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Pikachuchupika 07/31/23 2:37:19 PM #1: |
Let's say we find a paradise planet full of lush flora and fauna. It is the perfect planet to live on. Then we see signs of God there. We tilt our telescopes towards the planet and see him smirking at us with shades on. You can tell he is God too as he is able to whisper things out of thin air. Apparently he created this planet for himself to live on and forget his troubles. All needs are met there. Food, happiness, plenty of virgins, etc. There's just one problem: It's 500 light years away. Would religious people make a concerted effort to get there? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WingsOfGood 07/31/23 2:42:28 PM #2: |
Pikachuchupika posted... plenty of virgins god is spirit or he is just a man ? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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lilORANG 07/31/23 2:44:40 PM #3: |
A bunch of virgins sounds like hell. They're either prudes or super clingy. --- Let's all please just get along. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BB_mofo 07/31/23 2:45:00 PM #4: |
What does God need with a starship? --- "But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?" -Mark Twain ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Pikachuchupika 07/31/23 2:53:05 PM #5: |
WingsOfGood posted... god is spirit or he is just a man ? Heaven is supposed to be full of virgins right? If God has had own planet, it'd probably have the same pleasures. BB_mofo posted... What does God need with a starship? ?? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Turbam 07/31/23 2:54:09 PM #6: |
What if Satan is actually a huge thot with huge hips and fat full milkers?!?!?!?!?!? --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs ... Copied to Clipboard!
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name_unknown 07/31/23 2:54:37 PM #7: |
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/2/0/AAMPHYAAEthM.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WingsOfGood 07/31/23 2:55:38 PM #8: |
Pikachuchupika posted... Heaven is supposed to be full of virgins right? No. Jesus says the angels don't marry and neither will the resurrected dead. Maybe Islam says heaven has virgins which would be odd since Jesus is supposed to be a prophet and Jesus said no sex. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Pikachuchupika 07/31/23 2:57:52 PM #9: |
Turbam posted... What if Satan is actually a huge thot with huge hips and fat full milkers?!?!?!?!?!? Respect Satan ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AldousIsDead 07/31/23 3:07:56 PM #10: |
Then as per usual fuck that guy. --- In simplicity, utility. Through utility, simplicity. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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