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GATTJT 08/08/23 5:12:57 PM #1:	Honey, are we planning on using cucumbers? --- http://steamcommunity.com/id/gamerfanfan/wishlist <cite>GATTJT posted [p:975334395] in Things we ... [t:80531527]...</cite> <quote>Honey, are we planning on using cucumbers? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
A_Good_Boy 08/08/23 5:18:52 PM #2:	Can you double bag it, please? --- Who is? I am! <cite>A_Good_Boy posted [p:975334516] in Things we ... [t:80531527]...</cite> <quote>Can you double bag it, please? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
emblem-man 08/08/23 5:20:17 PM #3:	Cash or credit? --- http://avatar.xboxlive.com/avatar/emblem%20boy/avatar-body.png haters gonna hate <cite>emblem-man posted [p:975334545] in Things we ... [t:80531527]...</cite> <quote>Cash or credit? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RISEofCHRISTIAN 08/08/23 5:20:18 PM #4:	Those cherries look juicy! --- I acknowledge my Tribal Chief! I love my Tribal Chief! https://i.imgur.com/bZaibn4.jpg <cite>RISEofCHRISTIAN posted [p:975334546] in Things we ... [t:80531527]...</cite> <quote>Those cherries look juicy! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
roos1046_Reborn 08/08/23 5:24:22 PM #5:	that salami is huge --- When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself. http://i.imgur.com/FoV5u.gif <cite>roos1046_Reborn posted [p:975334611] in Things we ... [t:80531527]...</cite> <quote>that salami is huge </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strider102 08/08/23 5:28:13 PM #6:	No that's not big enough, grab another. --- "I dreamt I was a moron." <cite>Strider102 posted [p:975334674] in Things we ... [t:80531527]...</cite> <quote>No that's not big enough, grab another. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DeadBankerDream 08/08/23 5:29:09 PM #8:	Bring me four candles --- "That thick shaft that causes women to shudder!" <cite>DeadBankerDream posted [p:975334698] in Things we ... [t:80531527]...</cite> <quote>Bring me four candles </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SiO4 08/08/23 5:32:42 PM #9:	A_Good_Boy posted... Can you double bag it, please? I actually said that to someone once. It was at a coat check. The lady was nasty as fuck...we all knew it. And I tried to get one of my coworkers to say it. But they wouldn't. Long story short, they wanted a bag for a 'free' candle, I told her, to her face, "For you, I would Double Bag it. My coworkers were losing their shit when I got back in there. --- "Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you." ~Carl Sagan. Currently playing: Flight Simulator X.~PC <cite>SiO4 posted [p:975334771] in Things we ... [t:80531527]...</cite> <quote>A_Good_Boy posted...</cite><quote>Can you double bag it, please? </quote>I actually said that to someone once.It was at a coat check.The lady was nasty as fuck...we all knew it. And I tried to get one of my coworkers to say it. But they wouldn't.Long story short, they wanted a bag for a 'free' candle, I told her, to her face, "For you, I would Double Bag it.My coworkers were losing their shit when I got back in there. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strider102 08/08/23 5:33:50 PM #10:	"Hey babe, look, 2 for the price of 1!" --- "I dreamt I was a moron." <cite>Strider102 posted [p:975334790] in Things we ... [t:80531527]...</cite> <quote>"Hey babe, look, 2 for the price of 1!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarthDemented 08/08/23 5:35:07 PM #11:	Receiving to the back! --- Paula Wood. My love, my life. 1980-2021 https://store.steampowered.com/wishlist/profiles/76561198210788964/#sort=order <cite>DarthDemented posted [p:975334818] in Things we ... [t:80531527]...</cite> <quote>Receiving to the back! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MICHALECOLE 08/08/23 5:35:46 PM #12:	Oh yeah fuck me <cite>MICHALECOLE posted [p:975334828] in Things we ... [t:80531527]...</cite> <quote>Oh yeah fuck me</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 08/08/23 5:36:16 PM #13:	bun-length <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:975334836] in Things we ... [t:80531527]...</cite> <quote>bun-length</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nirvanas_Nox 08/08/23 5:36:53 PM #14:	Let me grab them cakes --- Make sure not to bleed over the discs.- Xiciassa NOT IN MY CANTINA! - Bartender <cite>Nirvanas_Nox posted [p:975334850] in Things we ... [t:80531527]...</cite> <quote>Let me grab them cakes </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strider102 08/08/23 5:37:12 PM #15:	"God look at the price! I'm getting fucked so many different ways it's not funny!!!" --- "I dreamt I was a moron." <cite>Strider102 posted [p:975334855] in Things we ... [t:80531527]...</cite> <quote>"God look at the price! I'm getting fucked so many different ways it's not funny!!!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DipDipDiver 08/08/23 5:37:44 PM #16:	Please use PIN pad to complete transaction! <cite>DipDipDiver posted [p:975334866] in Things we ... [t:80531527]...</cite> <quote>Please use PIN pad to complete transaction!