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eggcorn
07/17/23 9:01:25 PM
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humster

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Zikten
07/17/23 9:01:53 PM
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Interesting
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MorbidFaithless
07/17/23 9:06:19 PM
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That's wild

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viewmaster_pi
07/17/23 9:09:39 PM
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enter the cumster

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specialkid8
07/17/23 9:11:03 PM
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Who in the fuck figured this out?

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Tyranthraxus
07/17/23 9:12:51 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/9/9/AARLwzAAEquv.jpg

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Robot2600
07/17/23 9:27:00 PM
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specialkid8 posted...
Who in the fuck figured this out?

  • "To avoid legal issues with working with pure human embryonic stem cell lines."

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Irony
07/17/23 9:27:51 PM
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Wtf lol

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divot1338
07/17/23 9:29:59 PM
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So we fertilize the embryos in vitro?

*silence*

Yeah. In vitro.

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specialkid8
07/17/23 9:31:10 PM
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Robot2600 posted...
* "To avoid legal issues with working with pure human embryonic stem cell lines."
Who, not why. I need a name.

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thronedfire2
07/17/23 9:33:56 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/1/1/AAMAW6AAEqu7.jpg

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Irony
07/17/23 9:34:17 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/1/1/AAMAW6AAEqu7.jpg
Kanye West

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Shotgunnova
07/17/23 9:34:57 PM
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Humsters of NIMH

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SaikyoStyle
07/17/23 9:36:54 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/1/2/AABM4yAAEqu8.jpg

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Paragon21XX
07/17/23 9:38:07 PM
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Brings a whole new meaning to "your mother was a hamster."

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yunalenne10
07/17/23 9:40:25 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNdbKLIw5rs
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eggcorn
07/17/23 10:22:01 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CBzd8KrKLo

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lilORANG
07/17/23 10:29:46 PM
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This is possible due to the unique promiscuity of a hamster ova, which allows it to fuse with non-hamster sperm.

if they think that promiscuity is unique, they clearly haven't met YO MAMA

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Baha05
07/17/23 10:30:42 PM
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Now we just need Hampture to be completed.

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Jiek_Fafn
07/17/23 10:33:15 PM
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More like a humpster, m I rite?!!

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eggcorn
07/18/23 12:17:58 AM
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lilORANG posted...
This is possible due to the unique promiscuity of a hamster ova, which allows it to fuse with non-hamster sperm.

if they think that promiscuity is unique, they clearly haven't met YO MAMA
GOT EM

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Compsognathus
07/18/23 12:23:25 AM
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Humtaro!
When we work together it's much better!
My best friend
We like sunflower seeds krumph-krumph-krumph
My hum-hums
If she heads for trouble we won't let her!
Humtaro!
Little humsters, big adventures!

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cjsdowg
07/18/23 12:28:48 AM
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They had a communities in New York.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oz_AhAN0s4E&ab_channel=KIAclubJO

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noisetank
07/18/23 12:28:48 AM
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fuck

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cjsdowg
07/18/23 12:29:18 AM
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noisetank posted...
fuck

That isn't how they did it .

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ChocoboMog123
07/18/23 12:30:29 AM
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Ebichu () Voiced by: Kotono Mitsuishi ()
A pet hamster who looks after her owner's house. A faithful and versatile housekeeper. She often lacks tact and plays a practical joke on people. She also often embarrasses her owner, usually getting punished as a result. At night, she becomes her secret alter-ego Ebichuman, who goes around giving people sex advice. People around Ebichu simply call her "rat" (nezumi) and usually don't refer to her by name. Ebichu likes camembert cheese and rum raisin ice cream.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oruchuban_Ebichu

Anime about an erotic masochist hamster who watches her owner have sex. It came out before Hamtaro and the humor holds up.

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CoyoteTheGreat
07/18/23 12:35:00 AM
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How long till the humster is featured on yum or yuck?

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Solar_Crimson
07/18/23 12:35:55 AM
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specialkid8 posted...
Who in the fuck figured this out?


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jumi
07/18/23 12:40:14 AM
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cjsdowg posted...
They had a communities in New York.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oz_AhAN0s4E&ab_channel=KIAclubJO

Hamsters: You can get with this, or you can get with that!
Scientists: *get with this*

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refmon
07/18/23 1:10:28 AM
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specialkid8 posted...
Who in the fuck figured this out?


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bigtiggie23
07/18/23 1:12:51 AM
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They would be great if American Gladiators came back with that Atlasphere event.

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eggcorn
07/18/23 1:42:10 AM
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Compsognathus posted...
Humtaro!
When we work together it's much better!
My best friend
We like sunflower seeds krumph-krumph-krumph
My hum-hums
If she heads for trouble we won't let her!
Humtaro!
Little humsters, big adventures!
beautiful

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DuuuDe14
07/18/23 1:54:16 AM
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I could have gone the rest of my life not knowing that.

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mercurydude
07/18/23 2:05:29 AM
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Hamsters are cannibalistic fiends. I had three when I was a child, a nice and gentle one and two total assholes. The asshole ones cannibalized the nice one and escaped their cage like a week later.

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eggcorn
07/18/23 12:29:26 PM
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mercurydude posted...
Hamsters are cannibalistic fiends. I had three when I was a child, a nice and gentle one and two total assholes. The asshole ones cannibalized the nice one and escaped their cage like a week later.
That's a terrible childhood memory.

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Crimsoness
07/18/23 12:31:50 PM
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Did they just call hamsters sluts?

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