Current Events > Zangulus is WARNED

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Do I hear four?

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Mods probably saw what they did with their last two accounts and realized exactly where things were heading with number three

I think he got the hat trick.

Zangrief too.

Always fun to come back here and see a notification for 100s of new posts in your warned/suspended topic for some other user having completely random and unrelated melties.

fair, next. they have been having super aggressive weird meltdown a lot. seems to think they are smart but clearly are not at all and instead of admitting when they are wrong just have full blown meltdowns while telling every single other person they are actually wrong

CE_gonna_CE posted...

Always fun to come back here and see a notification for 100s of new posts in your warned/suspended topic for some other user having completely random and unrelated melties.

You kind of led him to getting 3 accounts hit. That was an impressive topic, sir.

Bandit_Keith posted...

You kind of led him to getting 3 accounts hit. That was an impressive topic, sir.

He did it to himself, he did. Him and no one else.
https://youtu.be/oIFLtNYI3Ls

https://youtu.be/PBXB0flQWmk

Who will defend Zangulus?

hey zang since you're on your fifth alt or whatever I'm gonna just suggest

-Watch a video on your backlog

-Go outside and do stuff

-Take a walk

-Watch a TV show or movie you've been interested in

really any of these are more productive than making a bunch of alts and corncobbing about an argument you had in a warned/suspended thread on a GameFAQs forum.

Turbam posted...

Who will defend Zangulus?

His alts.

i scrolled back like four pages from the last page of that thread and i still couldnt go back far enough in his meltdown to discern what he was freaking out about

Zangulus ftw

Ruvan22 posted...

Is Zangulus the poster who had a really difficult father that refused treatment and would get sicker and verbally abuse him when he tried to help?

yea
his dad isnt the only person in his immediate family that is abusive to him either

im missing a lot of posts and context ITT b/c he has me blocked on alts im assuming, and i aint gonna air his circumstances here w/o his permission

but

Turbam posted...

Who will defend Zangulus?

me kinda. dude has hated me for years but despite his tendency to get hyper aggressive in a losing argument, hes not a bad dude and has been through some insane shit he doesnt even realize and i really feel bad for him tbh

Zero_Destroyer posted...

corncobbing

I never heard this term before, googled it, and yep.

That's being added to my vocabulary.

Turbam posted...

Who will defend Zangulus?

Zanguli

So this topic just devolved into trolling him

Turbam posted...

Who will defend Zangulus?

zangfroid

who is he anyway? I forget

it came out of nowhere, and continued resolutely in that direction

thronedfire2 posted...

who is he anyway? I forget

the only accoutn of his i remember is zangsbeard both because he had a really sad thread about his dad passing away but also because he was constantly very aggressive about very small things

ultimate_reaver posted...

i scrolled back like four pages from the last page of that thread and i still couldnt go back far enough in his meltdown to discern what he was freaking out about

To me, it looked like he misread a post and then doubled down on his take when that was pointed out.

Of course, "no one ever really knows with these things"...

brestugo posted...

To me, it looked like he misread a post and then doubled down on his take when that was pointed out.

Of course, "no one ever really knows with these things"...

probably. it just went on so long and was so incredibly petulant that i lost interest in scrolling back to the origin lol

I saw that. In the thread he got locked because he wouldn't stop sealioning, he claimed that he didn't get heated in an argument he had over goatse, even though I was the person he was arguing with, and he straight-up just started insulting me after I used logic to explain why a news report wouldn't include words like "stretching" or "goatse" as acceptable lol.

At least now I know from both those threads that's just who they are.

Kradek posted...

I saw that. In the thread he got locked because he wouldn't stop sealioning, he claimed that he didn't get heated in an argument he had over goatse, even though I was the person he was arguing with, and he straight-up just started insulting me after I used logic to explain why a news report wouldn't include words like "stretching" or "goatse" as acceptable lol.

At least now I know from both those threads that's just who they are.

oh was he one of the ones arguing over the semantics of what a goatse is a week or so ago?

ultimate_reaver posted...

probably. it just went on so long and was so incredibly petulant that i lost interest in scrolling back to the origin lol

Understandable. He was going around in circles, curlicues, and loop de loops

thronedfire2 posted...

oh was he one of the ones arguing over the semantics of what a goatse is a week or so ago?

Yeah, that was something else.

ultimate_reaver posted...

probably. it just went on so long and was so incredibly petulant that i lost interest in scrolling back to the origin lol

That's what happened. Specifically it was about that Twitter screenshot about "being censored for conservative views" but then he kept asking for proof of something and IDK what that was about.

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the gape has to measure a specific radius to be considered a true goatse

thronedfire2 posted...

oh was he one of the ones arguing over the semantics of what a goatse is a week or so ago?

Lol yes. He went from "it wasn't goatse because that's not goatse", and when I pointed out that goatse's definition only involves "extreme stretching", he said that if it was goatse the news article would have said so.

