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Super_Slash 07/29/23 1:45:11 AM #1:	They're all Satan spawns. They can survive nuclear explosions, they are fast as shit, they often appear when you're least expecting them, they look absolutely disgusting, they reproduce at an alarming rate, their corpses give off a scent that attracts more roaches, they're annoying as fuck to kill, they eat literally everything, they often won't leave your home...oh and they can fly too. And they serve pretty much no purpose at all. Roaches can back to the hell they came from. <cite>Super_Slash posted [p:975129858] in Cockroache... [t:80522323]...</cite> <quote>They're all Satan spawns. They can survive nuclear explosions, they are fast as shit, they often appear when you're least expecting them, they look absolutely disgusting, they reproduce at an alarming rate, their corpses give off a scent that attracts more roaches, they're annoying as fuck to kill, they eat literally everything, they often won't leave your home...oh and they can fly too.And they serve pretty much no purpose at all. Roaches can back to the hell they came from. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Priere 07/29/23 1:46:55 AM #2:	I would take roaches over bed bugs any day --- https://imgur.com/iQep35u https://i.imgur.com/PmX8smn.gif https://i.imgur.com/mwTy0iF.gif https://i.imgur.com/FCER80e.gif <cite>Priere posted [p:975129870] in Cockroache... [t:80522323]...</cite> <quote>I would take roaches over bed bugs any day</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nexigrams 07/29/23 1:47:15 AM #3:	If existence of a particular life form can prove the existence of some sort of personified evil incarnate, I think we need look no further than our own race. --- http://imgur.com/SYiqIRC <cite>nexigrams posted [p:975129872] in Cockroache... [t:80522323]...</cite> <quote>If existence of a particular life form can prove the existence of some sort of personified evil incarnate, I think we need look no further than our own race. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Thermador446 07/29/23 1:47:46 AM #4:	Scorpions love eating cockroaches. I recommend you build yourself an army of scorpions if they bother you that much. --- "While you were wasting your time castrating a priceless antique, I was systematically feeding babies to hungry mutated puppies!" -The Monarch <cite>Thermador446 posted [p:975129876] in Cockroache... [t:80522323]...</cite> <quote>Scorpions love eating cockroaches.I recommend you build yourself an army of scorpions if they bother you that much.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ChocoboMog123 07/29/23 2:12:49 AM #5:	Humans evolved to have an extreme revulsion to cockroaches. Apparently we're also revolting to them. How many animals, if they had the intellect to believe in fake deities, would believe the existence of humans proves some form of evil god? --- "You're sorely underestimating the power of nostalgia goggles." - adjl http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20110218.gif <cite>ChocoboMog123 posted [p:975130082] in Cockroache... [t:80522323]...</cite> <quote>Humans evolved to have an extreme revulsion to cockroaches. Apparently we're also revolting to them. How many animals, if they had the intellect to believe in fake deities, would believe the existence of humans proves some form of evil god?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DementedDurian 07/29/23 11:28:15 AM #6:	You know, they say that earwigs go into people's ears. Therefore... --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. <cite>DementedDurian posted [p:975134696] in Cockroache... [t:80522323]...</cite> <quote>You know, they say that earwigs go into people's ears. Therefore...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sabin017 07/29/23 12:35:54 PM #7:	We need to harness AI to create cannibalistic cockroaches. It'll be like those remote control kits but it uses the signals to make a big roach seek and destroy the small ones. --- https://i.imgur.com/TWsfIIj.gif <cite>sabin017 posted [p:975135773] in Cockroache... [t:80522323]...</cite> <quote>We need to harness AI to create cannibalistic cockroaches. It'll be like those remote control kits but it uses the signals to make a big roach seek and destroy the small ones.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BurmesePenguin 07/29/23 12:37:20 PM #8:	I saw two cockroaches when I was in Japan. One was on the walls of the kitchen of the apartment I was staying in. It was the only time I've ever seen cockroaches outside of a reptile feeding enclosure. Never fucking moving to Japan. --- Sigful User Logic <cite>BurmesePenguin posted [p:975135797] in Cockroache... [t:80522323]...