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Smashingpmkns
07/20/23 2:13:36 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/8/0/AAPstsAAErKk.jpg

Now before anyone gets excited (why would you tho tbh) the production has been experiencing a shit ton of issues

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refmon
07/20/23 2:14:06 PM
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I hope its written like Borderlands 3

wouldnt that be fun

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Murphiroth
07/20/23 2:15:10 PM
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The casting for this is so strange.

Kevin Hart as Roland is super weird, Cate Blanchett is great but feels off for Lilith.

Jack Black Claptrap might be OK.

No chance this thing is good though.
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bluezero
07/20/23 2:15:40 PM
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Borderlands The Movie: The Game

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Darkinsanity1
07/20/23 2:15:49 PM
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Jesus, it's probably been done for awhile right? Why the hell do they work off such ridiculous release windows.


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A_Good_Boy
07/20/23 2:17:44 PM
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Murphiroth posted...
Kevin Hart as Roland is super weird
What in the literal fuck?

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Murphiroth
07/20/23 2:18:23 PM
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A_Good_Boy posted...
What in the literal fuck?

Yeaaaah it doesn't make sense.

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DrizztLink
07/20/23 2:18:42 PM
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I thought you were fucking with us but that's the actual cast.

Jesus.

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Smashingpmkns
07/20/23 2:19:25 PM
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Darkinsanity1 posted...
Jesus, it's probably been done for awhile right? Why the hell do they work off such ridiculous release windows.
They've been doing reshoots without Eli Roth for a few months now. Like a lot of reshoots apparently.

Also I think Kevin Hart as Roland kinda sets the tone for the whole movie. Not in a good way.

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Darkinsanity1
07/20/23 2:21:28 PM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
They've been doing reshoots without Eli Roth for a few months now. Like a lot of reshoots apparently.

Also I think Kevin Hart as Roland kinda sets the tone for the whole movie. Not in a good way.
I guess lol. Weren't we hearing about this movie being made already shortly after BL3 released in fall of 2019?

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Kradek
07/20/23 2:21:41 PM
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Murphiroth posted...
The casting for this is so strange.

Kevin Hart as Roland is super weird, Cate Blanchett is great but feels off for Lilith.

Jack Black Claptrap might be OK.

No chance this thing is good though.

Yeah, Roland is a tall, buff black guy. Kevin Hart...only meets one of those criteria. And all of them (for the core characters) are super young, which Blanchett (who I respect), is clearly not. Same with Tannis (fun fact I only recently learned, the same voice actor does Lilith and Tannis).

PFFT I JUST SAW HAMMERLOCK, I bet they don't even make him gay, either.

They should have gotten The Rock to play Brick, that'd be decent (though it looks like neither he nor Mordecai are even in the movie)

The only ones in the cast that feel like they'll actually do the role justice will be Claptrap, Krieg and Marcus.

And the greatest affront of all? No Tiny Tina

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Murphiroth
07/20/23 2:23:12 PM
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Florian Munteanu is Krieg apparently and he's at least got the right size for that.

Shame they didn't match sizes for Roland lmao.

Also curious how Krieg and Tina fit in because it makes it sound like a mashup of the first two games.
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Kradek
07/20/23 2:24:43 PM
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Murphiroth posted...
Florian Munteanu is Krieg apparently and he's at least got the right size for that.

Shame they didn't match sizes for Roland lmao.

Also curious how Krieg and Tina fit in because it makes it sound like a mashup of the first two games.

I'm looking at the character list for the movie and Tina's not even listed, unless it's Hayley Bennett as "Actress"


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Smashingpmkns
07/20/23 2:25:34 PM
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Darkinsanity1 posted...
I guess lol. Weren't we hearing about this movie being made already shortly after BL3 released in fall of 2019?
Yeah it's pretty much been in development the entire time and plagued with a bunch of issues. It has like 8+ writers attached to it now due to rewrites and Craig Mazin completely took his name off the project.

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A_Good_Boy
07/20/23 2:26:15 PM
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Kradek posted...
They should have gotten The Rock to play Brick, that'd be decent (though it looks like neither he nor Mordecai are even in the movie)
What?

Kradek posted...
And the greatest affront of all? No Tiny Tina
WHAT!?!

