Current Events > "I propose a literal dick measuring contest" -Elon Musk

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Imit8m3 07/10/23 4:49:44 PM #1:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/2/9/AAZgIXAAEpZR.jpg --- I got asthma bruh. I can't be chasing these hoes. <cite>Imit8m3 posted [p:974750405] in "I pr... [t:80504853]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/2/9/AAZgIXAAEpZR.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Korey 07/10/23 4:52:50 PM #2:	I refuse to believe this is real. --- https://i.imgur.com/PpxZDof.png \| https://i.imgur.com/xMGLcGE.png https://i.imgur.com/nsBw6Sy.png \| https://imgtc.com/i/sBYBaew.png <cite>The_Korey posted [p:974750461] in "I pr... [t:80504853]...</cite> <quote>I refuse to believe this is real.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
s0nicfan 07/10/23 4:53:55 PM #3:	Elon's mom will stop that one from happening too. --- "History Is Much Like An Endless Waltz. The Three Beats Of War, Peace And Revolution Continue On Forever." - Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz <cite>s0nicfan posted [p:974750486] in "I pr... [t:80504853]...</cite> <quote>Elon's mom will stop that one from happening too.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CableZL 07/10/23 4:54:49 PM #4:	The_Korey posted... I refuse to believe this is real. It's real. https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1678222776908275712 --- https://i.imgtc.com/d9Fc4Qq.gif https://i.imgtc.com/BKHTxYq.gif https://i.imgtc.com/vYYIuDx.jpg <cite>CableZL posted [p:974750505] in "I pr... [t:80504853]...</cite> <quote>The_Korey posted... </cite><quote>I refuse to believe this is real.</quote>It's real. https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1678222776908275712</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
boomgetchopped3 07/10/23 4:55:31 PM #5:	s0nicfan posted... Elon's mom will stop that one from happening too. lmao <cite>boomgetchopped3 posted [p:974750514] in "I pr... [t:80504853]...</cite> <quote>s0nicfan posted... </cite><quote>Elon's mom will stop that one from happening too.</quote>lmao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_X_Dawg 07/10/23 4:55:58 PM #6:	Elon Musk has really shown how much mental illness exists in the world. <cite>The_X_Dawg posted [p:974750522] in "I pr... [t:80504853]...</cite> <quote>Elon Musk has really shown how much mental illness exists in the world.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ShaneMcComez 07/10/23 4:56:59 PM #7:	This is what happens when a billionaire forgets to take his medication. <cite>ShaneMcComez posted [p:974750552] in "I pr... [t:80504853]...</cite> <quote>This is what happens when a billionaire forgets to take his medication.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GeraldDarko 07/10/23 4:57:16 PM #8:	Do it. Zuck can point out that size doesn't matter, since Elon is clearly on the receiving end. --- Carpe petat <cite>GeraldDarko posted [p:974750559] in "I pr... [t:80504853]...</cite> <quote>Do it.Zuck can point out that size doesn't matter, since Elon is clearly on the receiving end.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterpug53 07/10/23 4:57:26 PM #9:	s0nicfan posted... Elon's mom will stop that one from happening too. Or she'll whip out the tape measure herself. "Who's my big boy?" --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read https://imgur.com/1WshTZu - by DB_Insider https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - by Wii_Shaker <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:974750562] in "I pr... [t:80504853]...</cite> <quote>s0nicfan posted... </cite><quote>Elon's mom will stop that one from happening too.</quote>Or she'll whip out the tape measure herself. "Who's my big boy?"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
chaos_knight 07/10/23 4:57:30 PM #10:	Can we have a company outside goddamn America own a major social media website for once? Just to avoid asshole billionaires like Elon Musk from buying it. --- Seattle Seahawks Super Bowl XLVIII Champions <cite>chaos_knight posted [p:974750565] in "I pr... [t:80504853]...</cite> <quote>Can we have a company outside goddamn America own a major social media website for once? Just to avoid asshole billionaires like Elon Musk from buying it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CableZL 07/10/23 4:58:08 PM #11:	chaos_knight posted... Can we have a company outside goddamn America own a major social media website for once? Just to avoid asshole billionaires like Elon Musk from buying it. Saudia Arabia owns a large share of Twitter because Elon didn't have that much cash to buy it. --- https://i.imgtc.com/d9Fc4Qq.gif https://i.imgtc.com/BKHTxYq.gif https://i.imgtc.com/vYYIuDx.jpg <cite>CableZL posted [p:974750575] in "I pr... [t:80504853]...</cite> <quote>chaos_knight posted... </cite><quote>Can we have a company outside goddamn America own a major social media website for once? Just to avoid asshole billionaires like Elon Musk from buying it.