Current Events > Rumored Wagner Group Plane crashed outside Moscow, Prigozhin rumored onboard

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BewmHedshot
08/23/23 1:10:53 PM
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https://twitter.com/BNONews/status/1694393601025822969

Turns out staging a rebellion against Pooty Poots is bad for your life expectancy.
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pnut027
08/23/23 1:13:38 PM
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Oh no.

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TomClark
08/23/23 1:14:33 PM
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That genuinely took longer than I expected to happen.

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davyheinz
08/23/23 1:14:38 PM
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Oh really? Last I saw, he was off in Africa.

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Lillymon
08/23/23 1:15:04 PM
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I guess shoving people out of windows was getting old. You've got to change up the formula every now and again! Assassinate your political enemies in new and interesting ways!

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Takuya_Lee
08/23/23 1:15:24 PM
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He might not had been on that plane even if people thought he was. Body doubles do exist.

That said, I'm not surprised something like this happened.

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UnholyMudcrab
08/23/23 1:15:58 PM
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Prigonezhin

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Questionmarktarius
08/23/23 1:16:41 PM
#8:


Gigantic watermark, but no obnoxious music?
...something's not right here.
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Starks
08/23/23 1:16:54 PM
#9:


Prigozhin and Utkin. The guys had no opsec.

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FurryPhilosifer
08/23/23 1:17:33 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/9/8/AAOa8rAAExvK.jpg

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thronedfire2
08/23/23 1:18:02 PM
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Im sure it was just some sort of mechanical failure. Total coincidence.

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modena
08/23/23 1:18:38 PM
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pnut027 posted...
Oh no.


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BewmHedshot
08/23/23 1:18:40 PM
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Lillymon posted...
I guess shoving people out of windows was getting old. You've got to change up the formula every now and again! Assassinate your political enemies in new and interesting ways!
Even Russia only has so many open windows.
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Kimbos_Egg
08/23/23 1:18:43 PM
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-66599733

probably should have just committed to the coup, bro.

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Questionmarktarius
08/23/23 1:18:46 PM
#15:


Polonium in the fuel tank, huh?
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Mussurana
08/23/23 1:18:48 PM
#16:


Looks like this might well be real, and his buddy Surovikin was removed from his post at the Air Force too.

Can't say I'm surprised.

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Starks
08/23/23 1:21:04 PM
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Fell out of a window at 32k feet.

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BewmHedshot
08/23/23 1:22:19 PM
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Mussurana posted...
Looks like this might well be real, and his buddy Surovikin was removed from his post at the Air Force too.

Can't say I'm surprised.
Yeah I have no idea who runs this BNO News twitter account but they seem to be on top of things.
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__aCEr__
08/23/23 1:25:17 PM
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Geez at least be a little subtle with your assassinations.

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UnfairRepresent
08/23/23 1:25:24 PM
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According to witnesses moments before the completely accidental crash Prigozhin profusely apologized for his immense failures in Ukraine and declared the brilliance of Vladimir Putin.

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Mussurana
08/23/23 1:26:59 PM
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Imagine making a deal with Putin and expecting him to keep his word.

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CADE_FOSTER
08/23/23 1:28:44 PM
#22:


TomClark posted...
That genuinely took longer than I expected to happen.

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Pitlord_Special
08/23/23 1:29:09 PM
#23:


This little Priggy never made it home.

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FL81
08/23/23 1:29:11 PM
#24:


If you're going to plot a coup against a guy who will assassinate someone with polonium for doing less than what you did, you better make damn sure you succeed.

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Tyranthraxus
08/23/23 1:29:33 PM
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He wasn't on the plane when it crashed. He fell out of the window first.

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Frolex
08/23/23 1:29:40 PM
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Wikipedia has hit him with the "was"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yevgeny_Prigozhin

thats official confirmation as far as i'm concerned

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famfam
08/23/23 1:30:20 PM
#27:


this is called the "find out" stage
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Starks
08/23/23 1:30:46 PM
#28:


Pierogi is dead.

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El_Marsh
08/23/23 1:31:03 PM
#29:


This totally expected thing finally happened, huh?


