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cjsdowg
08/11/23 9:44:13 PM
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I was looking at the deal of the going, and there is literally game called H(but spells the word) game. Nintendo allows freaky stuff on their e-shop seems counter to the Nintendo way.

*H girls name game. And I don't even see what type of game play it has. Just have like picture of anime girls in the screen shots.

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Inohira
08/11/23 9:45:40 PM
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Unlike Sony, Nintendo doesn't really care what 3rd parties do. They only care to maintain their own image.

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ultimate_reaver
08/11/23 9:46:05 PM
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H(but spells the word) game

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Tmaster148
08/11/23 9:46:40 PM
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I believe any games like that on the eshop are censored versions and I do not know there is a way to unlock the uncensored versions.

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Kurt_Russel
08/11/23 9:46:53 PM
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Hatreds been announced for some time on switch, iirc

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darkbuster
08/11/23 9:48:13 PM
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Inohira posted...
Unlike Sony, Nintendo doesn't really care what 3rd parties do. They only care to maintain their own image.

An image that includes Bayonetta, of all things.

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KajeI
08/11/23 9:49:01 PM
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I just tried to post the photos I took with my phone from when I saw that a few weeks ago but apparently even a single image is too large for Gamefaqs to handle.

It took me completely off guard, I thought it was hilarious that it hadn't been cordoned off to its own section or something.

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Axiom
08/11/23 9:50:49 PM
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Lmao someone actually wants to buy one of those pervy shovelware games that infest steam. Unfortunately for you I'm sure its censored on switch
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Inohira
08/11/23 10:30:11 PM
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darkbuster posted...


An image that includes Bayonetta, of all things.

And Fire Emblem Heroes. Some of the waifu art from that game is probably moddable here. >_>

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Questionmarktarius
08/11/23 10:31:55 PM
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Perky Little Things has explicit fucking, but it's badly animated.
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DKBananaSlamma
08/11/23 10:32:16 PM
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I can't believe we live in a timeline where once-puritan Nintendo lets the titties roam free while Sony is the one constricting them

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Questionmarktarius
08/11/23 10:34:21 PM
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DKBananaSlamma posted...
I can't believe we live in a timeline where once-puritan Nintendo lets the titties roam free while Sony is the one constricting them
Nintendo kinda stopped giving a shit right about the time CERO and ESRB happened.
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cjsdowg
08/11/23 11:35:15 PM
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Not that I would ever play such horrible game. Huniepop should be on the switch. I heard the game play is honestly fun. With great voice acting

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Northlane
08/11/23 11:38:34 PM
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Switch eShop is literally a pile of shit

Asset flips, scams and shovelware

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DKBananaSlamma
08/11/23 11:38:46 PM
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Yes, people play the porn game for the voice acting

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Lillymon
08/11/23 11:44:07 PM
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Inohira posted...
Unlike Sony, Nintendo doesn't really care what 3rd parties do. They only want to maintain their own image.

Questionmarktarius posted...
Nintendo kinda stopped giving a shit right about the time CERO and ESRB happened.
All of this. Nintendo only cared when people thought games being on a Nintendo system meant they were made by or at least endorsed by Nintendo and parents had no way of reliably knowing what games were suitable for what ages. Now all that's ancient history they really don't give a shit. If you're 18 or over and want to play violent and/or pornographic games on a Nintendo system then Nintendo is perfectly happy to take your money and leave you to it.

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TyVulpine
08/11/23 11:45:03 PM
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Northlane posted...
Switch eShop is literally a pile of shit

Asset flips, scams and shovelware
Pretty much the same with Playstation Store and Microsoft's online shop.

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MrMallard
08/11/23 11:48:07 PM
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Crawlco Block Knockers is a trashy puzzle game that reminds me of like a sleazy Japanese porn game from the 80's. The art isn't good, but I genuinely like the gameplay.
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Tyranthraxus
08/12/23 12:00:03 AM
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Lillymon posted...
All of this. Nintendo only cared when people thought games being on a Nintendo system meant they were made by or at least endorsed by Nintendo and parents had no way of reliably knowing what games were suitable for what ages. Now all that's ancient history they really don't give a shit. If you're 18 or over and want to play violent and/or pornographic games on a Nintendo system then Nintendo is perfectly happy to take your money and leave you to it.

Yeah. Remember BMX XXX. That was on the fuckin GameCube lmao

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cjsdowg
08/12/23 12:24:29 AM
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DKBananaSlamma posted...
Yes, people play the porn game for the voice acting

Again while I would never play such a game. Huniepop isn't a porn game, per say. While it has those elements. It is a dating Sim.Your character is able to form bonds with all of the girls and learn about them. Like Lola the powerful brown goddess of the Sky.Who is a go getter. However if you want to go get her you have to be a civil and confident person.Then there are characters like Tiffany who's nice personality would warm your heart. However if you get to know her, you will find out that her mother Jesse and her do not see eye to eye. Her mother Jesse, wasn't too good of a mother, now laments the lost time. And Jesse's favorite time of year is still Christmas. Tiffany was born near Christmas. So the game as lot to offer..so I hear.


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TyVulpine
08/12/23 1:03:24 AM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Yeah. Remember BMX XXX. That was on the fuckin GameCube lmao
Conker's Bad Fur Day

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cjsdowg
08/12/23 1:08:23 AM
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TyVulpine posted...
Conker's Bad Fur Day

I dont think that had lewdness in it. Just shit and cussing

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2r1aqueroso
08/12/23 1:12:20 AM
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cjsdowg posted...
I dont think that had lewdness in it. Just shit and cussing
Sunflower

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TendoDRM
08/12/23 1:34:07 AM
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You can say hentai on GameFAQs.

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TyVulpine
08/12/23 9:40:59 AM
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cjsdowg posted...
I dont think that had lewdness in it. Just shit and cussing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JeQSz9h9Ao

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DKBananaSlamma
08/12/23 10:06:45 AM
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cjsdowg posted...
I dont think that had lewdness in it. Just shit and cussing
Berri has her ass sticking out in the yoga shorts
Sunflower had big titties you had to bounce off of and then got fucked by the King Bee
The Caveman guy exposed his dick after Conker ripped the lion cloth off

There's plenty of lewd there

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Sephiroth_C_Ryu
08/12/23 10:14:55 AM
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Inohira posted...


And Fire Emblem Heroes. Some of the waifu art from that game is probably moddable here. >_>

Fanart being moddable in some cases applies to most Nintendo games since people like to draw characters naked.
And yes, I know you are specifically referring to loli dragons and such.


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cjsdowg
08/12/23 10:19:13 AM
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I forgot the lewd in that game. But my friends in the CE were johnny on the spot. Like Obi Wan.. Remember the Lewd CJ.

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DeadBankerDream
08/12/23 10:27:04 AM
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I mean the PSN store also has a lot of lewd shit that always pops up in the sales listings.

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