Poll of the Day > My neighbor tried to reward me with a bj for finding her iPhone

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McSame_as_Bush 07/12/23 5:02:44 PM #1:	I know this is going to sound fake. I swear it's not. On Monday I found an iPhone in my cul-de-sac. I sat in my car for a few minutes waiting to see if someone would come out. When no one did, I decided I was going to bring it to the local police station. While I was driving, a woman called the phone. It was her phone. Turns out she lives three houses down. I had seen her in passing (late 40s, overweight, has a small dog), but had never really talked to her, and didn't know her name until the call. I turned around and drove back and pulled into her driveway. She was standing out front in a bikini and shorts and was extremely grateful. She invited me in and we were talking for a few minutes about blah blah. Then she asked if there was anything she could do thank me. Me: "Maybe like 80 cents for gas? Nah I'm just kidding, you're good." Her: "Do you have a girlfriend?" Me: "No" Her: "Then how about a blowjob?" ... Me: "I'm going to pass" Very direct. Like it was a transaction. She's not a sex worker though. She's actually a teacher lol. It was like a porno except she wasn't attractive, and I don't have a 10 inch dick, and I wasn't interested in a stranger's mouth. --- not a lot, just forever <cite>McSame_as_Bush posted [p:974796840] in My neighbo... [t:80506820]...</cite> <quote>I know this is going to sound fake. I swear it's not.On Monday I found an iPhone in my cul-de-sac. I sat in my car for a few minutes waiting to see if someone would come out. When no one did, I decided I was going to bring it to the local police station. While I was driving, a woman called the phone. It was her phone. Turns out she lives three houses down. I had seen her in passing (late 40s, overweight, has a small dog), but had never really talked to her, and didn't know her name until the call. I turned around and drove back and pulled into her driveway. She was standing out front in a bikini and shorts and was extremely grateful. She invited me in and we were talking for a few minutes about blah blah. Then she asked if there was anything she could do thank me.Me: "Maybe like 80 cents for gas? Nah I'm just kidding, you're good."Her: "Do you have a girlfriend?"Me: "No"Her: "Then how about a blowjob?"...Me: "I'm going to pass"Very direct. Like it was a transaction. She's not a sex worker though. She's actually a teacher lol.It was like a porno except she wasn't attractive, and I don't have a 10 inch dick, and I wasn't interested in a stranger's mouth.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
agesboy 07/12/23 5:05:58 PM #2:	well, kind of her to offer at least, as long as you're both adults --- http://i.imgur.com/LabbRyN.jpg raytan and Kana are on opposite ends of the Awesome Spectrum. <cite>agesboy posted [p:974796919] in My neighbo... [t:80506820]...</cite> <quote>well, kind of her to offer at least, as long as you're both adults</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
chelsea___wtf 07/12/23 6:06:48 PM #3:	next time give me the phone to return to her --- creature-based <cite>chelsea___wtf posted [p:974798268] in My neighbo... [t:80506820]...</cite> <quote>next time give me the phone to return to her</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlackScythe0 07/12/23 6:16:57 PM #4:	chelsea___wtf posted... next time give me the phone to return to her <cite>BlackScythe0 posted [p:974798464] in My neighbo... [t:80506820]...</cite> <quote>chelsea___wtf posted... </cite><quote>next time give me the phone to return to her</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
keyblader1985 07/12/23 6:21:46 PM #5:	I've returned many lost phones in my time. Not gonna lie.. I'm feeling unappreciated --- Official King of PotD You only need one T-Rex to make the point, though. ~ Samus Sedai <cite>keyblader1985 posted [p:974798568] in My neighbo... [t:80506820]...</cite> <quote>I've returned many lost phones in my time. Not gonna lie.. I'm feeling unappreciated</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
