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BlueTigerLion
08/22/23 10:12:24 AM
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https://twitter.com/SaeedDiCaprio/status/1693693478293623259

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Turbam
08/22/23 10:14:40 AM
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Hopefully I can get my country song out before then.
This is what I've got so far

Well my little Sally fell in love with a liberal boy
He doesn't like my pickup truck, he's guzziln' that soy
Well little Sally don't you worry, cause Daddy's gonna make things right
Gonna bring that liberal boy to the ranch, and make him see the light!




We're gonna-
Sip on whiskey and shoot some guns
We're gonna-
Brand some steers and have some fun
Gonna make that liberal boy drive my pickup truck
Then we'll go behind the barn and then we'll fuck




We're gonna-
Talk about football and baseball cards
We're gonna-
Eat some meat underneath the stars
Little Sally don't you worry, it'll be alright

I'm gonna turn that boy into a man tonight

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Returning_CEmen
08/22/23 10:19:00 AM
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Wonderful

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Patriotwolf
08/22/23 10:22:49 AM
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Show me on the doll where the country song hurt you

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ai123
08/22/23 10:26:24 AM
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Patriotwolf posted...
Show me on the doll where the country song hurt you
I will point to its ears.

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PoopPotato
08/22/23 10:27:21 AM
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You need one more verse in your song, something that leads up to the fuckin behind the barn

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SaikyoStyle
08/22/23 10:27:25 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/5/8/AABM4yAAExge.jpg

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Shadow_Don
08/22/23 10:28:47 AM
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ai123 posted...
I will point to its ears.

Lmfao

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DarthAragorn
08/22/23 10:29:22 AM
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Country music, at least the stuff that hits charts like this, is legitimately so fucking bad

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Tyranthraxus
08/22/23 10:35:07 AM
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DarthAragorn posted...
Country music, at least the stuff that hits charts like this, is legitimately so fucking bad
The shit is only charting cause of racists.

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mercurydude
08/22/23 10:38:19 AM
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I've got nothing against country, assuming it's not sung by an asshole who wants to celebrate lynching and then wants to pretend that's totes not what he was doing.

My beef is more with modern country stations. They aren't playing the good stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JyHptBtKW8


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Seaman_Prime
08/22/23 11:36:45 AM
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Turbam posted...
Hopefully I can get my country song out before then.
This is what I've got so far

Well my little Sally fell in love with a liberal boy
He doesn't like my pickup truck, he's guzziln' that soy
Well little Sally don't you worry, cause Daddy's gonna make things right
Gonna bring that liberal boy to the ranch, and make him see the light!




We're gonna-
Sip on whiskey and shoot some guns
We're gonna-
Brand some steers and have some fun
Gonna make that liberal boy drive my pickup truck
Then we'll go behind the barn and then we'll fuck




We're gonna-
Talk about football and baseball cards
We're gonna-
Eat some meat underneath the stars
Little Sally don't you worry, it'll be alright

I'm gonna turn that boy into a man tonight
Why can I hear this song perfectly in my head?
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Devilanse333
08/22/23 11:42:30 AM
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You can save yourself from any bad music by not listening to it.

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cjsdowg
08/22/23 11:59:14 AM
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He sings so badly. I am not even joking. Likebhis talent is nil. And these bigots love him since he hates the people they hate

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Gwynevere
08/22/23 12:01:32 PM
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The hero we really need

https://youtu.be/9wOUMEVd2XY

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HylianFox
08/22/23 12:37:28 PM
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Seaman_Prime posted...
Why can I hear this song perfectly in my head?

To banjo music, no less

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Darkfire12
08/22/23 12:39:24 PM
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mercurydude posted...
I've got nothing against country, assuming it's not sung by an asshole who wants to celebrate lynching and then wants to pretend that's totes not what he was doing.

My beef is more with modern country stations. They aren't playing the good stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JyHptBtKW8
Orville's amazing

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DnDer
08/22/23 12:40:22 PM
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Seaman_Prime posted...
Why can I hear this song perfectly in my head?

I think it's in the meter of Old Town Road?

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Patriotwolf
08/22/23 1:49:46 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
The shit is only charting cause of racists.

Rich men north of Richmond is racist?

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ModernPost
08/22/23 1:56:17 PM
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Patriotwolf posted...
Rich men north of Richmond is racist?
He said the song is charting because of racists. Can you not read?

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Patriotwolf
08/22/23 2:08:28 PM
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ModernPost posted...
He said the song is charting because of racists. Can you not read?

That's a strawman

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ModernPost
08/22/23 2:09:43 PM
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Patriotwolf posted...
That's a strawman
What is?

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hereforemnant
08/22/23 2:12:41 PM
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Ah yes, the country music star who is top of the charts out of nowhere while not existing on social media more than a month ago. Then suddenly 5 different accounts for them all popped up at once, & has noted white supremacist video content that they publicly watched & support, that is definitely not a plant & backed by dark money that we can't trace as they openly celebrate the Confederacy. Good shit /s

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name_unknown
08/22/23 2:16:58 PM
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Patriotwolf posted...
That's a strawman
[Verse 2]
I wish politicians would look out for miners
And not just minors on an island somewhere
Lord, we got folks in the street, ain't got nothin' to eat
And the obese milkin' welfare
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Jerry_Hellyeah
08/22/23 2:25:41 PM
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https://youtu.be/4jOMcAlO7rQ

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Patriotwolf
08/22/23 2:52:52 PM
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name_unknown posted...
[Verse 2]
I wish politicians would look out for miners
And not just minors on an island somewhere
Lord, we got folks in the street, ain't got nothin' to eat
And the obese milkin' welfare

If you think black people are the only ones that are obese and on welfare, that makes you racist.

