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CM_Ponch
07/28/23 9:20:15 PM
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I feel like Kyle would make anime women and go for it. Not John tho, he'd go too far on detail and give the construct a womb.

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Zikten
07/28/23 9:21:15 PM
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Female ones probably make sex toys with their ring
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Ratchetrockon
07/28/23 9:26:31 PM
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Wtf i didn't know green lantern ring was that powerful

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YugiNoob
07/28/23 9:27:56 PM
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But would they still be that glowing green...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/8/7/AAPV5JAAEGnn.jpg

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FolkenRawr
07/28/23 9:30:08 PM
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YugiNoob posted...
But would they still be that glowing green...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/8/7/AAPV5JAAEGnn.jpg

Of course

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ProfessorKukui
07/28/23 9:31:57 PM
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Mogo

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JoeDangIt
07/28/23 9:37:04 PM
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I think it's implied Guy does.
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DrizztLink
07/28/23 9:37:41 PM
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JoeDangIt posted...
I think it's implied Guy does.
I absolutely don't want to know what he creates.

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El_Marsh
07/28/23 9:38:49 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
I absolutely don't want to know what he creates.
Whatever it is, you know it has spikes.

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Tyranthraxus
07/28/23 9:43:16 PM
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A green lantern who couldn't control their own impulses to the point where they're fucking their own constructs wouldn't be a green lantern.

Violet lanterns otoh .......

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El_Marsh
07/28/23 9:49:38 PM
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^funny enough, the aforementioned Guy Gardner is one of very, very few males that's ever wielded a Star Sapphire Corps ring

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DrizztLink
07/28/23 9:50:45 PM
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El_Marsh posted...
^funny enough, the aforementioned Guy Gardner is one of very, very few males that's ever wielded a Star Sapphire Corps ring
Dude's been in 4 Corps that I know of offhand including that.

Pretty sure he was an Indigo too.

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El_Marsh
07/28/23 9:58:43 PM
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I wasn't aware of that one, just Green (duh), Red (double duh), and Violet.

Guy seems way too....Guyish....to be an Indigo lol

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Tyranthraxus
07/28/23 10:00:35 PM
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Despite all these corps and lifetime achievements of guy, he's still most well known for getting knocked out by Batman in one punch.

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CM_Ponch
07/28/23 10:00:41 PM
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El_Marsh posted...
Whatever it is, you know it has spikes.
Red Lantern hate fucks

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DrizztLink
07/28/23 10:00:46 PM
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It gets weirder.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/6/6/AABUaRAAEtCq.jpg

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Tyranthraxus
07/28/23 10:03:06 PM
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CM_Ponch posted...
Red Lantern hate fucks

TFW you can't tell if someone just got red wings or are just a red lantern

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tremain07
07/28/23 10:07:42 PM
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The only things I know about green lantern is their chants are corny as hell, I've heard better chants come from chuuni anime characters and their invocations than a lantern chant and Guy Gardner is a notorious ass hole. The idea of them fucking something they imagined up seems kind of impossible at least from what little understanding I have of their powers they have to have some kind of mental concentration to imagine up the shit they use so that it behaves like they imagine it behaves, sex or rather this weirdly enhanced masturbation was doomed from the start.

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SuperShake666
07/28/23 10:12:43 PM
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Sapphire Corps 100% make fuck toys with their rings. Anyone who says otherwise is deluded.

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