Current Events > Chris Christie quotes Ric Flair to put down Donald Trump

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Maze_ 08/13/23 8:54:32 PM #1:	https://youtu.be/79UxTuWyNNw?t=665 I love how US Politics has gotten so insane that it's become the same as pro-wrestling. --- When the going gets tough, the tough go have a little cry in the corner. "Your mustache is crooked" ~ R.I.P Randy Savage. <cite>Maze_ posted [p:975435596] in Chris Chri... [t:80536158]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/79UxTuWyNNw?t=665I love how US Politics has gotten so insane that it's become the same as pro-wrestling. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 08/13/23 8:55:24 PM #2:	Woo --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:975435611] in Chris Chri... [t:80536158]...</cite> <quote>Woo </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DragulaRULEZ 08/13/23 8:55:57 PM #3:	Damn it, I wanted it to be Space Mountain. --- "I'm going to have to disagree with everything you say from now on. Go ahead, say babies shouldn't be skinned alive, see which side I'm on." <cite>DragulaRULEZ posted [p:975435619] in Chris Chri... [t:80536158]...</cite> <quote>Damn it, I wanted it to be Space Mountain. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Popo 08/13/23 9:06:32 PM #4:	Thank god he didnt proceed to strip down to his boxers and start dropping elbows on the floor. --- Live action Hungry Hungry Hippos though, now that was a sport. ~Aeon Azuran <cite>The_Popo posted [p:975435761] in Chris Chri... [t:80536158]...</cite> <quote>Thank god he didnt proceed to strip down to his boxers and start dropping elbows on the floor. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Maze_ 08/13/23 10:15:37 PM #5:	The_Popo posted... Thank god he didnt proceed to strip down to his boxers and start dropping elbows on the floor. If he wins the primary he has to go "With a tear! In my eye!" --- When the going gets tough, the tough go have a little cry in the corner. "Your mustache is crooked" ~ R.I.P Randy Savage. <cite>Maze_ posted [p:975436671] in Chris Chri... [t:80536158]...</cite> <quote>The_Popo posted... </cite><quote>Thank god he didnt proceed to strip down to his boxers and start dropping elbows on the floor.</quote>If he wins the primary he has to go "With a tear! In my eye!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 08/13/23 10:30:23 PM #6:	You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Sleepy Joe and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another candidate, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm the chosen one and I'm MAGA! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add RFK to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way at 2024 election, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because RFK KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try! So Sleepy Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance if we was to go 1 on 1 and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning in 2024. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 11,780 more votes which is one more than we have. See Joe, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at 2024. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:975436862] in Chris Chri... [t:80536158]...</cite> <quote>You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Sleepy Joe and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another candidate, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm the chosen one and I'm MAGA! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add RFK to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way at 2024 election, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because RFK KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try!So Sleepy Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance if we was to go 1 on 1 and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning in 2024. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 11,780 more votes which is one more than we have. See Joe, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at 2024. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Goldice 08/13/23 10:31:11 PM #7:	The_Popo posted... Thank god he didnt proceed to strip down to his boxers and start dropping elbows on the floor. With the way politics is going, that might have at least got him North Carolina --- New England Patriots: Super Bowl XXXVI, XXXVIII, XXXIX, XLIX, LI, LIII Champions <cite>Goldice posted [p:975436876] in Chris Chri... [t:80536158]...</cite> <quote>The_Popo posted...</cite><quote>Thank god he didnt proceed to strip down to his boxers and start dropping elbows on the floor. </quote>With the way politics is going, that might have at least got him North Carolina </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarthDemented 08/13/23 11:53:20 PM #8:	So he's the styling, profiling, limo riding, kiss stealing, wheeling dealing son of a gun? --- Paula Wood. My love, my life. 1980-2021 https://store.steampowered.com/wishlist/profiles/76561198210788964/#sort=order <cite>DarthDemented posted [p:975437856] in Chris Chri... [t:80536158]...</cite> <quote>So he's the styling, profiling, limo riding, kiss stealing, wheeling dealing son of a gun? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AzNDarkSamurai 08/13/23 11:58:55 PM #9:	Does he make virgins bleed too? --- Pinoy Pride, 1988 - the day I die! <cite>AzNDarkSamurai posted [p:975437922] in Chris Chri... [t:80536158]...</cite> <quote>Does he make virgins bleed too? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ShineboxPhil 08/14/23 12:01:17 AM #10:	He spent more on spilt drinks than Trump did on his wardrobe --- Vegas Golden Knights, Denver Nuggets, Houston Astros, Kansas City Chiefs, Manchester City #1 Fan <cite>ShineboxPhil posted [p:975437956] in Chris Chri... [t:80536158]...</cite> <quote>He spent more on spilt drinks than Trump did on his wardrobe </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Maze_ 08/15/23 9:58:32 AM #11:	Tyranthraxus posted... You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Sleepy Joe and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another candidate, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm the chosen one and I'm MAGA! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add RFK to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way at 2024 election, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because RFK KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try! So Sleepy Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance if we was to go 1 on 1 and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning in 2024. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 11,780 more votes which is one more than we have. See Joe, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at 2024. That wasn't Flair >_> --- When the going gets tough, the tough go have a little cry in the corner. "Your mustache is crooked" ~ R.I.P Randy Savage. <cite>Maze_ posted [p:975463102] in Chris Chri... [t:80536158]...</cite> <quote>Tyranthraxus posted... </cite><quote>You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Sleepy Joe and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another candidate, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm the chosen one and I'm MAGA! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add RFK to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way at 2024 election, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because RFK KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try!So Sleepy Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance if we was to go 1 on 1 and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning in 2024. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 11,780 more votes which is one more than we have. See Joe, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at 2024.</quote>That wasn't Flair >_> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 08/15/23 10:01:12 AM #12:	Maze_ posted... That wasn't Flair >_> In my head I was typing that out in Trump's voice, not Christie's. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:975463140] in Chris Chri... [t:80536158]...</cite> <quote>Maze_ posted... </cite><quote>That wasn't Flair >_></quote>In my head I was typing that out in Trump's voice, not Christie's. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Maze_ 08/15/23 10:28:52 AM #13:	I do like how well Samoa Joe rolls into Sleepy Joe --- When the going gets tough, the tough go have a little cry in the corner. "Your mustache is crooked" ~ R.I.P Randy Savage. <cite>Maze_ posted [p:975463500] in Chris Chri... [t:80536158]...</cite> <quote>I do like how well Samoa Joe rolls into Sleepy Joe </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DKBananaSlamma 08/15/23 10:38:30 AM #14:	Remember when Herman Cain quoted Pokemon Movie 2000? I love politics sometimes lol --- Neon >_> <cite>DKBananaSlamma posted [p:975463633] in Chris Chri... [t:80536158]...</cite> <quote>Remember when Herman Cain quoted Pokemon Movie 2000? I love politics sometimes lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
spikethedevil 08/15/23 10:47:10 AM #15:	DKBananaSlamma posted... Remember when Herman Cain quoted Pokemon Movie 2000? I love politics sometimes lol Im sorry what? --- A garbage pod!? It's a smegging garbage pod! <cite>spikethedevil posted [p:975463742] in Chris Chri... [t:80536158]...</cite> <quote>DKBananaSlamma posted... </cite><quote>Remember when Herman Cain quoted Pokemon Movie 2000? I love politics sometimes lol</quote>Im sorry what? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Maze_ 08/16/23 8:31:24 AM #16:	spikethedevil posted... Im sorry what? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUg8S8_zRR0 --- When the going gets tough, the tough go have a little cry in the corner. "Your mustache is crooked" ~ R.I.P Randy Savage. <cite>Maze_ posted [p:975481494] in Chris Chri... [t:80536158]...</cite> <quote>spikethedevil posted... </cite><quote>Im sorry what?</quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUg8S8_zRR0 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
brestugo 08/16/23 8:34:52 AM #17:	Christie has been talking in pretty combative terms about Trump lately. Said a few weeks ago that if it came to throwing hands he'd "kick his ass". --- Putin delenda est <cite>brestugo posted [p:975481537] in Chris Chri... [t:80536158]...</cite> <quote>Christie has been talking in pretty combative terms about Trump lately. Said a few weeks ago that if it came to throwing hands he'd "kick his ass". </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Maze_ 08/16/23 8:36:13 AM #18:	brestugo posted... Christie has been talking in pretty combative terms about Trump lately. Said a few weeks ago that if it came to throwing hands he'd "kick his ass". I imagine it would be like Rings of Redemption vs Boogie They'd waddle around each other and then Christie would just punch Trump a dozen times until the fight is broken up --- When the going gets tough, the tough go have a little cry in the corner. "Your mustache is crooked" ~ R.I.P Randy Savage. <cite>Maze_ posted [p:975481551] in Chris Chri... [t:80536158]...</cite> <quote>brestugo posted... </cite><quote>Christie has been talking in pretty combative terms about Trump lately. Said a few weeks ago that if it came to throwing hands he'd "kick his ass".</quote>I imagine it would be like Rings of Redemption vs BoogieThey'd waddle around each other and then Christie would just punch Trump a dozen times until the fight is broken up </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
brestugo 08/16/23 8:40:27 AM #19:	Maze_ posted... I imagine it would be like Rings of Redemption vs Boogie They'd waddle around each other and then Christie would just punch Trump a dozen times until the fight is broken up I've never seen either man in person, but my guess is that while Trump might have a reach advantage, Christie would be shockingly quicker. Stopped on a cut, TKO for Christie. --- Putin delenda est <cite>brestugo posted [p:975481586] in Chris Chri... [t:80536158]...</cite> <quote>Maze_ posted... </cite><quote>I imagine it would be like Rings of Redemption vs BoogieThey'd waddle around each other and then Christie would just punch Trump a dozen times until the fight is broken up</quote>I've never seen either man in person, but my guess is that while Trump might have a reach advantage, Christie would be shockingly quicker. Stopped on a cut, TKO for Christie. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Maze_ 08/16/23 8:44:37 AM #20:	I refuse to believe Donald Trump has ever taken or thrown a punch He does not act like a man that has ever been punched in the face. --- When the going gets tough, the tough go have a little cry in the corner. "Your mustache is crooked" ~ R.I.P Randy Savage. <cite>Maze_ posted [p:975481634] in Chris Chri... [t:80536158]...</cite> <quote>I refuse to believe Donald Trump has ever taken or thrown a punchHe does not act like a man that has ever been punched in the face. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
brestugo 08/16/23 8:47:49 AM #21:	Trump looks like a bleeder anyway. Bad skin. --- Putin delenda est <cite>brestugo posted [p:975481666] in Chris Chri... [t:80536158]...</cite> <quote>Trump looks like a bleeder anyway. Bad skin. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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