Poll of the Day > girl that sits in my cubicle eats like a horse

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DirtBasedSoap 08/02/23 11:49:17 AM #1:	they shuffled everyone in our office around this week. she eats like 6 out of the 8 hours here. constant slurping, crunching and lip smacking all day. does anyone have any recommendations for food that will make my farts smell really bad? --- im gay <cite>DirtBasedSoap posted [p:975208675] in girl that ... [t:80526018]...</cite> <quote>they shuffled everyone in our office around this week.she eats like 6 out of the 8 hours here.constant slurping, crunching and lip smacking all day.does anyone have any recommendations for food that will make my farts smell really bad?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MeatiestMeatus 08/02/23 11:55:31 AM #2:	Lentils fucking tear me the fuck up inside I'm talking hot dog fart stank they're brutal I've avoided lentils for the last 5 years because I enjoy my wife's vagina too much to risk repelling her any more than I do naturally --- If you rise up to heaven I'll turn the sun to blind you If you sleep deep in hell I have chains to bind you <cite>MeatiestMeatus posted [p:975208794] in girl that ... [t:80526018]...</cite> <quote>Lentils fucking tear me the fuck up inside I'm talking hot dog fart stank they're brutal I've avoided lentils for the last 5 years because I enjoy my wife's vagina too much to risk repelling her any more than I do naturally </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SilentSeph 08/02/23 12:17:39 PM #3:	I recently discovered that my farts after eating those Jimmy Dean breakfast croissants are like a nuclear assault on the nostrils --- Delicious and vicious, while maliciously nutritious. <cite>SilentSeph posted [p:975209225] in girl that ... [t:80526018]...</cite> <quote>I recently discovered that my farts after eating those Jimmy Dean breakfast croissants are like a nuclear assault on the nostrils </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wwinterj25 08/02/23 1:28:14 PM #4:	Baked beans are good. --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj <cite>wwinterj25 posted [p:975210657] in girl that ... [t:80526018]...</cite> <quote>Baked beans are good. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirtBasedSoap 08/02/23 1:32:57 PM #5:	i think she might actually be part horse. she stomps her legs around at her desk all day too. let me work from home every day plz --- im gay <cite>DirtBasedSoap posted [p:975210749] in girl that ... [t:80526018]...</cite> <quote>i think she might actually be part horse. she stomps her legs around at her desk all day too. let me work from home every day plz </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BADoglick 08/02/23 1:43:38 PM #6:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/9/9/AABpcEAAEt7b.jpg Is this your coworker --- BADoglick to the Max! <cite>BADoglick posted [p:975210940] in girl that ... [t:80526018]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/9/9/AABpcEAAEt7b.jpg Is this your coworker </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirtBasedSoap 08/02/23 2:19:22 PM #7:	lord give me the strength to not say something rude to her. it sounds like shes eating rocks --- im gay <cite>DirtBasedSoap posted [p:975211657] in girl that ... [t:80526018]...</cite> <quote>lord give me the strength to not say something rude to her. it sounds like shes eating rocks </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PissedOffMonk 08/02/23 3:01:56 PM #8:	BADoglick posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/9/9/AABpcEAAEt7b.jpg Is this your coworker Stallion Thee Megan? <cite>PissedOffMonk posted [p:975212397] in girl that ... [t:80526018]...</cite> <quote>BADoglick posted... </cite><quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/9/9/AABpcEAAEt7b.jpg Is this your coworker</quote>Stallion Thee Megan?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DukeRaouI 08/02/23 3:31:34 PM #9:	They have fart smell spray you can buy off of Amazon and spray in the air whenever you hear her smacking her jowls around. --- http://i.imgur.com/gOQ1iI4.jpg http://i.imgur.com/BdvtV3f.gif / http://i.imgur.com/0mbTcn4.jpg?1 <cite>DukeRaouI posted [p:975212853] in girl that ... [t:80526018]...</cite> <quote>They have fart smell spray you can buy off of Amazon and spray in the air whenever you hear her smacking her jowls around. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vampire_Chicken 08/02/23 4:41:52 PM #10:	So, just how much hay does she get through in a typical day? --- All the good usernames were already taken. <cite>Vampire_Chicken posted [p:975214022] in girl that ... [t:80526018]...</cite> <quote>So, just how much hay does she get through in a typical day? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
