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Scarecrow17 08/21/23 11:23:44 PM #1:	Im trying to go to sleep and I dont know where the thing disappeared to. I stepped out for 20 seconds to grab something to kill his ass and now hes gone just like that from the ceiling. How the fuck did something that big just disappear? oh my god I cant sleep knowing this fucker is somewhere near me Fuck me --- His foundation lie in the holy mountain. Selah. <cite>Scarecrow17 posted [p:975585041] in Big ass sp... [t:80543148]...</cite> <quote>Im trying to go to sleep and I dont know where the thing disappeared to. I stepped out for 20 seconds to grab something to kill his ass and now hes gone just like that from the ceiling. How the fuck did something that big just disappear? oh my god I cant sleep knowing this fucker is somewhere near me Fuck me </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
King_Rial 08/21/23 11:24:45 PM #2:	He definitely dropped on to your bed. --- I use Google... A lot.... >______> <cite>King_Rial posted [p:975585053] in Big ass sp... [t:80543148]...</cite> <quote>He definitely dropped on to your bed. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 08/21/23 11:25:37 PM #3:	Never step out never break eye contact(they have the advantage here) --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:975585071] in Big ass sp... [t:80543148]...</cite> <quote>Never step outnever break eye contact(they have the advantage here) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bfslick50 08/21/23 11:25:39 PM #4:	Time to move. --- "Something's wrong! Murder isn't working and that's all we're good at." ~Futurama <cite>bfslick50 posted [p:975585072] in Big ass sp... [t:80543148]...</cite> <quote>Time to move. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
chaos_knight 08/21/23 11:26:17 PM #5:	Unless it's an old world tarantula, the bigger spiders are usually less harmful than a lot of the smaller ones anyway. --- Seattle Seahawks Super Bowl XLVIII Champions <cite>chaos_knight posted [p:975585081] in Big ass sp... [t:80543148]...</cite> <quote>Unless it's an old world tarantula, the bigger spiders are usually less harmful than a lot of the smaller ones anyway. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Scarecrow17 08/21/23 11:32:54 PM #6:	King_Rial posted... He definitely dropped on to your bed. He was over the bed. I feel like hes on there just waiting for me. thronedfire2 posted... Never step out never break eye contact(they have the advantage here) I shouldnt have stepped out but I didnt have anything to take him out with. Definitely not a shoe because I was not trying to get that close to him. bfslick50 posted... Time to move. Ive been considering getting an apartment but Im drowning in pay off loans at the moment chaos_knight posted... Unless it's an old world tarantula, the bigger spiders are usually less harmful than a lot of the smaller ones anyway. True, but he still looked like a creature out of a Lovecraft novel. --- His foundation lie in the holy mountain. Selah. <cite>Scarecrow17 posted [p:975585156] in Big ass sp... [t:80543148]...</cite> <quote>King_Rial posted... </cite><quote>He definitely dropped on to your bed.</quote>He was over the bed. I feel like hes on there just waiting for me.thronedfire2 posted... </cite><quote>Never step outnever break eye contact(they have the advantage here)</quote>I shouldnt have stepped out but I didnt have anything to take him out with. Definitely not a shoe because I was not trying to get that close to him.bfslick50 posted... </cite><quote>Time to move.</quote>Ive been considering getting an apartment but Im drowning in pay off loans at the momentchaos_knight posted... </cite><quote>Unless it's an old world tarantula, the bigger spiders are usually less harmful than a lot of the smaller ones anyway.</quote>True, but he still looked like a creature out of a Lovecraft novel. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SuperShake666 08/21/23 11:38:50 PM #7:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/7/5/AAPiadAADlEj.jpg --- "Look, if I was good at math, I wouldn't be on CE at 2:00 the morning clicking on topics about porn stars ****ing horses." - May 2017, Dash_Harber <cite>SuperShake666 posted [p:975585213] in Big ass sp... [t:80543148]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/7/5/AAPiadAADlEj.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Thompson 08/21/23 11:53:37 PM #8:	Are you sure it was a big ass spider, and not a big butt spider or a big horse spider? --- Sigs are rather pointless, except if it's to showcase animation and images. <cite>Thompson posted [p:975585371] in Big ass sp... [t:80543148]...