</quote>Saudia Arabia owns a large share of Twitter because Elon didn't have that much cash to buy it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DKBananaSlamma 07/10/23 4:58:16 PM #12:	I love this timeline so much. This shit is great! --- Neon >_> <cite>DKBananaSlamma posted [p:974750578] in "I pr... [t:80504853]...</cite> <quote>I love this timeline so much. This shit is great!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Korey 07/10/23 4:59:36 PM #13:	CableZL posted... It's real. https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1678222776908275712 How do I summon the isekai train? I swear I not a weeb, but I really don't wanna be hear, man. --- https://i.imgur.com/PpxZDof.png \| https://i.imgur.com/xMGLcGE.png https://i.imgur.com/nsBw6Sy.png \| https://imgtc.com/i/sBYBaew.png <cite>The_Korey posted [p:974750595] in "I pr... [t:80504853]...</cite> <quote>CableZL posted... </cite><quote>It's real. https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1678222776908275712</quote>How do I summon the isekai train? I swear I not a weeb, but I really don't wanna be hear, man.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
creativerealms 07/10/23 4:59:46 PM #14:	At 6'2 Musk is the bigger dick then the 5'7 Zuck. So he wins the dick measuring contest. --- "Intelligence has no place in Politics" Londo, (Babylon Five) Save Star trek prodigy <cite>creativerealms posted [p:974750598] in "I pr... [t:80504853]...</cite> <quote>At 6'2 Musk is the bigger dick then the 5'7 Zuck. So he wins the dick measuring contest.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kradek 07/10/23 5:01:16 PM #15:	chaos_knight posted... Can we have a company outside goddamn America own a major social media website for once? Just to avoid asshole billionaires like Elon Musk from buying it. We have that with TikTok. Republicans are currently trying to ban it nationwide and have banned it in Montana (I think). The_Korey posted... How do I summon the isekai train? I swear I not a weeb, but I really don't wanna be hear, man. stepping in front of a truck seems to sometimes work* Warning, results may vary. --- My metal band, Ivory King, has 2 songs out now - allmylinks.com/ivorykingtx (all of our links there so you can choose which one you'd prefer to use) <cite>Kradek posted [p:974750628] in "I pr... [t:80504853]...</cite> <quote>chaos_knight posted... </cite><quote>Can we have a company outside goddamn America own a major social media website for once? Just to avoid asshole billionaires like Elon Musk from buying it.</quote>We have that with TikTok.Republicans are currently trying to ban it nationwide and have banned it in Montana (I think).The_Korey posted... </cite><quote>How do I summon the isekai train? I swear I not a weeb, but I really don't wanna be hear, man.</quote>stepping in front of a truck seems to sometimes work*Warning, results may vary.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZevLoveDOOM 07/10/23 5:02:33 PM #16:	i mean... its Elon we're talking about. i wouldnt doubt this is real. lol <cite>ZevLoveDOOM posted [p:974750646] in "I pr... [t:80504853]...</cite> <quote>i mean... its Elon we're talking about.i wouldnt doubt this is real. lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DKBananaSlamma 07/10/23 5:07:05 PM #17:	Trump trying to ban Tiktok was the only good thing he did. Tiktok is a cancer --- Neon >_> <cite>DKBananaSlamma posted [p:974750744] in "I pr... [t:80504853]...</cite> <quote>Trump trying to ban Tiktok was the only good thing he did. Tiktok is a cancer </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
creativerealms 07/10/23 5:08:19 PM #18:	DKBananaSlamma posted... Trump trying to ban Tiktok was the only good thing he did. Tiktok is a cancer Yeah but Trump and other Republicans reasons for wanting it banned are the wrong reasons. --- "Intelligence has no place in Politics" Londo, (Babylon Five) Save Star trek prodigy <cite>creativerealms posted [p:974750774] in "I pr... [t:80504853]...</cite> <quote>DKBananaSlamma posted... </cite><quote>Trump trying to ban Tiktok was the only good thing he did. Tiktok is a cancer</quote>Yeah but Trump and other Republicans reasons for wanting it banned are the wrong reasons.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DKBananaSlamma 07/10/23 5:09:44 PM #19:	ZevLoveDOOM posted... i mean... its Elon we're talking about. i wouldnt doubt this is real. lol I hope Elon and Zuck post actual pics of their dicks with rulers next to it on twitter for everyone to see. That would be amazing >_> --- Neon >_> <cite>DKBananaSlamma posted [p:974750804] in "I pr... [t:80504853]...</cite> <quote>ZevLoveDOOM posted... </cite><quote>i mean... its Elon we're talking about.i wouldnt doubt this is real. lol</quote>I hope Elon and Zuck post actual pics of their dicks with rulers next to it on twitter for everyone to see. That would be amazing >_></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GeraldDarko 07/10/23 5:10:03 PM #20:	creativerealms posted... At 6'2 Musk is the bigger dick then the 5'7 Zuck. So he wins the dick measuring contest. I doubt height has much to do with dick size. --- Carpe petat <cite>GeraldDarko posted [p:974750813] in "I pr... [t:80504853]...