I pointed out that the article specifies he exposed his anus, which requires stretching, and that a news article wouldn't logically use the words "extreme stretching" or "goatse", even if the reporter knew what goatse was, and that's when they lost it and started insulting me.

ultimate_reaver posted...

i scrolled back like four pages from the last page of that thread and i still couldnt go back far enough in his meltdown to discern what he was freaking out about

From what I can tell, Heineken made the average "they're not getting censored for conservative beliefs", which everybody who understands the context to that knows means thing like smaller government, less taxes, less regulation, etc., and Zangulus for like 3 posts straight just used the same 2 words without explaining themselves to try and "own" Heine and eventually laid out that their bigotry is modern conservative beliefs (I think, that's what I got from it), and when people keep repeatedly pointing out how the people using that trope weren't right-wingers and were sarcastically commenting on that meme (which was even posted within that thread as a graphic), they refused to listen to reason or conclude that they jumped to the wrong conclusion about posters, and then went on this weirdly hostile defense mode where they kept accusing others of being hostile towards them with thinly-veiled hostility on their own part.

They were very clearly just sealioning because many people kept trying to reasonably respond to him and he just shot back with the same unjustified arrogant victim complex he maintained the entire time.

in my time hat tricks were a dime and dozen, league gettin soft

Like a TotK shrine

Kradek posted...

Lol yes. He went from "it wasn't goatse because that's not goatse", and when I pointed out that goatse's definition only involves "extreme stretching", he said that if it was goatse the news article would have said so.

I pointed out that the article specifies he exposed his anus, which requires stretching, and that a news article wouldn't logically use the words "extreme stretching" or "goatse", even if the reporter knew what goatse was, and that's when they lost it and started insulting me.

From what I can tell, Heineken made the average "they're not getting censored for conservative beliefs", which everybody who understands the context to that knows means thing like smaller government, less taxes, less regulation, etc., and Zangulus for like 3 posts straight just used the same 2 words without explaining themselves to try and "own" Heine and eventually laid out that their bigotry is modern conservative beliefs (I think, that's what I got from it), and when people keep repeatedly pointing out how the people using that trope weren't right-wingers and were sarcastically commenting on that meme (which was even posted within that thread as a graphic), they refused to listen to reason or conclude that they jumped to the wrong conclusion about posters, and then went on this weirdly hostile defense mode where they kept accusing others of being hostile towards them with thinly-veiled hostility on their own part.

They were very clearly just sealioning because many people kept trying to reasonably respond to him and he just shot back with the same unjustified arrogant victim complex he maintained the entire time.

oh yeah I remember...the article said he exposed his anus and someone said 'oh so he did a goatse?' and this guy just went crazy saying he didn't. and sure, it probably wasn't a true goatse but we'll never know, now will we? and it doesn't even matter, because some guy showed his asshole to total strangers and we have entire news stories about it instead of just one picture that most people will never know exists. just look at lemonparty, that was an instant ban here just like the unholy trinity was. but 30 rock snuck in multiple jokes about it ~12 years ago

and nowadays you can pay money to see strangers gaping their asshole online instead of being tricked into looking at it. it's not entirely impossible that this guy had a 3 inch wide dildo in his ass previously and really did goatse those poor people

Man what topic was this? I always miss the great meltdowns that lead to suspension's.

Tora_Sami posted...

Man what topic was this? I always miss the great meltdowns that lead to suspension's.

It wasn't really interesting. The NightingaleMD meltdown which caused this one as collateral damage was much more interesting.

He's totally calm and unbothered by this, of course.

ArsGoetia posted...

yea
his dad isnt the only person in his immediate family that is abusive to him either

im missing a lot of posts and context ITT b/c he has me blocked on alts im assuming, and i aint gonna air his circumstances here w/o his permission

but

me kinda. dude has hated me for years but despite his tendency to get hyper aggressive in a losing argument, hes not a bad dude and has been through some insane shit he doesnt even realize and i really feel bad for him tbh

This does give off the impression that he genuinely is kind of taking anger out here, and knowing that I prob won't contribute anymore since he def is in a shitty situation

Kradek posted...

From what I can tell, Heineken made the average "they're not getting censored for conservative beliefs", which everybody who understands the context to that knows means thing like smaller government, less taxes, less regulation, etc., and Zangulus for like 3 posts straight just used the same 2 words without explaining themselves to try and "own" Heine and eventually laid out that their bigotry is modern conservative beliefs (I think, that's what I got from it), and when people keep repeatedly pointing out how the people using that trope weren't right-wingers and were sarcastically commenting on that meme (which was even posted within that thread as a graphic), they refused to listen to reason or conclude that they jumped to the wrong conclusion about posters, and then went on this weirdly hostile defense mode where they kept accusing others of being hostile towards them with thinly-veiled hostility on their own part.

They were very clearly just sealioning because many people kept trying to reasonably respond to him and he just shot back with the same unjustified arrogant victim complex he maintained the entire time.

Yeah. Shit was weird. Came back to see the topic closed and a shit ton of posts like... what happened here. lol

I learned a word from this topic

Lizards posted...

I learned a word from this topic

Was it goatse?