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Turtlebread
08/13/23 11:06:27 PM
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its mind blowing when you think about it like this

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bigtiggie23
08/13/23 11:09:19 PM
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Life isn't like what you see in porn, the vast majority of sex in the world involves finishing inside.

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MabusIncarnate
08/13/23 11:11:28 PM
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There's literally semen everywhere

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ablegator
08/13/23 11:12:28 PM
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*faints in shock*

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Homeless_Waifu
08/13/23 11:14:09 PM
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Yet, I still can't get laid wtf

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Robot2600
08/13/23 11:15:33 PM
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bigtiggie23 posted...
Life isn't like what you see in porn, the vast majority of sex in the world involves finishing inside.

while this may be true for you, it is not true for everyone.

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TyVulpine
08/13/23 11:16:15 PM
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Not really. There's in vitro fertilization, for example.

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Kim_Seong-a
08/13/23 11:16:19 PM
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Have you ever seen Amelie? >_>

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MabusIncarnate
08/13/23 11:18:10 PM
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TyVulpine posted...
Not really. There's in vitro fertilization, for example.
Silence, sperm man.

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bigtiggie23
08/13/23 11:22:40 PM
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Robot2600 posted...
while this may be true for you, it is not true for everyone.
You think all these couples in places like the Middle East and Africa are getting creative with their money shots? Most people aren't trying to put on a show they are just getting the deed done.

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Thermador446
08/13/23 11:32:07 PM
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Only counting the ones that created people is racist against sperm or something

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Garioshi
08/13/23 11:32:31 PM
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Twins don't exist apparently

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Azn_Psycho
08/13/23 11:35:41 PM
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Garioshi posted...
Twins don't exist apparently


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Turbam
08/13/23 11:38:18 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/4/6/AANKsdAAEwA-.jpg

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FL81
08/14/23 3:11:58 AM
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Turtlebread posted...
its mind blowing when you think about it like this
that's not the only thing that was blown

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Iyami
08/14/23 3:13:18 AM
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There is something incredible in that pipe, I can tell.
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party_animal07
08/14/23 3:16:05 AM
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bigtiggie23 posted...
You think all these couples in places like the Middle East and Africa are getting creative with their money shots? Most people aren't trying to put on a show they are just getting the deed done.
Pull out method bro.

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Turtlebread
08/14/23 3:31:37 AM
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were trying for a baby = my husband is blowing massive loads inside me on a daily basis

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Priere
08/14/23 3:47:45 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/3/0/AAFOjXAAEpRe.jpg

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Homeless_Waifu
08/15/23 1:23:01 PM
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Turtlebread posted...
were trying for a baby = my husband is blowing massive loads inside me on a daily basis
Never thought of it this way tbh

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hitokoriX
08/15/23 1:35:24 PM
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Turtlebread posted...
were trying for a baby = my husband is blowing massive loads inside me on a daily basis

Ironically, if he took a small break to reload the plasma gun, it might work out

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Questionmarktarius
08/15/23 1:37:09 PM
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Reminder that those eight billion creampies came from countless generations of countless creampies, all the way back to when that first simple animal ejaculated somehow.

It's creampies all the way down.
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Ricemills
08/15/23 1:47:13 PM
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So uh, do i creampie her twice or...

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David1988
08/15/23 1:50:16 PM
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Wouldnt it be 4 billion cream pies assuming even distribution of male and female

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ellis123
08/15/23 1:52:14 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Reminder that those eight billion creampies came from countless generations of countless creampies, all the way back to when that first simple animal ejaculated somehow.

It's creampies all the way down.
An important reminder is that if this number is 1:1 there is no women involved as if it was then there would be 16 billion people.

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Ricemills
08/15/23 1:52:34 PM
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David1988 posted...
Wouldnt it be 4 billion cream pies assuming even distribution of male and female

I think TC meant "8 billions creampie 8 billions people".

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David1988
08/15/23 1:54:46 PM
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Ah, makes sense

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David1988
08/15/23 1:58:54 PM
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Also this makes me think of all the cream pies that didnt lead to a person, so very likely there couldve been over 100 billion cream pies. Fascinating stuff really

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Questionmarktarius
08/15/23 1:59:08 PM
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David1988 posted...
Wouldnt it be 4 billion cream pies assuming even distribution of male and female
You still need a creampie to make both of those.
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Lordgold666
08/15/23 1:59:29 PM
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Kim_Seong-a posted...
Have you ever seen Amelie? >_>
Lol

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Master_Kazuya
08/15/23 2:05:18 PM
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Probably more since not everyone gets preggy on the first creamy

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lilORANG
08/15/23 2:45:56 PM
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Turtlebread posted...
were trying for a baby = my husband is blowing massive loads inside me on a daily basis
Yeah. Such an awkward thing to say to your parents.

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Pagliacci
08/17/23 3:33:39 PM
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Well, I think it's marvelous, myself. 8 billion cream pies! Think of how many hungry mouths that will feed!

Is this a gov't program they're doing this with?

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