potdnewb 07/12/23 6:23:07 PM #6:	McSame_as_Bush posted... I know this is going to sound fake. I swear it's not. instant red flag regarding the authenticity of this story <cite>potdnewb posted [p:974798597] in My neighbo... [t:80506820]...</cite> <quote>McSame_as_Bush posted... </cite><quote>I know this is going to sound fake. I swear it's not.</quote>instant red flag regarding the authenticity of this story</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Entity13 07/12/23 6:28:54 PM #7:	I saw the topic title and immediately said, "This happened," in as dry and sarcastic tone as I could. I didn't even get halfway through the opening paragraph. My BS-o-meter has flared up. Good day to you. --- http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb179/EntityXIII/entityfn7.jpg <cite>Entity13 posted [p:974798735] in My neighbo... [t:80506820]...</cite> <quote>I saw the topic title and immediately said, "This happened," in as dry and sarcastic tone as I could. I didn't even get halfway through the opening paragraph. My BS-o-meter has flared up. Good day to you.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
agesboy 07/12/23 6:52:42 PM #8:	i could absolutely see this happening in my hometown so i'm inclined to believe --- http://i.imgur.com/LabbRyN.jpg raytan and Kana are on opposite ends of the Awesome Spectrum. <cite>agesboy posted [p:974799288] in My neighbo... [t:80506820]...</cite> <quote>i could absolutely see this happening in my hometown so i'm inclined to believe</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
deoxxys 07/12/23 6:58:12 PM #9:	I would have jumped at this opportunity considering all the easy sex I turn down when I was in my late teens/early twenties. I once had the hottest Asian girl ever offer me a blowjob for my subway sandwich and I should have accepted --- twylite sprinkle http://tinyurl.com/jeqyas3 https://tinyurl.com/mgvx7h2 <cite>deoxxys posted [p:974799419] in My neighbo... [t:80506820]...</cite> <quote>I would have jumped at this opportunity considering all the easy sex I turn down when I was in my late teens/early twenties. I once had the hottest Asian girl ever offer me a blowjob for my subway sandwich and I should have accepted</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
McSame_as_Bush 07/12/23 7:16:31 PM #10:	Entity13 posted... I saw the topic title and immediately said, "This happened," in as dry and sarcastic tone as I could. I didn't even get halfway through the opening paragraph. My BS-o-meter has flared up. Good day to you. Because nobody ever finds lost phones? --- not a lot, just forever <cite>McSame_as_Bush posted [p:974799791] in My neighbo... [t:80506820]...</cite> <quote>Entity13 posted...</cite><quote>I saw the topic title and immediately said, "This happened," in as dry and sarcastic tone as I could. I didn't even get halfway through the opening paragraph. My BS-o-meter has flared up. Good day to you.</quote>Because nobody ever finds lost phones?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VampireCoyote 07/12/23 7:56:54 PM #11:	Several of my coworkers are hot af and real laid back real laid back --- She/her <cite>VampireCoyote posted [p:974800721] in My neighbo... [t:80506820]...</cite> <quote>Several of my coworkers are hot afand real laid backreal laid back</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Azn_Psycho 07/13/23 9:01:48 AM #12:	I can see this happening yet don't --- Blah, blah, blah, and blah. <cite>Azn_Psycho posted [p:974809686] in My neighbo... [t:80506820]...</cite> <quote>I can see this happening yet don't </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Entity13 07/13/23 12:27:01 PM #13:	McSame_as_Bush posted... Because nobody ever finds lost phones? Try again. --- http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb179/EntityXIII/entityfn7.jpg <cite>Entity13 posted [p:974813249] in My neighbo... [t:80506820]...</cite> <quote>McSame_as_Bush posted... </cite><quote>Because nobody ever finds lost phones?</quote>Try again.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SinisterSlay 07/13/23 12:34:47 PM #14:	I feel like a bj requires a level of trust a random stranger cannot provide --- He who stumbles around in darkness with a stick is blind. But he who... sticks out in darkness... is... fluorescent! - Brother Silence Lose 50 experience <cite>SinisterSlay posted [p:974813425] in My neighbo... [t:80506820]...</cite> <quote>I feel like a bj requires a level of trust a random stranger cannot provide</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Entity13 07/13/23 12:46:09 PM #15:	^ I would say lacking trust would suck, but... --- http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb179/EntityXIII/entityfn7.jpg <cite>Entity13 posted [p:974813653] in My neighbo... [t:80506820]...</cite> <quote>^ I would say lacking trust would suck, but...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SilentSeph 07/13/23 1:13:31 PM #16:	iBone --- Delicious and vicious, while maliciously nutritious. <cite>SilentSeph posted [p:974814203] in My neighbo... [t:80506820]...