</cite> <quote>Are you sure it was a big ass spider, and not a big butt spider or a big horse spider? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Scarecrow17 08/23/23 2:00:07 PM #9:	I never found that spider and I have learned to live with it. SuperShake666 posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/7/5/AAPiadAADlEj.jpg Nice Thompson posted... Are you sure it was a big ass spider, and not a big butt spider or a big horse spider? Maybe it was a big horse spider. Those legs were pretty big. --- His foundation lie in the holy mountain. Selah. <cite>Scarecrow17 posted [p:975615026] in Big ass sp... [t:80543148]...</cite> <quote>I never found that spider and I have learned to live with it.SuperShake666 posted... </cite><quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/7/5/AAPiadAADlEj.jpg</quote>NiceThompson posted... </cite><quote>Are you sure it was a big ass spider, and not a big butt spider or a big horse spider?</quote>Maybe it was a big horse spider. Those legs were pretty big. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lil_Bit83 08/23/23 3:16:23 PM #10:	Time to spray your room --- I'm just a girl who loves games <cite>Lil_Bit83 posted [p:975616523] in Big ass sp... [t:80543148]...</cite> <quote>Time to spray your room </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 08/23/23 3:22:16 PM #11:	When they get away, I just remember that there will be a next time. Maybe it won't be the same one but you see one pest and you know it's a legion. My sword arm twitches. I am ready for the slaughter. None shall survive. --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:975616649] in Big ass sp... [t:80543148]...</cite> <quote>When they get away, I just remember that there will be a next time. Maybe it won't be the same one but you see one pest and you know it's a legion. My sword arm twitches. I am ready for the slaughter. None shall survive. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Priere 08/23/23 3:23:43 PM #12:	Just be happy it wasnt a recluse --- https://imgur.com/iQep35u https://i.imgur.com/PmX8smn.gif https://i.imgur.com/mwTy0iF.gif https://i.imgur.com/FCER80e.gif <cite>Priere posted [p:975616683] in Big ass sp... [t:80543148]...</cite> <quote>Just be happy it wasnt a recluse </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HudGard 08/23/23 3:33:17 PM #13:	This happened once to me. Just sat there for a while but I broke eye contact for like 5 seconds and it disappeared from existence as far as I could tell. --- You haven't set a signature for the message boards yet <cite>HudGard posted [p:975616882] in Big ass sp... [t:80543148]...</cite> <quote>This happened once to me. Just sat there for a while but I broke eye contact for like 5 seconds and it disappeared from existence as far as I could tell. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dakimakura 08/23/23 3:34:12 PM #14:	Call your new pet Steve. --- "Let the bears pay the bear tax I pay the Homer tax." - Bart Simpson <cite>Dakimakura posted [p:975616904] in Big ass sp... [t:80543148]...</cite> <quote>Call your new pet Steve. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sephiroth_C_Ryu 08/23/23 3:35:24 PM #15:	Don't worry, the spider is a friend. Think of them as hired security against pests. --- I am the Hunter of Topics. My post never fails to kill its prey. pounces Nyaa! <cite>Sephiroth_C_Ryu posted [p:975616923] in Big ass sp... [t:80543148]...</cite> <quote>Don't worry, the spider is a friend. Think of them as hired security against pests. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Resident_Hill 08/23/23 3:36:20 PM #16:	did you survive the night? --- All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. <cite>Resident_Hill posted [p:975616945] in Big ass sp... [t:80543148]...</cite> <quote>did you survive the night? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Poorly 08/23/23 3:37:25 PM #17:	How her ass? --- <cite>Poorly posted [p:975616974] in Big ass sp... [t:80543148]...</cite> <quote>How her ass? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Damn_Underscore 08/23/23 3:40:32 PM #19:	Are you in Australia? If so RIP --- Yes it's true. I am happy to be stuck with you. <cite>Damn_Underscore posted [p:975617026] in Big ass sp... [t:80543148]...