Current Events > I had a sex dream last night but I fell asleep in it

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probably the most embarrassing way I've ever managed to not get laid in my own dreams

Inception

Otta'boy... don't be easy! Make em work for it!

Lol I had a dream a couple nights ago where I was involved in some kind of kissing party. My wife was there, her ex boyfriend ends up kissing her and it's like super sloppy and I refused to kiss her after that.
I ended up drone striking his house and then it turned into a version of "most dangerous game" where we were hunting each other in the woods. I eventually got the drop on him and mowed him down.
I woke up laughing at that whole turn of events.

Disappointing to women even in your own dreams.

Just kidding, that's unfortunate and sounds like a disappointing dream.

I once fell asleep while getting a blowjob, that was embarassing as hell...

Kradek posted...

Disappointing to women even in your own dreams.

Just kidding, that's unfortunate and sounds like a disappointing dream.

I hardly ever have sex dreams but when I do I always wake up before the good part

also they're almost never about girls I know but this one was about a girl I know but haven't seen in like 10 years

I lost my virtue to a succubus.

Sound's great, right? Wrong.

She was the second one I encountered in my dreams. The first one was a master demoness who climbed onto my back and whispered sweet everythings into my ear about how much fun we were going to have.

Only...I woke up. I screamed "NO!" when I realized what happened and woke my grandmother.

A month later, the second one appeared and I could tell she was a novice. She appeared randomly in a school setting dream and asked for a quickie.

I didn't even feel any euphoria - all I felt was a feeling of weight on top of me and it was over in less than a minute. She only wanted my virtue to fill some kind of checklist.

My life sucks...