</cite> <quote>iBone</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PK_Spam 07/13/23 3:20:34 PM #17:	Sex with randoms is super overrated. And its always the ones you dont want, that propose this shit --- "You're not a good person, you'll never be one, you'll never even convince anyone to mistakenly believe you to be one." -HCE to me <cite>PK_Spam posted [p:974816718] in My neighbo... [t:80506820]...</cite> <quote>Sex with randoms is super overrated. And its always the ones you dont want, that propose this shit</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pirate_of_FAQs 07/13/23 5:05:32 PM #18:	Arr, matey! Ye be sharin' quite the peculiar tale, indeed. 'Tis a strange encounter ye had with yer neighbor, offerin' ye a reward of the oral kind for findin' her iPhone. Avast! 'Tis not a typical situation, especially considerin' she bein' a teacher. Methinks ye made the wise choice to decline such an offer, for ye be not interested in a stranger's mouth. Sometimes life throws ye a curveball, but ye navigated the situation with dignity and respect. Keep sailin' the seas of normalcy, me hearty, and may ye find more ordinary adventures on yer horizon! <cite>Pirate_of_FAQs posted [p:974818754] in My neighbo... [t:80506820]...</cite> <quote>Arr, matey! Ye be sharin' quite the peculiar tale, indeed. 'Tis a strange encounter ye had with yer neighbor, offerin' ye a reward of the oral kind for findin' her iPhone. Avast! 'Tis not a typical situation, especially considerin' she bein' a teacher. Methinks ye made the wise choice to decline such an offer, for ye be not interested in a stranger's mouth. Sometimes life throws ye a curveball, but ye navigated the situation with dignity and respect. Keep sailin' the seas of normalcy, me hearty, and may ye find more ordinary adventures on yer horizon!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
keyblader1985 07/13/23 5:06:36 PM #19:	The fuck --- Official King of PotD You only need one T-Rex to make the point, though. ~ Samus Sedai <cite>keyblader1985 posted [p:974818778] in My neighbo... [t:80506820]...</cite> <quote>The fuck</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SilentSeph 07/13/23 5:56:27 PM #20:	PK_Spam posted... Sex with randoms is super overrated. And its always the ones you dont want, that propose this shit But what if you found Suraj Sharma's phone? /s --- Delicious and vicious, while maliciously nutritious. <cite>SilentSeph posted [p:974819743] in My neighbo... [t:80506820]...</cite> <quote>PK_Spam posted... </cite><quote>Sex with randoms is super overrated. And its always the ones you dont want, that propose this shit</quote>But what if you found Suraj Sharma's phone? /s</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
chelsea___wtf 07/13/23 8:19:00 PM #21:	Pirate_of_FAQs posted... Arr, matey! Ye be sharin' quite the peculiar tale, indeed. 'Tis a strange encounter ye had with yer neighbor, offerin' ye a reward of the oral kind for findin' her iPhone. Avast! 'Tis not a typical situation, especially considerin' she bein' a teacher. Methinks ye made the wise choice to decline such an offer, for ye be not interested in a stranger's mouth. Sometimes life throws ye a curveball, but ye navigated the situation with dignity and respect. Keep sailin' the seas of normalcy, me hearty, and may ye find more ordinary adventures on yer horizon! whos your favorite captain to steal stuff from --- creature-based <cite>chelsea___wtf posted [p:974822448] in My neighbo... [t:80506820]...</cite> <quote>Pirate_of_FAQs posted... </cite><quote>Arr, matey! Ye be sharin' quite the peculiar tale, indeed. 'Tis a strange encounter ye had with yer neighbor, offerin' ye a reward of the oral kind for findin' her iPhone. Avast! 'Tis not a typical situation, especially considerin' she bein' a teacher. Methinks ye made the wise choice to decline such an offer, for ye be not interested in a stranger's mouth. Sometimes life throws ye a curveball, but ye navigated the situation with dignity and respect. Keep sailin' the seas of normalcy, me hearty, and may ye find more ordinary adventures on yer horizon!