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TimeForAction
08/23/23 1:31:04 PM
#30:


Even windows fall from the sky in Russia
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Mussurana
08/23/23 1:31:43 PM
#31:


TomClark posted...
That genuinely took longer than I expected to happen.
Wagner controls a lot of resources in Africa, Vlad needed to make sure those were secure.

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Questionmarktarius
08/23/23 1:32:15 PM
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El_Marsh posted...
This totally expected thing finally happened, huh?
"airplane tickets" has apparently joined "window or tea?"
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Block_that_Kick
08/23/23 1:32:16 PM
#33:


He was a dead man the moment he decided not to follow through with taking Moscow.

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BurmesePenguin
08/23/23 1:34:34 PM
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He crossed the Rubicon and then decided to not march on Rome.

What a silly man.

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VFalcone
08/23/23 1:34:52 PM
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Block_that_Kick posted...
He was a dead man the moment he decided not to follow through with taking Moscow.
This. What a dumbass. Dumbest ass
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TMOG
08/23/23 1:34:59 PM
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And nothing of value was lost.

Yes, mods, I AM saying that I'm happy that a literal Nazi and terrorist died, that the world is better off without him, and openly celebrating his death. Mod me for it.
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Questionmarktarius
08/23/23 1:35:06 PM
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K181
08/23/23 1:36:00 PM
#38:


Are we sure this wasn't an accident? He didn't get poisoned while falling out of a window.

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A_Good_Boy
08/23/23 1:36:20 PM
#39:


I feel like everybody saw this coming, except for Prigozhin. He really should have just went through with the coup.

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jefffan
08/23/23 1:37:01 PM
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Your just know Putin wasn't going to let him live long.

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GuerrillaSoldier
08/23/23 1:39:02 PM
#41:


TomClark posted...
That genuinely took longer than I expected to happen.


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wackyteen
08/23/23 1:39:17 PM
#42:


I wonder how much chaos this sows through Wagner and how the interceding chaos benefits Ukraine

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Tom_Joad
08/23/23 1:40:59 PM
#43:


Mussurana posted...
Imagine making a deal with Putin and expecting him to keep his word.

This.

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UnholyMudcrab
08/23/23 1:41:12 PM
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This is the part where they reveal that he was flying on a de Havilland Comet somehow.

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Prismsblade
08/23/23 1:42:39 PM
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A_Good_Boy posted...
I feel like everybody saw this coming, except for Prigozhin. He really should have just went through with the coup.
It had no guarantee of success even if he did. Since if it did he probably wouldn't have bothered with negotiations at all otherwise.


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Jeremy517
08/23/23 1:42:52 PM
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He could have ended Putin's reign and the war but instead took a bunch of cash that he had to know he'd never get to spend. Brilliant.

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streamofthesky
08/23/23 1:42:55 PM
#47:


Well, at least Russian air defense is useful for something! :)

(yes, mods, I'm openly celebrating that a literal nazi is dead.)

BewmHedshot posted...
Turns out staging a rebellion against Pooty Poots is bad for your life expectancy.

No, TC. You got the wrong Aesop from this. Plenty of others have it right:

FL81 posted...
If you're going to plot a coup against a guy who will assassinate someone with polonium for doing less than what you did, you better make damn sure you succeed.

Block_that_Kick posted...
He was a dead man the moment he decided not to follow through with taking Moscow.

A_Good_Boy posted...
I feel like everybody saw this coming, except for Prigozhin. He really should have just went through with the coup.

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BewmHedshot
08/23/23 1:42:57 PM
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K181 posted...
Are we sure this wasn't an accident? He didn't get poisoned while falling out of a window.
I mean Russian air defense might have accidentally shot the plane down instead of firing a missile at Ukrainian schoolchildren, yeah.
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Questionmarktarius
08/23/23 1:43:09 PM
#49:


K181 posted...
Are we sure this wasn't an accident? He didn't get poisoned while falling out of a window.
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pretzelcoatl
08/23/23 1:44:03 PM
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__aCEr__ posted...
Geez at least be a little subtle with your assassinations.
Why? He was openly defied, it makes sense to make it as overt at possible.
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