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strider102 08/08/23 5:40:48 PM #17:	"Do you take food stamps?" --- "I dreamt I was a moron." <cite>Strider102 posted [p:975334920] in Things we ... [t:80531527]...</cite> <quote>"Do you take food stamps?" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GATTJT 08/08/23 5:42:18 PM #18:	"Babe, grab some sausage." --- http://steamcommunity.com/id/gamerfanfan/wishlist <cite>GATTJT posted [p:975334952] in Things we ... [t:80531527]...</cite> <quote>"Babe, grab some sausage." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dat_Cracka_Jax 08/08/23 5:42:30 PM #19:	Clean up on aisle two --- http://img826.imageshack.us/img826/8131/flame201010170949481638.jpg http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/5517/cateyes.gif Rams: 7-9 <cite>Dat_Cracka_Jax posted [p:975334960] in Things we ... [t:80531527]...</cite> <quote>Clean up on aisle two </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GranAures 08/08/23 5:44:13 PM #20:	Are these cream filled? --- Just because I have 99% of a heart doesn't mean it can't kill me. It's tried. Twice. My body has a dongle and my heart doesn't care. The one thing we agree on. <cite>GranAures posted [p:975334992] in Things we ... [t:80531527]...</cite> <quote>Are these cream filled? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strider102 08/08/23 5:45:28 PM #21:	"Man, I really made a mess." --- "I dreamt I was a moron." <cite>Strider102 posted [p:975335018] in Things we ... [t:80531527]...</cite> <quote>"Man, I really made a mess." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Starks 08/08/23 5:46:07 PM #22:	You have to check the firmness of the melons --- Paid for by StarksPAC, a registered 501(c)(4) <cite>Starks posted [p:975335031] in Things we ... [t:80531527]...</cite> <quote>You have to check the firmness of the melons </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dat_Cracka_Jax 08/08/23 5:46:18 PM #23:	I'm going to fuck these melons --- http://img826.imageshack.us/img826/8131/flame201010170949481638.jpg http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/5517/cateyes.gif Rams: 7-9 <cite>Dat_Cracka_Jax posted [p:975335034] in Things we ... [t:80531527]...</cite> <quote>I'm going to fuck these melons </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GranAures 08/08/23 5:46:23 PM #24:	How did you get it on the ceiling? --- Just because I have 99% of a heart doesn't mean it can't kill me. It's tried. Twice. My body has a dongle and my heart doesn't care. The one thing we agree on. <cite>GranAures posted [p:975335036] in Things we ... [t:80531527]...</cite> <quote>How did you get it on the ceiling? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strider102 08/08/23 5:47:37 PM #25:	"Why is the floor all sticky?" --- "I dreamt I was a moron." <cite>Strider102 posted [p:975335058] in Things we ... [t:80531527]...</cite> <quote>"Why is the floor all sticky?" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dat_Cracka_Jax 08/08/23 5:49:15 PM #26:	That doesn't smell right --- http://img826.imageshack.us/img826/8131/flame201010170949481638.jpg http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/5517/cateyes.gif Rams: 7-9 <cite>Dat_Cracka_Jax posted [p:975335086] in Things we ... [t:80531527]...</cite> <quote>That doesn't smell right </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Freddie_Mercury 08/08/23 5:51:20 PM #27:	unexpected item in the bagging area --- just another freak in the freak kingdom <cite>Freddie_Mercury posted [p:975335122] in Things we ... [t:80531527]...</cite> <quote>unexpected item in the bagging area </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strider102 08/08/23 5:51:37 PM #28:	"I can smell fish all the way over here." --- "I dreamt I was a moron." <cite>Strider102 posted [p:975335132] in Things we ... [t:80531527]...</cite> <quote>"I can smell fish all the way over here." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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hockeybub89 08/08/23 5:54:27 PM #30:	I'll take a pound --- http://card.psnprofiles.com/1/NIR_Hockey.png he/him/they/them <cite>hockeybub89 posted [p:975335186] in Things we ... [t:80531527]...</cite> <quote>I'll take a pound </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MorbidEngel 08/08/23 5:55:08 PM #31:	"Those are some big, firm coconuts" --- I am a super sandwich! http://www.last.fm/user/ToxicOrochi <cite>MorbidEngel posted [p:975335199] in Things we ... [t:80531527]...</cite> <quote>"Those are some big, firm coconuts" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strider102 08/08/23 5:58:30 PM #32:	"Why is it all crusty? Wtf?" --- "I dreamt I was a moron." <cite>Strider102 posted [p:975335252] in Things we ... [t:80531527]...</cite> <quote>"Why is it all crusty? Wtf?" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
