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GeraldDarko
07/15/23 12:44:10 PM
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C/D: people that call any sport "sportsball" are weiners


Your fantasy, sci-fi, and anime aren't superior to sports.

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Dakimakura
07/15/23 12:45:05 PM
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What if my fantasy is football?

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C_Pain
07/15/23 12:45:14 PM
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I don't really hear it that often, and when it is used it's usually ironic. It doesn't offend me regardless, but I also don't care for sports.

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FolkenRawr
07/15/23 12:45:24 PM
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I say sportsball occasionally semi ironically. I don't watch sports with any sort of regularity, but I can watch and follow all the major ones, at least in the US.

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AloneIBreak
07/15/23 12:45:25 PM
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Its corny and unoriginal but I dont care.

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The_Korey
07/15/23 12:49:40 PM
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Am part of some niche minority that doesn't use the term in a kondescending manner? It's just a silly way to umbrella multiple sports. Has the same energy as answering an Either Or question with "yes".

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ArsGoetia
07/15/23 12:50:05 PM
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GeraldDarko posted...
Your fantasy, sci-fi, and anime aren't superior to sports.

yea they are
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GeraldDarko
07/15/23 12:53:08 PM
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ArsGoetia posted...
yea they are
How so?

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CE_gonna_CE
07/15/23 12:54:33 PM
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Sounds like TC might enjoy sportsball a bit too much

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GeraldDarko
07/15/23 12:58:52 PM
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CE_gonna_CE posted...
Sounds like TC might enjoy sportsball a bit too much
Never watch them. Not my thing.

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ArsGoetia
07/15/23 1:00:14 PM
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GeraldDarko posted...
How so?

fantasy scifi and anime got magic and lazers and tiddies
until sportsball comes up with idk a competitive naked lazertag league where the commentators dress like wizards, it is objectively inferior
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kurdt032
07/15/23 1:01:04 PM
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Can confirm. Glad this seems to be universally true.

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Ratchetrockon
07/15/23 1:04:13 PM
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I think some just forget that you can do sports betting to achieve a stronger emotional response watching sports than anime/fantasy

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xlr_big-coop
07/15/23 1:12:21 PM
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Yes, it's cringe

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GeraldDarko
07/15/23 1:12:25 PM
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ArsGoetia posted...
fantasy scifi and anime got magic and lazers and tiddies
until sportsball comes up with idk a competitive naked lazertag league where the commentators dress like wizards, it is objectively inferior
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/8/3/AAeowgAAEqSX.jpg

Ratchetrockon posted...
I think some just forget that you can do sports betting to achieve a stronger emotional response watching sports than anime/fantasy
Even beyond betting, it's real drama, especially championship games. You're watching the culmination of years of dedication- real dreams being realized or crushed.

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PMarth2002
07/15/23 1:13:57 PM
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GeraldDarko posted...
Your fantasy, sci-fi, and anime aren't superior to sports.

I don't use sportsball, but yeah they are.

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ArsGoetia
07/15/23 1:15:58 PM
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GeraldDarko posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/8/3/AAeowgAAEqSX.jpg


my dude wearing spongebob jammie jams and not some stupid sportsball onesie bc he knows whats up
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GeraldDarko
07/15/23 1:16:57 PM
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PMarth2002 posted...
I don't use sportsball, but yeah they are.
For you, maybe, not objectively.

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kurdt032
07/15/23 1:17:25 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/8/7/AACUcnAAEqSb.jpg

Anime will always be superior to your 'sportsball!!'

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TheAnthraxBunny
07/15/23 1:18:59 PM
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Yes, but only because the joke is really worn out.

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Ratchetrockon
07/15/23 1:30:19 PM
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GeraldDarko posted...
Even beyond betting, it's real drama, especially championship games. You're watching the culmination of years of dedication- real dreams being realized or crushed.

Well said

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Vicious_Dios
07/15/23 1:32:41 PM
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Sci-fi > Fantasy > Sports > Anime

Actually Sports > Fantasy at times, but all of them shit on anime.

