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VeggetaX
08/13/23 2:21:32 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/5/2/AAAHH2AAEv8Y.jpg

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GrandConjuraton
08/13/23 2:23:28 PM
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You can't cuck the Zuck, but as for Elon...

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Strider102
08/13/23 2:24:45 PM
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Somehow I know Elon's mom is responsible.

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mercurydude
08/13/23 2:24:59 PM
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He also could have brought up the time Elon was hiding behind Mommy if he really wanted to go below the belt.

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s0nicfan
08/13/23 2:25:20 PM
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Can we get a Zuck vs Tom from Myspace as a substitute?

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Karovorak
08/13/23 2:26:07 PM
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*grabs popcorn*

That's a direct attack towards Elon's ego, publicy saying that he is a coward.

I have no idea what Elon's reaction is going to be, but I'm sure it will be amusing.
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MICHALECOLE
08/13/23 2:26:55 PM
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s0nicfan posted...
Can we get a Zuck vs Mark from Myspace as a substitute?
His name was Tom god dammit
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Strider102
08/13/23 2:27:41 PM
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Karovorak posted...
*grabs popcorn*

That's a direct attack towards Elon's ego, publicy saying that he is a coward.

I have no idea what Elon's reaction is going to be, but I'm sure it will be amusing.

His reaction will be to lock Zuck's Xitter account.

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s0nicfan
08/13/23 2:28:00 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
His name was Tom god dammit

Fixed my post. Tom deserves at least that much.

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pinky0926
08/13/23 2:33:09 PM
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It's very embarrassing to simp for billionaires who see you as cattle

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Karovorak
08/13/23 2:34:14 PM
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Strider102 posted...
His reaction will be to lock Zuck's Xitter account.

Would not create enough publicity it is also not childish enough.

Locking his account and moving on would be the most adult thing he has done in a long time.
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Pitlord_Special
08/13/23 2:34:45 PM
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Musk is a filthy casual

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VeggetaX
08/13/23 2:36:19 PM
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Smartest thing Elon is doing is backing out on this actually. Getting his ass whooped by Zuck would have looked worse imo.

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Ararararagi
08/13/23 2:37:02 PM
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pinky0926 posted...
It's very embarrassing to simp for billionaires who see you as cattle
Who is simping, iyo?

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LinkDaLunatic
08/13/23 2:37:26 PM
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imagine getting cucked by a man with less net worth
big time ouchie musk, probably a bigger wound to your ego than losing that match would have been

pinky0926 posted...
It's very embarrassing to simp for billionaires who see you as cattle
facts. billionaire worship and celeb worship legit creep me out

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ZevLoveDOOM
08/13/23 2:38:25 PM
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from what i heard, the Zuccman actually practices jiu jitsu or whatever while Elon is built like a cannoli.

so it's not hard to see why Muskyboy is backing out... lol
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LinkDaLunatic
08/13/23 2:38:37 PM
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VeggetaX posted...
Smartest thing Elon is doing is backing out on this actually. Getting his ass whooped by Zuck would have looked worse imo.
nah. people would have at least respected that he went out there. nothing is worse than a coward bro. that's about the most shameful thing he could have done in this situation, bitch out completely.

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boomgetchopped3
08/13/23 2:40:55 PM
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LinkDaLunatic posted...
nah. people would have at least respected that he went out there. nothing is worse than a coward bro. that's about the most shameful thing he could have done in this situation, bitch out completely.

The worst thing for him would def have been getting his ass kicked by Zuckerberg. Getting his ass kicked by an actual mma fighter would hurt a or worse but wouldnt be shameful. But zuck? Lol the memes would be endless.
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UnholyMudcrab
08/13/23 2:41:33 PM
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Zuck just wants to go on a date, and Musk keeps ghosting him

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A_Good_Boy
08/13/23 2:42:29 PM
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boomgetchopped3 posted...
The worst thing for him would def have been getting his ass kicked by Zuckerberg. Getting his ass kicked by an actual mma fighter would hurt a or worse but wouldnt be shameful. But zuck? Lol the memes would be endless.
Zuck trains bjj with mma fighters and actually won a tournament. There's no Musk would win, he's built like an ice cream cone.

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LinkDaLunatic
08/13/23 2:44:52 PM
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boomgetchopped3 posted...
The worst thing for him would def have been getting his ass kicked by Zuckerberg. Getting his ass kicked by an actual mma fighter would hurt a or worse but wouldnt be shameful. But zuck? Lol the memes would be endless.
zuck is a trained fighter who won a jiu-jitsu tournament, my guy. he trains with professional athletes. no shame in losing to a trained fighter, especially as an untrained fighter... unless you're the one that picked the fight. then it's a little embarrassing, but even then, that's more respectable than making excuses and running away.

big time shame for elon on this one good buddy.

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boomgetchopped3
08/13/23 3:02:14 PM
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LinkDaLunatic posted...
zuck is a trained fighter who won a jiu-jitsu tournament, my guy. he trains with professional athletes. no shame in losing to a trained fighter, especially as an untrained fighter... unless you're the one that picked the fight. then it's a little embarrassing, but even then, that's more respectable than making excuses and running away.

big time shame for elon on this one good buddy.

I meant a pro fighter. That wouldnt be embarrassing. But getting beat by an amateur who is Mark Zuckerberg would be worse. But if he fights and loses hard, like Zuck puts him in a leg lock and makes him eat his nuts? Then he may very well lose a ceo position
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cousinvini
08/13/23 3:07:12 PM
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Elon strikes me as a manchild who never means what he says or takes anything seriously. Now Zuck is a true psychopath and acts in a mature way.

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bnui_ransder
08/13/23 3:07:32 PM
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Won a tournament = amateur

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Haejin
08/13/23 3:09:00 PM
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Elon is already suing Zuckerburg I wonder if he'll get butthurt after this post and try to sue him again for "posting false information" or something frivolous

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Billyionaire
08/13/23 3:09:18 PM
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I haven't really decided between Zuck being a reptile or one of those things from They Live

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Robot2600
08/13/23 4:00:28 PM
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https://youtu.be/a2GVxYfKSxA

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Mythtaker
08/14/23 7:04:18 PM
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Karovorak posted...
*grabs popcorn*

That's a direct attack towards Elon's ego, publicy saying that he is a coward.

I have no idea what Elon's reaction is going to be, but I'm sure it will be amusing.
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1691135091689611264
https://twitter.com/Dexerto/status/1691138087089221634

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VeggetaX
08/14/23 7:05:19 PM
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10 bucks says he backtrack

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Irony
08/14/23 7:06:00 PM
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He's going to say he can't fight cuz he has heel spurs

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mybbqrules
08/14/23 7:09:24 PM
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Imagine getting dunked on by a lizard person.

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