speedpunk 08/02/23 4:49:27 PM #11:	It wouldn't be too out of line to ask her to eat more quietly. Maybe she has a condition. What does she usually eat? --- He/Him <cite>speedpunk posted [p:975214148] in girl that ... [t:80526018]...</cite> <quote>It wouldn't be too out of line to ask her to eat more quietly. Maybe she has a condition. What does she usually eat? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dragon504 08/02/23 4:52:54 PM #12:	I can't stand the sound of people eating, I'd lose my shit. --- http://myanimelist.net/profile/dragon504 http://followmy.tv/u/dragon504/time_wasted <cite>dragon504 posted [p:975214198] in girl that ... [t:80526018]...</cite> <quote>I can't stand the sound of people eating, I'd lose my shit. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sarcasthma 08/02/23 6:52:04 PM #13:	Shes out there every day trying to ASMR you for free and youre complaining? --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch. <cite>Sarcasthma posted [p:975216371] in girl that ... [t:80526018]...</cite> <quote>Shes out there every day trying to ASMR you for free and youre complaining? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DragonClaw01 08/02/23 7:24:59 PM #14:	speedpunk posted... It wouldn't be too out of line to ask her to eat more quietly. Maybe she has a condition. What does she usually eat? What condition, being a fat ass that eats all day? --- <('.'<) <(^.^)> (>'.')> Splendiferous <cite>DragonClaw01 posted [p:975216999] in girl that ... [t:80526018]...</cite> <quote>speedpunk posted... </cite><quote>It wouldn't be too out of line to ask her to eat more quietly. Maybe she has a condition. What does she usually eat?</quote>What condition, being a fat ass that eats all day? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
captpackrat 08/02/23 8:14:13 PM #15:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/2/3/AAQwHjAAEt-7.jpg --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum. <cite>captpackrat posted [p:975217895] in girl that ... [t:80526018]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/2/3/AAQwHjAAEt-7.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hungrymike 08/02/23 9:20:24 PM #16:	Hard boiled eggs for sure! <cite>hungrymike posted [p:975219143] in girl that ... [t:80526018]...</cite> <quote>Hard boiled eggs for sure!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lil_Bit83 08/02/23 9:29:39 PM #17:	Are we sure you don't actually work at a stable? --- I'm just a girl who loves games <cite>Lil_Bit83 posted [p:975219321] in girl that ... [t:80526018]...</cite> <quote>Are we sure you don't actually work at a stable? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ogurisama 08/02/23 9:32:39 PM #18:	https://youtu.be/bGSh52EZiPc --- http://cdn-android.apptap.com/img/870/mobi.colortrilogy.bitlink/267135850.png https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/10/5/uv4r7nGyrE6ylt2lHGWpiQ2.gif <cite>Ogurisama posted [p:975219368] in girl that ... [t:80526018]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/bGSh52EZiPc </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
chelsea___wtf 08/02/23 9:42:39 PM #19:	What is she eating Offer her a sugar cube if she eats quieter --- creature-based <cite>chelsea___wtf posted [p:975219565] in girl that ... [t:80526018]...</cite> <quote>What is she eating Offer her a sugar cube if she eats quieter </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Metalsonic66 08/03/23 11:55:55 AM #20:	Sweet potatoes --- PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69 Big bombs go kabang. <cite>Metalsonic66 posted [p:975228863] in girl that ... [t:80526018]...</cite> <quote>Sweet potatoes </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wwinterj25 08/03/23 2:42:01 PM #21:	Crop dusted her yet? --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj <cite>wwinterj25 posted [p:975231927] in girl that ... [t:80526018]...</cite> <quote>Crop dusted her yet? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirtBasedSoap 08/03/23 2:56:36 PM #22:	No Im working from home today lol --- im gay <cite>DirtBasedSoap posted [p:975232198] in girl that ... [t:80526018]...</cite> <quote>No Im working from home today lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muscles 08/03/23 3:38:13 PM #23:	Just make horse noises to yourself but loud enough for her to hear --- Muscles Chicago Bears \| Chicago Blackhawks \| Chicago Bulls \| Chicago Cubs \| NIU Huskies <cite>Muscles posted [p:975232984] in girl that ... [t:80526018]...</cite> <quote>Just make horse noises to yourself but loud enough for her to hear </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