</cite> <quote>Are you in Australia?If so RIP </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Metal_Gear_Raxis 08/23/23 3:42:20 PM #20:	Leave it alone, house spiders are beneficial. Sephiroth_C_Ryu posted... Don't worry, the spider is a friend. Think of them as hired security against pests. --- As the morning sun rises, my lingering memories fade. I no longer see your silhouette. It's too far gone into the haze. <cite>Metal_Gear_Raxis posted [p:975617064] in Big ass sp... [t:80543148]...</cite> <quote>Leave it alone, house spiders are beneficial.Sephiroth_C_Ryu posted... </cite><quote>Don't worry, the spider is a friend. Think of them as hired security against pests.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 08/23/23 3:52:57 PM #21:	Sephiroth_C_Ryu posted... Don't worry, the spider is a friend. Think of them as hired security against pests. But they ARE pests. I can keep the place clear of pests without relying on more pests. Webbing is filthy. --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:975617321] in Big ass sp... [t:80543148]...</cite> <quote>Sephiroth_C_Ryu posted... </cite><quote>Don't worry, the spider is a friend. Think of them as hired security against pests.</quote>But they ARE pests. I can keep the place clear of pests without relying on more pests. Webbing is filthy. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Funkydog 08/23/23 4:02:29 PM #22:	in the spider's room. --- Let's make biscuits! <cite>Funkydog posted [p:975617543] in Big ass sp... [t:80543148]...</cite> <quote>in the spider's room. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
El_Marsh 08/23/23 4:04:59 PM #23:	^ xD --- http://i.imgur.com/0APl48O.gifv Chiefs win! Chiefs win! EAT IT, HATERS! <cite>El_Marsh posted [p:975617602] in Big ass sp... [t:80543148]...</cite> <quote>^ xD </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nocturnal_traveler 08/23/23 4:07:59 PM #24:	Spiders are more afraid of you than you are of them. Just keep your room clean and shuffle things once in a while. Spiders don't like busy places. --- --I understand your opinion. I just don't care about it. ~Jedah-- <cite>nocturnal_traveler posted [p:975617655] in Big ass sp... [t:80543148]...</cite> <quote>Spiders are more afraid of you than you are of them. Just keep your room clean and shuffle things once in a while. Spiders don't like busy places. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
flussence 08/23/23 4:09:18 PM #25:	that's why it's called fast food --- Editor's note: The sound of children screaming has been removed. <cite>flussence posted [p:975617679] in Big ass sp... [t:80543148]...</cite> <quote>that's why it's called fast food </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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El_Lingo 08/23/23 4:12:18 PM #27:	I know a guy who was bitten by a recluse while he slept, I wouldn't let them live in my house --- It's love, it's love, it's love, make it HURT. <cite>El_Lingo posted [p:975617734] in Big ass sp... [t:80543148]...</cite> <quote>I know a guy who was bitten by a recluse while he slept, I wouldn't let them live in my house </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nocturnal_traveler 08/23/23 5:47:07 PM #28:	El_Lingo posted... I know a guy who was bitten by a recluse while he slept, I wouldn't let them live in my house The Recluse earned its name by rarely being seen. It tries to live where there are as few people as possible. --- --I understand your opinion. I just don't care about it. ~Jedah-- <cite>nocturnal_traveler posted [p:975619797] in Big ass sp... [t:80543148]...</cite> <quote>El_Lingo posted... </cite><quote>I know a guy who was bitten by a recluse while he slept, I wouldn't let them live in my house</quote>The Recluse earned its name by rarely being seen. It tries to live where there are as few people as possible. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
El_Marsh 08/23/23 6:06:52 PM #29:	^yeah, I'm sure there are exceptions but generally speaking, if they're in your house, they'll be in place that's not often disturbed, like an attic, basement, or utility shed just have to be a bit vigilant when going into those places and shuffling through papers and boxes --- http://i.imgur.com/0APl48O.gifv Chiefs win! Chiefs win! EAT IT, HATERS! <cite>El_Marsh posted [p:975620244] in Big ass sp... [t:80543148]...