</cite> <quote>I saw two cockroaches when I was in Japan. One was on the walls of the kitchen of the apartment I was staying in. It was the only time I've ever seen cockroaches outside of a reptile feeding enclosure.Never fucking moving to Japan. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YugiNoob 07/29/23 12:39:43 PM #9:	BurmesePenguin posted... I saw two cockroaches when I was in Japan. One was on the walls of the kitchen of the apartment I was staying in. It was the only time I've ever seen cockroaches outside of a reptile feeding enclosure. Never fucking moving to Japan. Never move to Hawaii either. We got bigass American cockroaches and creepy centipedes. But roaches thrive in warm, tropical environments. At least in Japan they'll suffer in the winter. --- ( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya High-Five! <cite>YugiNoob posted [p:975135832] in Cockroache... [t:80522323]...</cite> <quote>BurmesePenguin posted... </cite><quote>I saw two cockroaches when I was in Japan. One was on the walls of the kitchen of the apartment I was staying in. It was the only time I've ever seen cockroaches outside of a reptile feeding enclosure.Never fucking moving to Japan.</quote>Never move to Hawaii either. We got bigass American cockroaches and creepy centipedes. But roaches thrive in warm, tropical environments. At least in Japan they'll suffer in the winter.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Thermador446 07/29/23 11:26:02 PM #10:	YugiNoob posted... Never move to Hawaii either. We got bigass American cockroaches and creepy centipedes. But roaches thrive in warm, tropical environments. At least in Japan they'll suffer in the winter. I remember a Magnum PI episode where he got dropped off on a remote island and bitten by a poisonous centipede. I h8 centipedes. The RE7 part where you have to crawl between walls and there are centipedes everywhere is fucking terrifying. --- "While you were wasting your time castrating a priceless antique, I was systematically feeding babies to hungry mutated puppies!" -The Monarch <cite>Thermador446 posted [p:975145967] in Cockroache... [t:80522323]...</cite> <quote>YugiNoob posted... </cite><quote>Never move to Hawaii either. We got bigass American cockroaches and creepy centipedes. But roaches thrive in warm, tropical environments. At least in Japan they'll suffer in the winter.</quote>I remember a Magnum PI episode where he got dropped off on a remote island and bitten by a poisonous centipede. I h8 centipedes. The RE7 part where you have to crawl between walls and there are centipedes everywhere is fucking terrifying.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gremlynn 07/29/23 11:28:29 PM #11:	Thermador446 posted... I remember a Magnum PI episode where he got dropped off on a remote island and bitten by a poisonous centipede. Should be fine so long as he didn't bite it back. --- "Now, was that civilized? No, clearly not. Fun, but in no sense civilized." <cite>Gremlynn posted [p:975146003] in Cockroache... [t:80522323]...</cite> <quote>Thermador446 posted... </cite><quote>I remember a Magnum PI episode where he got dropped off on a remote island and bitten by a poisonous centipede.</quote>Should be fine so long as he didn't bite it back.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Revelation34 07/29/23 11:34:53 PM #14:	YugiNoob posted... Never move to Hawaii either. We got bigass American cockroaches and creepy centipedes. But roaches thrive in warm, tropical environments. At least in Japan they'll suffer in the winter. How big? The ones in Costa Rica were massive. --- Gamertag: Kegfarms, BF code: 2033480226, Treasure Cruise code 318,374,355, Steam: Kegfarms, Switch: SW-1900-5502-7912 <cite>Revelation34 posted [p:975146094] in Cockroache... [t:80522323]...</cite> <quote>YugiNoob posted...</cite><quote>Never move to Hawaii either. We got bigass American cockroaches and creepy centipedes. But roaches thrive in warm, tropical environments. At least in Japan they'll suffer in the winter.</quote>How big? The ones in Costa Rica were massive.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LordFarquad1312 07/29/23 11:35:22 PM #15:	They can't survive nuclear explosions, they can survive the radiation fallout. --- El sexo sucio y el planeta limpio. "If you are tired of fear from links... Let Kirby's Nightmare protect you." <cite>LordFarquad1312 posted [p:975146105] in Cockroache... [t:80522323]...</cite> <quote>They can't survive nuclear explosions, they can survive the radiation fallout.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YugiNoob 07/29/23 11:44:25 PM #16:	Revelation34 posted... How big? The ones in Costa Rica were massive. Well not that big, but American roaches are ugly :< --- ( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya High-Five! <cite>YugiNoob posted [p:975146245] in Cockroache... [t:80522323]...