</quote>whos your favorite captain to steal stuff from</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pirate_of_FAQs 07/13/23 9:57:38 PM #22:	chelsea___wtf posted... whos your favorite captain to steal stuff from Arr, matey! As a pirate, I must confess I be havin' no favorites when it comes to captains to plunder from. Be it the swashbucklin' Blackbeard, the cunning Captain Kidd, or the legendary Captain Jack Sparrow, any captain with a ship full o' treasure be fair game for us scallywags of the sea! We be takin' from the rich and keepin' for ourselves, sailin' under the black flag with no allegiance to any particular captain. So beware, me hearties, for any captain sailin' the high seas be riskin' a visit from me crew and me, for we be always on the lookout for a grand opportunity to snatch some precious loot! <cite>Pirate_of_FAQs posted [p:974824300] in My neighbo... [t:80506820]...</cite> <quote>chelsea___wtf posted... </cite><quote>whos your favorite captain to steal stuff from</quote>Arr, matey! As a pirate, I must confess I be havin' no favorites when it comes to captains to plunder from. Be it the swashbucklin' Blackbeard, the cunning Captain Kidd, or the legendary Captain Jack Sparrow, any captain with a ship full o' treasure be fair game for us scallywags of the sea! We be takin' from the rich and keepin' for ourselves, sailin' under the black flag with no allegiance to any particular captain. So beware, me hearties, for any captain sailin' the high seas be riskin' a visit from me crew and me, for we be always on the lookout for a grand opportunity to snatch some precious loot!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PK_Spam 07/14/23 10:18:52 AM #24:	SilentSeph posted... But what if you found Suraj Sharma's phone? /s Thats okay, because thats my future husband --- "You're not a good person, you'll never be one, you'll never even convince anyone to mistakenly believe you to be one." -HCE to me <cite>PK_Spam posted [p:974831954] in My neighbo... [t:80506820]...</cite> <quote>SilentSeph posted... </cite><quote>But what if you found Suraj Sharma's phone? /s</quote>Thats okay, because thats my future husband</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pionear 07/14/23 1:09:02 PM #25:	Was She Hot?!? <cite>pionear posted [p:974835090] in My neighbo... [t:80506820]...</cite> <quote>Was She Hot?!?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wwinterj25 07/14/23 2:02:05 PM #26:	chelsea___wtf posted... next time give me the phone to return to her --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj <cite>wwinterj25 posted [p:974836204] in My neighbo... [t:80506820]...</cite> <quote>chelsea___wtf posted... </cite><quote>next time give me the phone to return to her</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CyborgSage00x0 07/14/23 4:06:10 PM #27:	I believe the TC. Seen him post for years, I'd be out of character for this to be fake. shrug --- PotD's resident Film Expert. <cite>CyborgSage00x0 posted [p:974838694] in My neighbo... [t:80506820]...</cite> <quote>I believe the TC. Seen him post for years, I'd be out of character for this to be fake. shrug</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
chelsea___wtf 07/16/23 4:18:08 PM #28:	Pirate_of_FAQs posted... Arr, matey! As a pirate, I must confess I be havin' no favorites when it comes to captains to plunder from. Be it the swashbucklin' Blackbeard, the cunning Captain Kidd, or the legendary Captain Jack Sparrow, any captain with a ship full o' treasure be fair game for us scallywags of the sea! We be takin' from the rich and keepin' for ourselves, sailin' under the black flag with no allegiance to any particular captain. So beware, me hearties, for any captain sailin' the high seas be riskin' a visit from me crew and me, for we be always on the lookout for a grand opportunity to snatch some precious loot! Does your crew ever steal from your own booty --- creature-based <cite>chelsea___wtf posted [p:974877235] in My neighbo... [t:80506820]...</cite> <quote>Pirate_of_FAQs posted... </cite><quote>Arr, matey! As a pirate, I must confess I be havin' no favorites when it comes to captains to plunder from. Be it the swashbucklin' Blackbeard, the cunning Captain Kidd, or the legendary Captain Jack Sparrow, any captain with a ship full o' treasure be fair game for us scallywags of the sea! We be takin' from the rich and keepin' for ourselves, sailin' under the black flag with no allegiance to any particular captain. So beware, me hearties, for any captain sailin' the high seas be riskin' a visit from me crew and me, for we be always on the lookout for a grand opportunity to snatch some precious loot!</quote>Does your crew ever steal from your own booty</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Krazy_Kirby 07/16/23 5:10:39 PM #29:	this happened. --- Snowflakes of today: "sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will ALWAYS hurt me." <cite>Krazy_Kirby posted [p:974878138] in My neighbo... [t:80506820]...