</cite> <quote>^yeah, I'm sure there are exceptions but generally speaking, if they're in your house, they'll be in place that's not often disturbed, like an attic, basement, or utility shedjust have to be a bit vigilant when going into those places and shuffling through papers and boxes </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Scarecrow17 08/23/23 6:45:10 PM #30:	I know theyre harmless but I really cant stand how often spiders get near me. More often than not, Ive had so many spiders climb onto me and just chill on my arms or legs. Woke up with one on my face one time. A few weeks ago, I was getting dressed and happened to look down to see a spider on my chest making a beeline for my face. Resident_Hill posted... did you survive the night? Yeah, a few nights now. Were heading into night 3 and the spider is still hiding somewhere. If it pops up, I might not even bother taking him out. Ill just catch it and put it in the basement. It can eat the centipedes. --- His foundation lie in the holy mountain. Selah. <cite>Scarecrow17 posted [p:975621014] in Big ass sp... [t:80543148]...</cite> <quote>I know theyre harmless but I really cant stand how often spiders get near me. More often than not, Ive had so many spiders climb onto me and just chill on my arms or legs. Woke up with one on my face one time.A few weeks ago, I was getting dressed and happened to look down to see a spider on my chest making a beeline for my face.Resident_Hill posted... </cite><quote>did you survive the night?</quote>Yeah, a few nights now. Were heading into night 3 and the spider is still hiding somewhere. If it pops up, I might not even bother taking him out. Ill just catch it and put it in the basement. It can eat the centipedes. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Murphiroth 08/23/23 6:46:43 PM #31:	We had a scorpion in the shower last night. Those little fucks are much scarier than spiders. <cite>Murphiroth posted [p:975621040] in Big ass sp... [t:80543148]...</cite> <quote>We had a scorpion in the shower last night. Those little fucks are much scarier than spiders. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
El_Lingo 08/23/23 7:38:03 PM #32:	nocturnal_traveler posted... The Recluse earned its name by rarely being seen. It tries to live where there are as few people as possible. it's a house spider though right? They were everywhere when I lived in the South as a kid --- It's love, it's love, it's love, make it HURT. <cite>El_Lingo posted [p:975622082] in Big ass sp... [t:80543148]...</cite> <quote>nocturnal_traveler posted... </cite><quote>The Recluse earned its name by rarely being seen. It tries to live where there are as few people as possible.</quote>it's a house spider though right? They were everywhere when I lived in the South as a kid </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TodorokiHayato 08/23/23 7:44:30 PM #33:	El_Lingo posted... I know a guy who was bitten by a recluse while he slept, I wouldn't let them live in my house Are you talking about me or the spider because I haven't left my house in years! /s --- Nobody knows you're a dog on the internet ruff. <cite>TodorokiHayato posted [p:975622192] in Big ass sp... [t:80543148]...</cite> <quote>El_Lingo posted... </cite><quote>I know a guy who was bitten by a recluse while he slept, I wouldn't let them live in my house</quote>Are you talking about me or the spider because I haven't left my house in years! /s </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
El_Marsh 08/23/23 7:51:46 PM #34:	El_Lingo posted... it's a house spider though right? They were everywhere when I lived in the South as a kid It is. You're more likely to encounter them in the woods (they love logs and leaves) but they will (and do) make webs in houses as well, though as I mentioned above, they usually avoid humans and most bites occur when they're accidentally caught in clothing, laundry, shoes, etc. They're not aggressive in the slightest but if they're threatened (like if pressed beneath the sheet or pillowcase of a sleeping person) then yeah, it might suck a bit. --- http://i.imgur.com/0APl48O.gifv Chiefs win! Chiefs win! EAT IT, HATERS! <cite>El_Marsh posted [p:975622309] in Big ass sp... [t:80543148]...</cite> <quote>El_Lingo posted... </cite><quote>it's a house spider though right? They were everywhere when I lived in the South as a kid</quote>It is.You're more likely to encounter them in the woods (they love logs and leaves) but they will (and do) make webs in houses as well, though as I mentioned above, they usually avoid humans and most bites occur when they're accidentally caught in clothing, laundry, shoes, etc. They're not aggressive in the slightest but if they're threatened (like if pressed beneath the sheet or pillowcase of a sleeping person) then yeah, it might suck a bit. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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