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Suolevram
08/22/23 2:55:11 PM
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Gwynevere posted...
The hero we really need

https://youtu.be/9wOUMEVd2XY
What is this? I am dying

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McMarbles
08/22/23 3:31:27 PM
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Patriotwolf posted...
Rich men north of Richmond is racist?
You cant really hear (((triple parentheses))) over the radio.

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HylianFox
08/22/23 6:06:39 PM
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I hate the whole "fat people on welfare" argument

Like yeah, maybe it's because cheap processed foods are incredibly unhealthy? Nope, can't possibly be that... >__>

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ClayGuida
08/22/23 6:10:13 PM
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You all see that Trumpers already turned on the dude?

https://twitter.com/iamyesyouareno/status/1694020005363372202

Basically he talked about diversity being the backbone of America and they appear to have flipped their shit.

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ai123
08/22/23 6:16:22 PM
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He was exposed as a Daily Wire astroturf job who posted anti semitic conspiracy theories.

The matter is pretty much closed now.

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Heineken14
08/22/23 6:18:07 PM
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Darkfire12 posted...

Orville's amazing


Yeah, dude's got an amazing voice.

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Vicious_Dios
08/22/23 6:18:18 PM
#34:


Patriotwolf posted...
Show me on the doll where the country song hurt you

Lmao

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hereforemnant
08/22/23 8:49:36 PM
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ai123 posted...
He was exposed as a Daily Wire astroturf job who posted anti semitic conspiracy theories.

The matter is pretty much closed now.
Lmao of course it was the Daily Wire, I don't always want to be a smug librul, but sometimes regressives make it too easy to guess. No one posts one song out of dozens of others they've "produced", that all flopped, for one to suddenly receive 10x the notoriety in comparison unless it's being signal boosted by a large money fountain

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Torgo
08/22/23 8:51:12 PM
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Instead of attacking this song for it's second verse dog whistle racism, tell your conservative friends who listen to this how much you agree with the class consciousness expressed in the first verse and they will stop listening to it.

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the_pika
08/22/23 8:56:57 PM
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ClayGuida posted...
You all see that Trumpers already turned on the dude?

https://twitter.com/iamyesyouareno/status/1694020005363372202

Basically he talked about diversity being the backbone of America and they appear to have flipped their shit.

so this proves that they do have a problem with race.

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dioxxys
08/23/23 12:10:53 AM
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So is he about diversity or is he anti-semitic?
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ai123
08/23/23 12:16:13 AM
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dioxxys posted...
So is he about diversity or is he anti-semitic?

He could be about both. Or he could have moved on from anti semitism.

His song seems focused on getting one section of the poor to attack another, so I'm not sure I accept that he doesn't want to be divisive.

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MrMallard
08/23/23 12:17:56 AM
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I'd like if Dar Williams or Brandi Carlile had a big hit. This latest chud wave is really discouraging and lame.

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Patriotwolf
08/23/23 9:24:00 AM
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Torgo posted...
Instead of attacking this song for it's second verse dog whistle racism, tell your conservative friends who listen to this how much you agree with the class consciousness expressed in the first verse and they will stop listening to it.

There is no racism in the second verse and I defy you to prove it.

Is the song fatphobic and body shaming though? Definitly.

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McMarbles
08/23/23 9:27:51 AM
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Patriotwolf posted...
There is no racism in the second verse and I defy you to prove it.

Is the song fatphobic and body shaming though? Definitly.
Given the singers apparent history of anti-Semitism and Holocaust denial, I wonder who those rich men north of Richmond could be

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Prismsblade
08/23/23 9:43:40 AM
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Even if they do It's still pretty impressive for a relativily unknown musician to have accomplished what they did in such a sort time.

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the_pika
08/23/23 9:50:32 AM
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Prismsblade posted...
Even if they do It's still pretty impressive for a relativily unknown musician to have accomplished what they did in such a sort time.

all country singers have to do to go #1 is to whine about diversity or big cities or liberals and the chuds make sure they go platinum
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Dat_Cracka_Jax
08/23/23 9:53:12 AM
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I saw a really weird post on Facebook about this guy

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/7/3/AAL4saAAExtN.jpg

Who is 'we'?

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ai123
08/23/23 9:59:12 AM
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Dat_Cracka_Jax posted...
I saw a really weird post on Facebook about this guy

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/7/3/AAL4saAAExtN.jpg

Who is 'we'?
Probably Daily Wire and all the right wing groups that boosted him.

And, honestly, if you're having to say 'these words that look a bit racist . . . can you prove they're not racist? Uh oh! Looks like you're the real racist!'?

Come off it. That pathetic old bollocks isn't fooling anyone.

Much like the song.

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Dat_Cracka_Jax
08/23/23 10:02:52 AM
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ai123 posted...
Probably Daily Wire and all the right wing groups that boosted him
Right, it just reads really weird and creepy

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ai123
08/23/23 10:09:09 AM
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Dat_Cracka_Jax posted...
Right, it just reads really weird and creepy
'Look! Just an honest blue collar guy, saying what we all feel about fat people on welfare! They're the real enemy!'

No agenda here!

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name_unknown
08/23/23 10:18:46 AM
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Patriotwolf posted...
If you think black people are the only ones that are obese and on welfare, that makes you racist.

The racist singer still has a problem with people on welfare and uses the stereotype that most abuse the system. Song makes it he would rather have people starve to death than be on welfare. But no the capitalist that offer slave wages and abuse workers are not the problem. It is the poor that is the problem. The singer is a PoS conspiracist propped up by racists.
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ai123
08/23/23 10:24:14 AM
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Setting poor people against poor people to deflect from their own wrongdoing is precisely the agenda of the 'rich men' the song pretends to condemn.


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