</cite> <quote>this happened.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ExtremeLuchador 07/16/23 8:47:50 PM #30:	I believe it. I was once offered something if I went out and bought them cigarettes. I had a girlfriend at the time and I refused. --- "It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said. "I took 100 naps and we were still in the air." <cite>ExtremeLuchador posted [p:974882035] in My neighbo... [t:80506820]...</cite> <quote>I believe it. I was once offered something if I went out and bought them cigarettes. I had a girlfriend at the time and I refused.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pirate_of_FAQs 07/16/23 9:47:31 PM #31:	chelsea___wtf posted... Does your crew ever steal from your own booty If they do they be walking the plank yar! <cite>Pirate_of_FAQs posted [p:974882995] in My neighbo... [t:80506820]...</cite> <quote>chelsea___wtf posted... </cite><quote>Does your crew ever steal from your own booty</quote>If they do they be walking the plank yar!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dedbus 07/16/23 10:14:10 PM #32:	late 40s, overweight, has a small dog), but had never really talked to her, and didn't know her name until the call. I turned around and drove back and pulled into her driveway. She was standing out front in a bikini and shorts and was extremely grateful If true this has all the red flags of a really stellar bj. <cite>dedbus posted [p:974883464] in My neighbo... [t:80506820]...</cite> <quote><quote>late 40s, overweight, has a small dog), but had never really talked to her, and didn't know her name until the call. I turned around and drove back and pulled into her driveway. She was standing out front in a bikini and shorts and was extremely grateful</quote>If true this has all the red flags of a really stellar bj. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muscles 07/16/23 11:35:48 PM #33:	Krazy_Kirby posted... this happened. I actually believe it given that she's late 40s and overweight now is he said she was 18 and hot then yeah, not believable --- Muscles Chicago Bears \| Chicago Blackhawks \| Chicago Bulls \| Chicago Cubs \| NIU Huskies <cite>Muscles posted [p:974884745] in My neighbo... [t:80506820]...</cite> <quote>Krazy_Kirby posted... </cite><quote>this happened.</quote>I actually believe it given that she's late 40s and overweight now is he said she was 18 and hot then yeah, not believable</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zareth 07/17/23 12:50:29 AM #34:	potdnewb posted... instant red flag regarding the authenticity of this story Nah it would be a red flag if he accepted it and it happened --- What would Bligh do? <cite>Zareth posted [p:974885804] in My neighbo... [t:80506820]...</cite> <quote>potdnewb posted... </cite><quote>instant red flag regarding the authenticity of this story</quote>Nah it would be a red flag if he accepted it and it happened</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HornedLion 07/17/23 1:12:23 AM #35:	SinisterSlay posted... I feel like a bj requires a level of trust a random stranger cannot provide Chunky chicks will put their mouths on anything. --- I'll destroy you in Street Fighter, For Honor, COD, and hungry hungry hippos. <cite>HornedLion posted [p:974886081] in My neighbo... [t:80506820]...</cite> <quote>SinisterSlay posted... </cite><quote>I feel like a bj requires a level of trust a random stranger cannot provide</quote>Chunky chicks will put their mouths on anything.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Revelation34 07/17/23 2:56:46 AM #36:	Zareth posted... Nah it would be a red flag if he accepted it and it happened How is that a red flag? --- Gamertag: Kegfarms, BF code: 2033480226, Treasure Cruise code 318,374,355, Steam: Kegfarms, Switch: SW-1900-5502-7912 <cite>Revelation34 posted [p:974887257] in My neighbo... [t:80506820]...</cite> <quote>Zareth posted...</cite><quote>Nah it would be a red flag if he accepted it and it happened</quote>How is that a red flag?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Berating 07/17/23 4:02:24 AM #37:	there will be a day in your near future where you will regret this decision --- "...so i'm like, i HAVE to be off the hook, but they laughed at my story and THEN he beat the piss out of me" <cite>Berating posted [p:974887721] in My neighbo... [t:80506820]...</cite> <quote>there will be a day in your near future where you will regret this decision</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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