angelkay16 08/08/23 6:07:18 PM #33:	We need to be quick as I'll be meeting my husband in an hour --- I'm not giving him cake. I'm assaulting him with cake! <cite>angelkay16 posted [p:975335424] in Things we ... [t:80531527]...</cite> <quote>We need to be quick as I'll be meeting my husband in an hour </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strider102 08/08/23 6:07:56 PM #34:	"Why is the line of people so long?" --- "I dreamt I was a moron." <cite>Strider102 posted [p:975335439] in Things we ... [t:80531527]...</cite> <quote>"Why is the line of people so long?" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
specialkid8 08/08/23 6:08:50 PM #35:	Where the fuck did they put the Pita chips? --- https://i.imgur.com/AUXKMK4.jpg <cite>specialkid8 posted [p:975335452] in Things we ... [t:80531527]...</cite> <quote>Where the fuck did they put the Pita chips? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GeminiDeus 08/08/23 6:14:37 PM #36:	"I should probably call the police." --- Without truth, there is nothing. <cite>GeminiDeus posted [p:975335578] in Things we ... [t:80531527]...</cite> <quote>"I should probably call the police." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 08/08/23 6:15:07 PM #37:	Where's the damn condoms? <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:975335587] in Things we ... [t:80531527]...</cite> <quote>Where's the damn condoms?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 08/08/23 6:15:34 PM #38:	"Is this the biggest you have?" --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:975335599] in Things we ... [t:80531527]...</cite> <quote>"Is this the biggest you have?" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
brestugo 08/08/23 6:21:21 PM #39:	"Where's the whipped cream?" --- Putin delenda est <cite>brestugo posted [p:975335716] in Things we ... [t:80531527]...</cite> <quote>"Where's the whipped cream?" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vicious_Dios 08/08/23 6:24:29 PM #40:	Paper or plastic --- S / K / Y / N / E <cite>Vicious_Dios posted [p:975335797] in Things we ... [t:80531527]...</cite> <quote><quote>Paper or plastic </quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
brestugo 08/08/23 6:40:19 PM #41:	"You ever tried this before?" --- Putin delenda est <cite>brestugo posted [p:975336157] in Things we ... [t:80531527]...</cite> <quote>"You ever tried this before?" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GranAures 08/08/23 6:41:36 PM #42:	That's a juicy peach! --- Just because I have 99% of a heart doesn't mean it can't kill me. It's tried. Twice. My body has a dongle and my heart doesn't care. The one thing we agree on. <cite>GranAures posted [p:975336182] in Things we ... [t:80531527]...</cite> <quote>That's a juicy peach! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GATTJT 08/08/23 6:43:16 PM #43:	"That doesn't go there." --- http://steamcommunity.com/id/gamerfanfan/wishlist <cite>GATTJT posted [p:975336216] in Things we ... [t:80531527]...</cite> <quote>"That doesn't go there." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rotterdammerung 08/08/23 6:47:33 PM #44:	Do you mind moving so I can slip past? --- This space left intentionally blank <cite>Rotterdammerung posted [p:975336290] in Things we ... [t:80531527]...</cite> <quote>Do you mind moving so I can slip past? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ivany2008 08/08/23 7:13:59 PM #45:	I don't know if I'm going to be able to eat all that Last year it only cost me 100 dollars I think I pulled something How the hell am I supposed to remember all that? I really don't want to clean that up.... For context, I used to work at a grocery store. <cite>Ivany2008 posted [p:975336790] in Things we ... [t:80531527]...</cite> <quote>I don't know if I'm going to be able to eat all thatLast year it only cost me 100 dollarsI think I pulled somethingHow the hell am I supposed to remember all that?I really don't want to clean that up....For context, I used to work at a grocery store.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GranAures 08/08/23 7:14:45 PM #46:	What do you mean there were signs? --- Just because I have 99% of a heart doesn't mean it can't kill me. It's tried. Twice. My body has a dongle and my heart doesn't care. The one thing we agree on. <cite>GranAures posted [p:975336804] in Things we ... [t:80531527]...</cite> <quote>What do you mean there were signs? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Carljank 08/08/23 7:21:21 PM #47:	Is that prime meat? --- Sorry if my posts make you feel emotional. It is not my intent. Make America Nazi-Free Again. #NoMoreNazis #Wolf2 <cite>Carljank posted [p:975336933] in Things we ... [t:80531527]...</cite> <quote>Is that prime meat? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MorbidEngel 08/08/23 7:31:09 PM #48:	"Put that back" --- I am a super sandwich! http://www.last.fm/user/ToxicOrochi <cite>MorbidEngel posted [p:975337091] in Things we ... [t:80531527]...</cite> <quote>"Put that back" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Butterfiles 08/08/23 8:15:25 PM #50:	This old man is taking forever... --- http://www.last.fm/user/PigBun CEO of Antifa <cite>Butterfiles posted [p:975337933] in Things we ... [t:80531527]...</cite> <quote>This old man is taking forever... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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