</cite> <quote>creativerealms posted... </cite><quote>At 6'2 Musk is the bigger dick then the 5'7 Zuck. So he wins the dick measuring contest.</quote>I doubt height has much to do with dick size.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kradek 07/10/23 5:11:03 PM #21:	GeraldDarko posted... I doubt height has much to do with dick size. His joke is that they themselves are dicks. --- My metal band, Ivory King, has 2 songs out now - allmylinks.com/ivorykingtx (all of our links there so you can choose which one you'd prefer to use) <cite>Kradek posted [p:974750826] in "I pr... [t:80504853]...</cite> <quote>GeraldDarko posted... </cite><quote>I doubt height has much to do with dick size.</quote>His joke is that they themselves are dicks.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GeraldDarko 07/10/23 5:11:24 PM #22:	Kradek posted... His joke is that they themselves are dicks. Oh, I'm a quick one lol --- Carpe petat <cite>GeraldDarko posted [p:974750830] in "I pr... [t:80504853]...</cite> <quote>Kradek posted... </cite><quote>His joke is that they themselves are dicks.</quote>Oh, I'm a quick one lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 07/10/23 5:11:51 PM #23:	They'll need to use the centimeter side --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:974750838] in "I pr... [t:80504853]...</cite> <quote>They'll need to use the centimeter side </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NoxObscuras 07/10/23 5:13:53 PM #24:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/5/0/AAQgjdAAEpZm.jpg --- PSN - NoxObscuras Z490 \| i9-10900K \| EVGA 3080 FTW3 Ultra \| 32GB DDR4 3600 \| 4TB SSD <cite>NoxObscuras posted [p:974750882] in "I pr... [t:80504853]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/5/0/AAQgjdAAEpZm.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnholyMudcrab 07/10/23 5:16:34 PM #25:	If Musk whips it out on the keyboard, it goes all the way from A to Z --- http://i.imgur.com/VeNBg.gif http://i.imgur.com/gd5jC8q.gif http://i.imgur.com/PKIy7.gif http://i.imgur.com/3p29JqP.gif <cite>UnholyMudcrab posted [p:974750936] in "I pr... [t:80504853]...</cite> <quote>If Musk whips it out on the keyboard, it goes all the way from A to Z</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kradek 07/10/23 5:20:21 PM #26:	GeraldDarko posted... Oh, I'm a quick one lol Lol, no worries, I needed a double take myself. NoxObscuras posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/5/0/AAQgjdAAEpZm.jpg Lmao UnholyMudcrab posted... If Musk whips it out on the keyboard, it goes all the way from A to Z Lol nicely done --- My metal band, Ivory King, has 2 songs out now - allmylinks.com/ivorykingtx (all of our links there so you can choose which one you'd prefer to use) <cite>Kradek posted [p:974750999] in "I pr... [t:80504853]...</cite> <quote>GeraldDarko posted... </cite><quote>Oh, I'm a quick one lol</quote>Lol, no worries, I needed a double take myself.NoxObscuras posted... </cite><quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/5/0/AAQgjdAAEpZm.jpg</quote>LmaoUnholyMudcrab posted... </cite><quote>If Musk whips it out on the keyboard, it goes all the way from A to Z</quote>Lol nicely done</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZevLoveDOOM 07/10/23 5:22:08 PM #27:	DKBananaSlamma posted... I hope Elon and Zuck post actual pics of their dicks with rulers next to it on twitter for everyone to see. That would be amazing >_> on one hand, i dont need to look at their small peepees. on the other, fuck it! if they wanna make fools out of themselves, then let them do it! lol <cite>ZevLoveDOOM posted [p:974751034] in "I pr... [t:80504853]...</cite> <quote>DKBananaSlamma posted... </cite><quote>I hope Elon and Zuck post actual pics of their dicks with rulers next to it on twitter for everyone to see. That would be amazing >_></quote>on one hand, i dont need to look at their small peepees.on the other, fuck it! if they wanna make fools out of themselves, then let them do it! lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Imit8m3 07/10/23 5:23:23 PM #28:	UnholyMudcrab posted... If Musk whips it out on the keyboard, it goes all the way from A to Z https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/6/5/AAZgIXAAEpZ1.jpg --- I got asthma bruh. I can't be chasing these hoes. <cite>Imit8m3 posted [p:974751052] in "I pr... [t:80504853]...</cite> <quote>UnholyMudcrab posted... </cite><quote>If Musk whips it out on the keyboard, it goes all the way from A to Z</quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/6/5/AAZgIXAAEpZ1.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ai123 07/10/23 5:27:49 PM #29:	This is what happens when you're microdosing ket every day. --- They talk about building morale and hope/They're just building bigotry a better rope/One that won't break one you can't even see/One made of paper and policies <cite>ai123 posted [p:974751119] in "I pr... [t:80504853]...