranthraxus
08/27/23 11:47:49 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERWREcPIoPA

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Garabandal
08/27/23 11:51:21 PM
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action52 posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/3/3/AAAJePAAEyk1.jpg
Lmao

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Serious_Cat
08/28/23 12:28:03 AM
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https://youtu.be/SVGV6lvNTR4

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Questionmarktarius
08/28/23 12:31:22 AM
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Horcruxes.
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