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Smackems
07/15/23 1:34:26 PM
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I am a weiner

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CoyoteTheGreat
07/15/23 1:34:55 PM
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CE_gonna_CE posted...
Sounds like TC might enjoy sportsball a bit too much


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uwnim
07/15/23 1:36:15 PM
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Sports anime>real sports

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ArsGoetia
07/15/23 1:37:26 PM
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uwnim posted...
Sports anime>real sports

Well said
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FolkenRawr
07/15/23 1:38:57 PM
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Ratchetrockon posted...
I think some just forget that you can do sports betting to achieve a stronger emotional response watching sports than anime/fantasy

Joining a fantasy football league made it SO much more exciting, and really motivated me to actually learn the game, beyond the basics.
Wasn't even about the money, as it was like a $10 buy in. Just made it fun.

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GeraldDarko
07/15/23 1:43:25 PM
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CoyoteTheGreat posted...
Sounds like TC might enjoy sportsball a bit too much


GeraldDarko posted...
Never watch them. Not my thing.


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Jagr_68
07/15/23 1:45:39 PM
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Sportsball sportsball sportsball

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GeraldDarko
07/15/23 2:05:25 PM
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How so?

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FL81
07/15/23 2:11:41 PM
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ArsGoetia posted...
yea they are
/topic

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GeraldDarko
07/15/23 2:13:10 PM
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FL81 posted...
/topic

GeraldDarko posted...
How so?


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evilpresident
07/15/23 2:15:23 PM
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Whoo, sports ball!!!

Do the thing, score the points, win the game!

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PMarth2002
07/15/23 2:55:50 PM
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GeraldDarko posted...
For you, maybe, not objectively.

That applies to you too.

tbh, I almost posted that word for word.

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YellowSUV
07/15/23 2:56:38 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fraSdN-PG8

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Hayame_Zero
07/15/23 2:57:46 PM
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Yeah, I don't even watch sports, but the "do the goal, get the points!" jokes are cringey.

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eggcorn
07/15/23 2:58:34 PM
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CE_gonna_CE posted...
Sounds like TC might enjoy sportsball a bit too much


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Torgo
07/15/23 3:00:30 PM
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GeraldDarko posted...
Your fantasy, sci-fi, and anime aren't superior to sports.

For supposedly masculine tough guy jocks, you sure are sensitive about your adults playing children's outdoor games...

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GeraldDarko
07/15/23 3:05:21 PM
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PMarth2002 posted...
That applies to you too.

tbh, I almost posted that word for word.

Of course, I agree.

Torgo posted...
For supposedly masculine tough guy jocks, you sure are sensitive about your adults playing children's outdoor games...
I'm not a tough guy, I'm a short, uncoordinated goon, and I don't watch sports. Maybe 1 person could actually explain why sports are inferior.

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StormSignal
07/15/23 3:09:12 PM
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it's so funny. "dad rock" is too

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MabusIncarnate
07/15/23 3:09:20 PM
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Playing sports takes a lifetime of pain and dedication, being an anime fan takes a lifetime of virginity.

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GeraldDarko
07/15/23 3:11:09 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Playing sports takes a lifetime of pain and dedication, being an anime fan takes a lifetime of virginity.
Were talking about spectating, not playing. Writing and animation take dedication.

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Calwings
07/15/23 3:13:42 PM
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The_Korey posted...
Am part of some niche minority that doesn't use the term in a kondescending manner? It's just a silly way to umbrella multiple sports. Has the same energy as answering an Either Or question with "yes".

This. I love sports (a lot of different ones too) but I sometimes use the term sportsball in a silly/joking way like that too.

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eggcorn
07/15/23 3:16:35 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Playing sports takes a lifetime of pain and dedication, being an anime fan takes a lifetime of virginity.
when you were busy watching sportsball, I was studying the blade.

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ArsGoetia
07/15/23 3:31:57 PM
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GeraldDarko posted...
Maybe 1 person could actually explain why sports are inferior.


i did
sportsball aint got magic lazer tiddies
its got sweaty jockstraps and shitty beer
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GeraldDarko
07/15/23 3:38:00 PM
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ArsGoetia posted...
i did
sportsball aint got magic lazer tiddies
its got sweaty jockstraps and shitty beer
https://i.imgur.com/POefRPu.mp4

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ArsGoetia
07/15/23 3:38:47 PM
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GeraldDarko posted...
https://i.imgur.com/POefRPu.mp4

i will accept your lack of counterargument as admittance of defeat
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