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07/06/23 2:29:27 PM
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Were_Wyrm
07/06/23 2:30:48 PM
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dude

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Dakimakura
07/06/23 2:33:07 PM
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dud

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TomClark
07/06/23 2:33:08 PM
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dude

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Gobstoppers12
07/06/23 2:33:38 PM
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Nah.

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McMarbles
07/06/23 2:45:07 PM
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And you can modernize it by just changing Peter Pan to Dipper.

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mercurydude
07/06/23 2:57:08 PM
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duuuuuuuuuuude...

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PoopPotato
07/06/23 2:58:34 PM
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McMarbles posted...
And you can modernize it by just changing Peter Pan to Dipper.
That's even better.

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07/09/23 4:06:06 AM
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McMarbles posted...
And you can modernize it by just changing Peter Pan to Dipper.
? As in big dipper? New genitalia slang?
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mach25687
07/09/23 4:08:23 AM
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I mean you saw Hook right?

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Tyranthraxus
07/09/23 4:11:59 AM
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dude

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07/12/23 6:46:38 AM
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mach25687 posted...
I mean you saw Hook right?
Yes and I'm worried what you mean by that
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indica
07/12/23 6:48:31 AM
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What's pink and has seven small holes in it?

Snow White's hymen

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07/14/23 12:44:55 PM
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indica posted...
What's pink and has seven small holes in it?

Snow White's hymen
Mother of Troy

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Jagr_68
07/14/23 12:50:14 PM
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dude
ude
dude
edud

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Prestoff
07/14/23 12:56:43 PM
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lol

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Memorial_Bench
07/14/23 1:08:07 PM
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? As in big dipper? New genitalia slang?

Gravity Falls

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WingsOfGood
07/14/23 1:09:46 PM
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the answer is Wendy's as in the fast food restaurant right?
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Kradek
07/14/23 1:15:19 PM
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This is old to me, whatever shock value it once had is long gone.

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HannibalBarca3
07/14/23 1:22:26 PM
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dood

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07/16/23 11:29:42 PM
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Kradek posted...
This is old to me, whatever shock value it once had is long gone.
Damn you must be desensitized
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Kradek
07/16/23 11:30:43 PM
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Revisited posted...
Damn you must be desensitized

A consequence of being on the Interwebs too long.

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07/16/23 11:48:31 PM
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Lol people always say that about the internet for some reason, like the longer you are on the internet the more desensitized you become or something
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Kradek
07/16/23 11:55:22 PM
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Lol people always say that about the internet for some reason, like the longer you are on the internet the more desensitized you become or something

More like the longer you've been on it the higher the chance you've seen the worst parts of it before the Internet cleaned up. I used to post on 4chan's /b/ so I've seen a lot of "gore porn" and something called "The Pain Olympics" in my freshman year of high school. And before someone brings it up, yes, I know the "Olympics" were fake, everyone always says this, doesn't change the fact that I "saw" a man hack his testicles into mush with a tiny hatchet and a dude "saw off his dick" with a rusty knife when I was 14.

And not only was it not just violent stuff on 4chan, there was also terms like "wincest", "Rule 34" (with artwork), and a lot of pedophile jokes/speak that I guess desensitized me.

Before 4chan the most risque website I went to online was NewGrounds, which had a ton of hentai.

That's what I mean when I say I've been on it too long.

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HairyQueen
07/16/23 11:56:17 PM
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I remember being 12 and laughing at things like that

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VeggetaX
07/17/23 12:14:05 AM
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Those are just basic dad jokes ain't they?

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Kradek
07/17/23 12:47:53 AM
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VeggetaX posted...
Those are just basic dad jokes ain't they?

Dad jokes don't usually involve pedophilia, which Wendy was if she was Pan's "favorite place to eat out"

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Priere
07/17/23 12:51:24 AM
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More like Peter Pedo.

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HairyQueen
07/17/23 1:13:23 AM
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Kradek posted...
Dad jokes don't usually involve pedophilia, which Wendy was if she was Pan's "favorite place to eat out"
Weren't they both tweens?

EDIT: I just checked. Peter was anywhere from 13-16. Wendy was 12-13.

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Kradek
07/17/23 1:21:23 AM
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HairyQueen posted...
Weren't they both tweens?

EDIT: I just checked. Peter was anywhere from 13-16. Wendy was 12-13.

It's hard to tell, I'm seeing a lot of conflicting numbers. Ultimately, he never ages, so while he may be stagnant around 15 in appearance, he could be hundreds of years old depending on when he stopped aging.

Though, I guess I'll concede to just using their ages and point out it's still a joke about underage sex with a girl who may not even be a teenager yet.

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HairyQueen
07/17/23 3:11:28 AM
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Kradek posted...
It's hard to tell, I'm seeing a lot of conflicting numbers. Ultimately, he never ages, so while he may be stagnant around 15 in appearance, he could be hundreds of years old depending on when he stopped aging.

Though, I guess I'll concede to just using their ages and point out it's still a joke about underage sex with a girl who may not even be a teenager yet.
I didn't even think that was supposed to be the point. Just seems like a stupid pun. Plus if both people involved are underage (and Peter clearly never even ages mentally) then I don't see how this is edgy but whatev.

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indica
07/17/23 3:30:35 AM
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wow, someone actually reported my Snow White joke? Damn this is a sensitive lot, and no love for Bob Saget... ( -_-)

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Kradek
07/17/23 6:18:39 AM
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HairyQueen posted...
I didn't even think that was supposed to be the point. Just seems like a stupid pun. Plus if both people involved are underage (and Peter clearly never even ages mentally) then I don't see how this is edgy but whatev.

That's clearly the point of the joke, however I think the deeper analysis is why TC made this thread.

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BurmesePenguin
07/17/23 6:28:53 AM
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This is disgusting.

Eating at Wendy's!

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TimeForAction
07/17/23 6:37:26 AM
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Ive never heard the joke before but it took me 0.25 seconds to figure it out
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DKBananaSlamma
07/17/23 6:39:59 AM
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lmao

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ZevLoveDOOM
07/17/23 6:41:16 AM
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ugh...
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Kim_Seong-a
07/17/23 6:43:28 AM
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indica posted...
Bob Saget...

Tbf the vast majority of Sagat's non-Full House content is wayyyyyy beyond the TOS lol


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Imit8m3
07/17/23 7:07:16 AM
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Lame

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St0rmFury
07/17/23 7:23:37 AM
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Were_Wyrm posted...
dude
Sweet.

What's mine say?

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HairyQueen
07/17/23 12:21:03 PM
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Kradek posted...
That's clearly the point of the joke, however I think the deeper analysis is why TC made this thread.
It aint that deep tbh

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divot1338
07/17/23 12:33:32 PM
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indica posted...
wow, someone actually reported my Snow White joke? Damn this is a sensitive lot, and no love for Bob Saget... ( -_-)
I laughed.

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Kradek
07/17/23 2:48:29 PM
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HairyQueen posted...
It aint that deep tbh

Nobody's likening it to the Mariana trench, there is just a way to analyze it on a deeper level, even if that's only 2 ft deeper.

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HairyQueen
07/17/23 3:18:32 PM
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Kradek posted...
Nobody's likening it to the Mariana trench, there is just a way to analyze it on a deeper level, even if that's only 2 ft deeper.
Adorable

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07/20/23 7:55:18 AM
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indica posted...
wow, someone actually reported my Snow White joke? Damn this is a sensitive lot, and no love for Bob Saget... ( -_-)
More like a superstitious cowardly lot
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