Current Events > France's supposed to be famous for the city of love, why is their porn so gross?

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Noumas
07/01/23 2:41:53 PM
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They're supposed to be famous lovers and yet their porn export is all really violent, disgusting, unerotic, unsexy, and way too much butt stuff, something that seems common in a lot of mainstream euro porn.

They don't deserve that title if their porn is just really unappealing shit. Where's all the lovemaking and romance, I was hoping to be wooed.
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Shishiwakamaru
07/01/23 2:44:32 PM
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Youre looking at French porn, you need to look at Parisian porn

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Noumas
07/03/23 11:28:30 PM
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Is porn set in Paris considered that?
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bigtiggie23
07/03/23 11:35:10 PM
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I have a French porn DVD. It is set at a construction site. One lady gets penetrated by the end of a jackhammer (it wasn't in use).

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Euripides
07/03/23 11:41:00 PM
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Yeah, it's super fake looking people looking completely bored while doing really gross stuff

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Intro2Logic
07/04/23 12:25:18 AM
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Porn and love are separate sides of the venn diagram

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Dark_Arbron
07/04/23 12:30:19 AM
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Euripides posted...
Yeah, it's super fake looking people looking completely bored while doing really gross stuff

Homemade is vastly superior to professional every single time.

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Kradek
07/04/23 12:30:32 AM
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Intro2Logic posted...
Porn and love are separate sides of the venn diagram

What about people who love watching or doing porn?

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ForsakenHermit
07/04/23 12:32:30 AM
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Dark_Arbron posted...
Homemade is vastly superior to professional every single time.
Yeah chemistry is better between real life couples. It's such a turn off when you see that the people in a porno meet each other for the first time.

In any event Czechia is the porn superpower of Europe.

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Noumas
07/05/23 12:55:58 AM
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ForsakenHermit posted...
In any event Czechia is the porn superpower of Europe.
You've noticed that too? What's the deal with all these gorgeous Czech girls like little caprice and Alexis crystal and ornella Morgan and all those Czech porn labels like "Czech casting" and "Czech agent"
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gmanthebest
07/05/23 12:50:36 PM
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Thought it was just the language of love (which is extra hilarious if you've heard native French speakers)

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Noumas
07/08/23 1:48:23 AM
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gmanthebest posted...
Thought it was just the language of love (which is extra hilarious if you've heard native French speakers)
Like that scene in the merovingian in matrix 2?
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Arcanine2009
07/08/23 1:49:52 AM
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Dark_Arbron posted...
Homemade is vastly superior to professional every single time.
I don't know about that. Most often the angles from a random amateur one is pretty shitty.

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indica
07/08/23 2:56:13 AM
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Noumas posted...
You've noticed that too? What's the deal with all these gorgeous Czech girls like little caprice and Alexis crystal and ornella Morgan and all those Czech porn labels like "Czech casting" and "Czech agent"
I think it might be sex trafficking ( -_-)

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Euripides
07/08/23 8:16:50 AM
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indica posted...
I think it might be sex trafficking ( -_-)

Eastern Europe and South America have a lot of that going on. There are dozens of "cam girls" from those countries who basically have a gun to their head just off camera

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Turbam
07/08/23 8:39:31 AM
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Sounds like you just like vanilla stuff

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Dark_Arbron
07/08/23 8:43:07 AM
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Arcanine2009 posted...
I don't know about that. Most often the angles from a random amateur one is pretty shitty.

You only need one angle if its a good one. Meanwhile professional porn is full of too much makeup and annoying overacting.

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