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tremain07
06/25/23 7:45:20 AM
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Not! but the sunlight apparently will give me skin cancer because I'm immunecompromised according to the skin doctor I saw a couple weeks ago, so now I gotta carry an umbrella with me every time I'm going to be outside for a while. Like I knew I was more vulnerable to sicknesses, infections and all that but now the sun is my enemy too? Boo!

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evilpresident
06/25/23 8:19:27 AM
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Have you tried crossing running water yet? How about entering a house without being invited? How do you feel about garlic bread?

But seriously, that sucks. Does it hurt when you step out in the sun?

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kawalimus
06/25/23 8:21:21 AM
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https://youtu.be/Lct6x-XqWrw
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Zikten
06/25/23 8:21:26 AM
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If people toss a bunch of tiny objects, like pebbles, do you feel an urge to stop and count them?

Do you need to sleep on soil from where you were born?

Are you able to enter someone's home without getting invited in?
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tremain07
06/25/23 8:24:47 AM
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evilpresident posted...
Have you tried crossing running water yet? How about entering a house without being invited? How do you feel about garlic bread?

But seriously, that sucks. Does it hurt when you step out in the sun?
Yes, Yes, Bleh and it doesn't hurt anything but my eyes.

Zikten posted...
If people toss a bunch of tiny objects, like pebbles, do you feel an urge to stop and count them?

Do you need to sleep on soil from where you were born?

Are you able to enter someone's home without getting invited in?
I've never heard of the first thing before and nah the soil I was born on was somewhere I don't remember

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JaiCSC
06/25/23 8:30:48 AM
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kawalimus posted...
https://youtu.be/Lct6x-XqWrw

Always hilarious.

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Zikten
06/25/23 8:32:08 AM
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The counting thing is from eastern Europe I think. Their vampires are supposed to have OCD. It's said that if one is chasing you, you can escape by distracting them with stuff to count while you run off
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tremain07
06/25/23 8:34:48 AM
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Zikten posted...
The counting thing is from eastern Europe I think. Their vampires are supposed to have OCD. It's said that if one is chasing you, you can escape by distracting them with stuff to count while you run off
That sounds kinda weird

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McMarbles
06/25/23 9:01:26 AM
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Is your name Trevor?

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DementedDurian
06/25/23 9:37:33 AM
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Well, I'm a succubus.

That's more of an energy vampire, but a vampire nonetheless...

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El_Marsh
06/25/23 9:41:11 AM
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https://youtu.be/BlHWq7w2Buc

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Fluttershy
06/25/23 9:43:19 AM
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Bleh

bleh or blehhh?

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Thermador446
06/25/23 10:26:11 AM
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Bright lights and the sun seem to affect me more than the average person.
When I drink alcohol and see a camera flash, it will give me burn-in for the rest of the night.

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mercurydude
06/25/23 11:05:14 AM
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This is a big time masquerade violation, TC.

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R1masher
06/25/23 11:07:00 AM
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Sucks to be you

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