agesboy 08/03/23 4:53:35 PM #24:	DirtBasedSoap posted... does anyone have any recommendations for food that will make my farts smell really bad? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fit7WFRb_iw --- http://i.imgur.com/LabbRyN.jpg raytan and Kana are on opposite ends of the Awesome Spectrum. <cite>agesboy posted [p:975234301] in girl that ... [t:80526018]...</cite> <quote>DirtBasedSoap posted... </cite><quote>does anyone have any recommendations for food that will make my farts smell really bad?</quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fit7WFRb_iw </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
potdnewb 08/03/23 4:59:15 PM #25:	lots of cheese, cured meats and mustard <cite>potdnewb posted [p:975234422] in girl that ... [t:80526018]...</cite> <quote>lots of cheese, cured meats and mustard</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirtBasedSoap 08/03/23 5:16:52 PM #26:	potdnewb posted... lots of cheese, cured meats and mustard oh hell yeah. Im gonna load up on salami/pepperoni, cheese and mustard --- im gay <cite>DirtBasedSoap posted [p:975234782] in girl that ... [t:80526018]...</cite> <quote>potdnewb posted... </cite><quote>lots of cheese, cured meats and mustard</quote>oh hell yeah. Im gonna load up on salami/pepperoni, cheese and mustard </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
potdnewb 08/03/23 5:37:47 PM #27:	DirtBasedSoap posted... oh hell yeah. Im gonna load up on salami/pepperoni, cheese and mustard mix in some garlic hummus for bean power and your cubicle will smell like a corral <cite>potdnewb posted [p:975235155] in girl that ... [t:80526018]...</cite> <quote>DirtBasedSoap posted... </cite><quote>oh hell yeah. Im gonna load up on salami/pepperoni, cheese and mustard</quote>mix in some garlic hummus for bean power and your cubicle will smell like a corral </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AltOmega2 08/03/23 6:27:16 PM #28:	I stopped eating in the office awhile back for health reasons but now I'm definitely not going to anymore. --- yeah, I'm thinking I'm back <cite>AltOmega2 posted [p:975236047] in girl that ... [t:80526018]...</cite> <quote>I stopped eating in the office awhile back for health reasons but now I'm definitely not going to anymore. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PissedOffMonk 08/03/23 7:08:43 PM #29:	Eggs and protein powder for smell. Include beans, broccoli, and/or potatoes as a propellant. <cite>PissedOffMonk posted [p:975236730] in girl that ... [t:80526018]...</cite> <quote>Eggs and protein powder for smell. Include beans, broccoli, and/or potatoes as a propellant.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dedbus 08/03/23 9:43:43 PM #30:	Just show up to work one day in a 90s windbreaker and <cite>dedbus posted [p:975239200] in girl that ... [t:80526018]...</cite> <quote>Just show up to work one day in a 90s windbreaker and </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IronBornCorps 08/03/23 9:55:27 PM #31:	Are you not allowed headphones at work? I get the sound of eating really gets to some people (misophonia), but at the end of the day we are all responsible for recognizing and managing our triggers. <cite>IronBornCorps posted [p:975239380] in girl that ... [t:80526018]...</cite> <quote>Are you not allowed headphones at work?I get the sound of eating really gets to some people (misophonia), but at the end of the day we are all responsible for recognizing and managing our triggers.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JOExHIGASHI 08/03/23 10:41:38 PM #32:	there is fart scented candle --- In the long run we are all dead <cite>JOExHIGASHI posted [p:975240044] in girl that ... [t:80526018]...</cite> <quote>there is fart scented candle </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OmegaM 08/03/23 10:53:59 PM #33:	Is she hot aside from that? <cite>OmegaM posted [p:975240199] in girl that ... [t:80526018]...</cite> <quote>Is she hot aside from that?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AltOmega2 08/04/23 1:31:48 PM #34:	IronBornCorps posted... Are you not allowed headphones at work? I feel like headphones are discouraged in most office jobs if you're not wearing them for a specific work-related purpose like a zoom meeting or webinar. Single ear bud seems to be the most accepted "I'm not putting my full 100% attention into what I'm doing" thing. --- yeah, I'm thinking I'm back <cite>AltOmega2 posted [p:975249226] in girl that ... [t:80526018]...</cite> <quote>IronBornCorps posted... </cite><quote>Are you not allowed headphones at work?</quote>I feel like headphones are discouraged in most office jobs if you're not wearing them for a specific work-related purpose like a zoom meeting or webinar. Single ear bud seems to be the most accepted "I'm not putting my full 100% attention into what I'm doing" thing. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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