Poll of the Day > WWYD? You are casually walking behind somebody and they drop $1million...

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pionear
07/06/23 1:10:40 PM
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Which One?







In a Bag or Briefcase...WWYD? (Poll Question)
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Jen0125
07/06/23 1:34:54 PM
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I keep it
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KJ_StErOiDs
07/06/23 1:37:19 PM
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Id tell them about it but thered be no way Im touching it.

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LinkPizza
07/06/23 2:19:12 PM
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Something fishy is going on Of you have a bag or briefcase with $1 million in it, thats not accidentally dropped in a walk like that

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wwinterj25
07/06/23 2:29:48 PM
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Assume it wasn't meant for me and ignore it. Besides I wouldn't know what's in the bag/briefcase without looking.

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Raze_Razel
07/06/23 2:44:49 PM
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Assuming this hypothetical means, no strings attached like "No Country for Old Men" scenarios.... I'd take it and run.

A $1 million dollars isn't just "money"....it's a restart, it's life with a universal adapter attached.

You're slaving away being a wage-cuck, and notice a suitcase on the ground, you open it up, there's a million dollars, take the money and run, fast... Run to Mexico, or SEA, anywhere were western dollars can stretch far, and live independently wealthy for the rest of your life.

Or decide to stay in the country, and realize a million dollars isn't going to last long, however, you can still use the money to go to college, buy a house and squat in it forever. .....basically this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdfeXqHFmPI

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Metalsonic66
07/06/23 2:58:06 PM
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What form does the million take?

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Lokarin
07/06/23 4:43:36 PM
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Metalsonic66 posted...
What form does the million take?

Pachinko trinkets

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Joelypoely
07/06/23 5:31:50 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
Something fishy is going on Of you have a bag or briefcase with $1 million in it, thats not accidentally dropped in a walk like that


Yep, I'd be sceptical. Probably a hidden camera show or something.

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Nade_Duck
07/06/23 11:45:00 PM
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depends on how much i feel like getting tortured and shot in the head execution style by the mob or a drug cartel that day.

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fishy071
07/07/23 12:04:44 AM
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I would give everything back to them.

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agesboy
07/07/23 12:49:35 AM
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if someone can casually drop a million i have no sympathy

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BlackScythe0
07/07/23 1:01:32 AM
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A million in cash is going to weigh over 20lbs. If you're carrying it in a nice secure case, you're going to notice it if you drop what is going to be like 30lbs all added up.
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Metalsonic66
07/07/23 1:06:50 AM
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Maybe he's pushing a wheelbarrow full of cartoony bags of cash (complete with dollar signs) and hits a bump

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BlackScythe0
07/07/23 1:20:25 AM
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Metalsonic66 posted...
Maybe he's pushing a wheelbarrow full of cartoony bags of cash (complete with dollar signs) and hits a bump
It's in front of him if he's pushing it.
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Metalsonic66
07/07/23 1:22:11 AM
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But the bump distracted him and he didn't notice the bag that dropped

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PMarth2002
07/07/23 4:44:29 AM
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Not touching it. That's a level of money that someone's probaby willing to kill over if it goes missing.

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Darth_CiD
07/07/23 8:46:40 AM
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Raze_Razel posted...
A $1 million dollars isn't just "money"....it's a restart, it's life with a universal adapter attached.

You're slaving away being a wage-cuck, and notice a suitcase on the ground, you open it up, there's a million dollars, take the money and run, fast... Run to Mexico, or SEA, anywhere were western dollars can stretch far, and live independently wealthy for the rest of your life.
Run, until you get pulled over at the border and have to try and explain where you got 1mil cash and why you are trying to flee the country, just to have confiscated.

Raze_Razel posted...
Or decide to stay in the country, and realize a million dollars isn't going to last long, however, you can still use the money to go to college, buy a house and squat in it forever. .....basically this:
Or realise it will last a very long time because you wont be able to do anything big with that amount of cash if you can't provide a receipt of where it came from.

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Millea
07/07/23 12:18:41 PM
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Nade_Duck posted...
depends on how much i feel like getting tortured and shot in the head execution style by the mob or a drug cartel that day.
Yeah

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Vampire_Chicken
07/07/23 4:33:41 PM
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People who are carrying $1m in cash and lose it usually have friends who want it back very, very badly from the person who picked it up.

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PissedOffMonk
07/07/23 6:02:12 PM
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Excuse me, sir. You seem to have dropped your giant canvas bag with a dollar sign imprint.
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darkknight109
07/07/23 6:11:59 PM
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Anyone who is carrying around $1 million in cash is probably someone you would be very wise to keep far away from.

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VideoboysaysCube
07/07/23 6:13:26 PM
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There's no scenario where someone carrying a bag with a million dollars doesn't involve crime, so no, I wouldn't go near it.

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Raze_Razel
07/07/23 6:53:54 PM
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Darth_CiD posted...
Run, until you get pulled over at the border and have to try and explain where you got 1mil cash and why you are trying to flee the country, just to have confiscated.

It's not that hard if it's easy for people to jump boarders on a daily basis. Heck, unless there are money-sniffing dogs scratching between the panels of a rusted out, inconspicuous 90s model sedan...shouldn't be too hard to get to Baja.

Or realise it will last a very long time because you wont be able to do anything big with that amount of cash if you can't provide a receipt of where it came from.

Because lying on your taxes isn't a thing either. And a smart person wouldn't be drawing attention to themselves as well.

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SilentSeph
07/08/23 12:36:00 AM
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Metalsonic66 posted...
Maybe he's pushing a wheelbarrow full of cartoony bags of cash (complete with dollar signs) and hits a bump
And then an anvil falls on his head

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Metalsonic66
07/08/23 2:21:55 AM
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This guy gets it

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GGuirao13
07/08/23 4:55:16 AM
#27:


Try to give it back and only keep it if the person says so.

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Revelation34
07/08/23 6:04:57 AM
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Darth_CiD posted...

Run, until you get pulled over at the border and have to try and explain where you got 1mil cash and why you are trying to flee the country, just to have confiscated.

Or realise it will last a very long time because you wont be able to do anything big with that amount of cash if you can't provide a receipt of where it came from.


Tax fraud. Also all you would need to do with the initial money is buy a good quality safe to keep it in there until you could get it all taxed as income.

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pionear
07/12/23 11:11:11 AM
#29:


Metalsonic66 posted...
What form does the million take?

Eh, $100 US Dollar Bills? Or it could be a Winning Lotto Ticket, ;-)

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