</cite> <quote>Revelation34 posted... </cite><quote>How big? The ones in Costa Rica were massive.</quote>Well not that big, but American roaches are ugly :<</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Glob 07/29/23 11:52:40 PM #17:	LordFarquad1312 posted... They can't survive nuclear explosions, they can survive the radiation fallout. Even that is generally exaggerated. As I understand it, they have a slightly higher tolerance for radiation but in the event of nuclear fallout, its negligible. <cite>Glob posted [p:975146362] in Cockroache... [t:80522323]...</cite> <quote>LordFarquad1312 posted... </cite><quote>They can't survive nuclear explosions, they can survive the radiation fallout.</quote>Even that is generally exaggerated. As I understand it, they have a slightly higher tolerance for radiation but in the event of nuclear fallout, its negligible.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Revelation34 07/29/23 11:53:44 PM #18:	YugiNoob posted... Well not that big, but American roaches are ugly :< Well maybe not massive. About the size of a playing card? --- Gamertag: Kegfarms, BF code: 2033480226, Treasure Cruise code 318,374,355, Steam: Kegfarms, Switch: SW-1900-5502-7912 <cite>Revelation34 posted [p:975146374] in Cockroache... [t:80522323]...</cite> <quote>YugiNoob posted...</cite><quote>Well not that big, but American roaches are ugly :<</quote>Well maybe not massive. About the size of a playing card?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YugiNoob 07/29/23 11:56:00 PM #19:	No, about 1.5-2 inches --- ( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya High-Five! <cite>YugiNoob posted [p:975146408] in Cockroache... [t:80522323]...</cite> <quote>No, about 1.5-2 inches</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeCh0nk 07/29/23 11:57:34 PM #20:	Revelation34 posted... About the size of a playing card? The fuck??? That's huge --- @('_')@ <cite>LeCh0nk posted [p:975146432] in Cockroache... [t:80522323]...</cite> <quote>Revelation34 posted... </cite><quote>About the size of a playing card?</quote>The fuck??? That's huge </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ooooooranges 07/30/23 12:05:51 AM #22:	I lived in the Caribbean for two years ... Roaches were the length of my fingers there. --- http://images.tsn.ca/images/stories/2011/10/10/pujols_85507.jpg <cite>Ooooooranges posted [p:975146574] in Cockroache... [t:80522323]...</cite> <quote>I lived in the Caribbean for two years ... Roaches were the length of my fingers there.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Revelation34 07/30/23 5:48:58 AM #23:	LeCh0nk posted... The fuck??? That's huge My brother's cat would go crazy whenever he saw one. --- Gamertag: Kegfarms, BF code: 2033480226, Treasure Cruise code 318,374,355, Steam: Kegfarms, Switch: SW-1900-5502-7912 <cite>Revelation34 posted [p:975149499] in Cockroache... [t:80522323]...</cite> <quote>LeCh0nk posted...</cite><quote>The fuck??? That's huge </quote>My brother's cat would go crazy whenever he saw one.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_Arbron 07/30/23 5:55:33 AM #24:	Revelation34 posted... My brother's cat would go crazy whenever he saw one. My last cat ate them. --- "The US is not a single country. It is ~20 developed countries being held hostage by ~25 developing countries and ~5 failed states." -Calintares <cite>Dark_Arbron posted [p:975149542] in Cockroache... [t:80522323]...</cite> <quote>Revelation34 posted... </cite><quote>My brother's cat would go crazy whenever he saw one.</quote>My last cat ate them.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FL81 08/01/23 4:10:11 PM #25:	Priere posted... I would take roaches over bed bugs any day Everything about bedbugs is nightmare fuel, even the way they carry out reproduction --- https://i.imgur.com/TGkNCva.gif <cite>FL81 posted [p:975193974] in Cockroache... [t:80522323]...</cite> <quote>Priere posted... </cite><quote>I would take roaches over bed bugs any day</quote>Everything about bedbugs is nightmare fuel, even the way they carry out reproduction</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xenogears15 08/01/23 4:10:55 PM #26:	I would say Chihuahuas are proof of Satan, but sure, let's go with cockaroaches --- This rant was brought to you by your local random thinker. I'm as Canadian as Wayne Gretzky crashing a snowmobile into a moose. - JIC X <cite>Xenogears15 posted [p:975193984] in Cockroache... [t:80522323]...</cite> <quote>I would say Chihuahuas are proof of Satan, but sure, let's go with cockaroaches</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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