Current Events > Every living species, minus dogs and cats, decide to attack humans on sight

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How long before humanity goes extinct?

Wild dogs don't count as our friends, nor do wild cats. Dey have to be domesticated

Great, can't wait to get rid of mice once and far all, just surround myself in a bunch of glue traps and bucket traps.

We'd still win.

Humans have OP tech.

https://youtu.be/ImYu9dJM4kQ

We're unbeatable.

Humanity goes instinct immediately because humans would start attacking themselves

Ants would make us extinct

Sounds like someone just discovered the ANIMOSITY comic.

https://aftershockcomics.com/collections/animosity

One day, the Animals woke up. They started thinking. They started talking. They started taking revenge.

Now, a dog and his girl are trying to get awayout of New York City, and all the way to San Francisco, to the only person who might be able to protect and save her.

how does dat comic end

This includes plants btw so enjoy getting your ass kicked by a shrub

pretty sure the microbes would obliterate the human race

I can't wait to arm myself with a flamethrower and burn all the bugs.

Do trees and grass count as living species in this scenario? We'd be extra fucked if trees could attack.

Since it's on sight we could live in caves in complete darkness and be ok.

I would Jack Black them like from that King Kong movie

Besides that comic, there was a TV show on CBS several years ago called Zoo that was like this. Animals begin to fight back against humans as part of the planet trying to purge itself of its biggest threat, us

We prob all die from the stuff that make us sick

If you include microbes, our gut bacteria would nuke us.

Forget ants or whatever.

Bugs would fuck us up but we wouldnt go extinct

Hours probably. Maybe a few days if the animals aren't working together.

Notti posted...

If you include microbes, our gut bacteria would nuke us.

Forget ants or whatever.

It's a bit controversial as to whether or not bacteria even fit into a species framework. Like what even is a species of bacteria when they can find random proteins around and be like "this is my DNA now"

Tyranthraxus posted...

It's a bit controversial as to whether or not bacteria even fit into a species framework. Like what even is a species of bacteria when they can find random proteins around and be like "this is my DNA now"

Mitochondria outbreak happens in the 2000s y'all familiar with y2k but this time its a full fledged biological attack.

@dolomedes

Hey there's a show with a premise like this (including dogs and cats) that I can't recall what the title is and stars bella's dad from twilight that ran for 3 seasons before getting canned

Solo_Wing posted...

Hey there's a show with a premise like this (including dogs and cats) that I can't recall what the title is and stars bella's dad from twilight that ran for 3 seasons before getting canned

Zoo, probably