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Murphiroth
07/20/23 2:27:02 PM
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Kradek posted...
I'm looking at the character list for the movie and Tina's not even listed, unless it's Hayley Bennett as "Actress"

Ariana Greenblatt is Tina.

https://screenrant.com/borderlands-movie-ariana-greenblatt-tiny-tina-tease/
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gatorsPENSbucs
07/20/23 2:27:15 PM
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Never played or cared about the game but with Kevin Hart and Jack Black I dont know how I could say no to this.

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DrizztLink
07/20/23 2:27:18 PM
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Kradek posted...
They should have gotten The Rock to play Brick, that'd be decent (though it looks like neither he nor Mordecai are even in the movie)
That's certainly one possible takeaway from seeing Kevin Hart getting shoveled into a movie.

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Smashingpmkns
07/20/23 2:27:26 PM
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I genuinely have a hard time believing that Tiny Tina isn't in it in some form. Has to be in a post credits scene at least. Which is super optimistic because that would mean they expect a sequel lol

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Prestoff
07/20/23 2:28:51 PM
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I have a bad feeling about this, but Tales from the Borderlands was Telltale games best by a long mile. If done correctly, it can be a lot of fun.

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A_Good_Boy
07/20/23 2:30:26 PM
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Actually, with the way live action Ed turned out I can't imagine a live action Tiny Tina would be any better.

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Kradek
07/20/23 2:32:55 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
That's certainly one possible takeaway from seeing Kevin Hart getting shoveled into a movie.

I get that because of Jumanji and a few others they've become a "buddy duo", however I explicitly stated the lunacy of Hart playing Roland, so I'd gladly trade Johnson as Brick and remove Hart as Roland (as in adding one character and removing the other). Certainly wasn't going for the cliche lol, I just feel like Johnson has a very fitting build for the "more of a mountain than a man" character that Brick is.

Or maybe that big af Nazi from the new Indiana Jones. That dude was ridiculous in stature.

Murphiroth posted...
Ariana Greenblatt is Tina.

https://screenrant.com/borderlands-movie-ariana-greenblatt-tiny-tina-tease/

That's weird, when you Google "characters in the Borderlands movie", under cast neither the actress nor character of Tina are listed. Everything I see listing her in the movie is from early 2021, it's mid 2023 now and as someone else pointed out, it's had 8 writers, so that trailer may no longer even be relevant. She still is listed in the IMDB, so I don't know if this is a case of Google's default result being ill-informed/incomplete or if IMDB doesn't update their information as quickly or accurately as Google does, whose entire point as a search engine is staying up to date and updating itself with new information.

A_Good_Boy posted...
Actually, with the way live action Ed turned out I can't imagine a live action Tiny Tina would be any better.

Just because live action Bebop sucked at having a hyper-intelligent and eccentric child doesn't mean everybody will suck at it. Ed was not the only thing terrible about that adaptation from what I've heard.

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AloofHermit
07/20/23 2:33:43 PM
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this looks like doo-doo

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AloneIBreak
07/20/23 2:38:33 PM
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Big Borderlands fan, but I don't want a Borderlands movie. Why can't a game just be a game?

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kuwab0
07/20/23 2:44:02 PM
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This is about 10 years late

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Foppe
07/20/23 2:44:40 PM
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https://borderlands.movie/about

Lilith (Blanchett), an infamous outlaw with a mysterious past, reluctantly returns to her home planet of Pandora to find the missing daughter of the universe's most powerful S.O.B., Atlas (Ramirez). Lilith forms an alliance with an unexpected team - Roland (Hart), a former elite mercenary, now desperate for redemption; Tiny Tina (Greenblatt), a feral pre-teen demolitionist; Krieg (Munteanu), Tina's musclebound, rhetorically challenged protector; Tannis (Curtis), the scientist with a tenuous grip on sanity; and Claptrap (Black), a persistently wiseass robot. These unlikely heroes must battle alien monsters and dangerous bandits to find and protect the missing girl, who may hold the key to unimaginable power. The fate of the universe could be in their hands but they'll be fighting for something more: each other.

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Questionmarktarius
07/20/23 2:46:48 PM
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yeah... this is going to be terrible.
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