</cite> <quote>This is what happens when you're microdosing ket every day.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Copyright2011 07/10/23 5:33:17 PM #30:	Ruler or measuring tape? --- Copyrighting since 2002 <cite>Copyright2011 posted [p:974751204] in "I pr... [t:80504853]...</cite> <quote>Ruler or measuring tape?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Garabandal 07/10/23 5:33:54 PM #31:	We should sent Elon Musk down an Oceangate sub --- Side? I am on nobody's side, because nobody is on my side. <cite>Garabandal posted [p:974751213] in "I pr... [t:80504853]...</cite> <quote>We should sent Elon Musk down an Oceangate sub</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 07/10/23 5:35:24 PM #32:	People actually mad about this huh --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. <cite>Smackems posted [p:974751237] in "I pr... [t:80504853]...</cite> <quote>People actually mad about this huh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ai123 07/10/23 5:40:47 PM #33:	Smackems posted... People actually mad about this huh They'll never be as mad as Musk seems to be about a lot of things. --- They talk about building morale and hope/They're just building bigotry a better rope/One that won't break one you can't even see/One made of paper and policies <cite>ai123 posted [p:974751329] in "I pr... [t:80504853]...</cite> <quote>Smackems posted... </cite><quote>People actually mad about this huh</quote>They'll never be as mad as Musk seems to be about a lot of things. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cheetaluv 07/10/23 5:41:47 PM #34:	Smackems posted... People actually mad about this huh Musk acts like CE, so of course they would be mad. --- Having an opinion is a declaration of war <cite>Cheetaluv posted [p:974751350] in "I pr... [t:80504853]...</cite> <quote>Smackems posted... </cite><quote>People actually mad about this huh</quote>Musk acts like CE, so of course they would be mad.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 07/10/23 5:44:48 PM #35:	Smackems posted... People actually mad about this huh My billionaire has a longer penis than your billionaire!!!! --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:974751409] in "I pr... [t:80504853]...</cite> <quote>Smackems posted... </cite><quote>People actually mad about this huh</quote>My billionaire has a longer penis than your billionaire!!!!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kradek 07/10/23 5:46:38 PM #36:	Smackems posted... People actually mad about this huh People actually running defense for this huh --- My metal band, Ivory King, has 2 songs out now - allmylinks.com/ivorykingtx (all of our links there so you can choose which one you'd prefer to use) <cite>Kradek posted [p:974751439] in "I pr... [t:80504853]...</cite> <quote>Smackems posted... </cite><quote>People actually mad about this huh</quote>People actually running defense for this huh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
McMarbles 07/10/23 5:46:43 PM #37:	Man whose entire life reeks of trying to compensate for something proposes dick-measuring contest. Please proceed. --- Currently playing: Stardew Valley (Switch) Never befriend a man in sandals and always measure twice, cut once. <cite>McMarbles posted [p:974751442] in "I pr... [t:80504853]...</cite> <quote>Man whose entire life reeks of trying to compensate for something proposes dick-measuring contest.Please proceed.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DKBananaSlamma 07/10/23 5:49:38 PM #38:	Smackems posted... People actually mad about this huh I dont get it either. I wanna see this shit go down. It'll be fucking great entertainment lol --- Neon >_> <cite>DKBananaSlamma posted [p:974751496] in "I pr... [t:80504853]...</cite> <quote>Smackems posted... </cite><quote>People actually mad about this huh</quote>I dont get it either. I wanna see this shit go down. It'll be fucking great entertainment lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mybbqrules 07/10/23 6:15:42 PM #39:	McMarbles posted... Man whose entire life reeks of trying to compensate for something proposes dick-measuring contest. Please proceed. Lol, this. Awaiting the inevitable "I WAS IN THE POOOOOL!" justification. --- Currently playing: Megaman Collection 1 and 2 <cite>mybbqrules posted [p:974751995] in "I pr... [t:80504853]...</cite> <quote>McMarbles posted... </cite><quote>Man whose entire life reeks of trying to compensate for something proposes dick-measuring contest.Please proceed.</quote>Lol, this.Awaiting the inevitable "I WAS IN THE POOOOOL!" justification.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Imit8m3 07/10/23 6:17:31 PM #40:	There was shrinkage! --- I got asthma bruh. I can't be chasing these hoes. <cite>Imit8m3 posted [p:974752032] in "I pr... [t:80504853]...</cite> <quote>There was shrinkage!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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