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UnfairRepresent
06/24/23 9:20:28 PM
#1:


Damage report



That character is now furious at you and desperately trying to kill you with intense hatred.

The only thing standing in their way is Sgt Byrd from the classic PS1 video game hit Spyro 3: Year of The Dragon who is actively trying to protect you with his shoulder mounted rocket launchers.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/5/4/AAZiH8AAEmWW.png

How do you react?
What do you do?

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Turbam
06/24/23 9:22:50 PM
#2:


Mario beats his ass and then beats mine

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Very_Snappy
06/24/23 9:29:43 PM
#3:


Robin Hood puts 5 arrows in me before I even know whats happening.

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gatorsPENSbucs
06/24/23 9:31:54 PM
#4:


Batman. He wont kill me, Im good.

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Dakimakura
06/24/23 9:32:18 PM
#5:


I happily accept my fate

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/6/3/AAe_4aAAEmWf.jpg

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UnfairRepresent
06/24/23 9:39:52 PM
#7:


gatorsPENSbucs posted...
Batman. He wont kill me, Im good.
Didn't he shove a guy into a box and then put him into orbit?

There are fates worse than death

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Srk700
06/24/23 9:43:42 PM
#8:


Samus

Welp, me and Byrd had a good run
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Xatrion
06/24/23 9:44:28 PM
#9:


Thought of Kaladin Stormblessed. Level of zero to ten? Majorly fucked.

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bigtiggie23
06/24/23 9:47:27 PM
#10:


Crocodile Dundee

He would know a way to turn the bird against me and I'd be doubly screwed.

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Solar_Crimson
06/24/23 9:48:37 PM
#11:


Pyra from Xenoblade 2.

I'm beyond dead.

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Nukazie
06/24/23 10:03:13 PM
#13:


p3 protag

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Bass
06/24/23 10:08:57 PM
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Samus would destroy me before I even knew she wanted to kill me.

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IfGodCouldDie
06/24/23 10:10:32 PM
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I'm pretty sure I can take Ellie from The Last of Us 1.

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A_Good_Boy
06/24/23 10:11:05 PM
#16:


Thought of Contessa and once again I'm fucked.

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SamsungGearS2
06/24/23 10:20:52 PM
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Walter White.

Well, if this were to happen right now, he's dead, so in theory, i should have nothing to worry about, but if he were still alive, it would be a matter of an old-school western draw, i guess.

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UnfairRepresent
06/24/23 10:34:04 PM
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SamsungGearS2 posted...
Walter White.

Well, if this were to happen right now, he's dead, so in theory, i should have nothing to worry about, but if he were still alive, it would be a matter of an old-school western draw, i guess.
Has Walter won a straight fight in his entire life?

Byrd would blow him to bits.

Wouldn't even need a barrel

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Priere
06/24/23 10:38:23 PM
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No chance
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/1/9/AAFOjXAAEmXX.jpg

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RetsuZaiZen
06/24/23 10:39:47 PM
#20:


I don't even want to imagine what an angry Dante looks like.

He's always so chill.

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YugiNoob
06/24/23 10:43:36 PM
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Oh that poor penguin-looking bastard. And me I guess. Morrigan would fling him into next week with her stabby tentacle things or just vaporize the island, assuming Im still on Oahu when this occurs :<

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Jennywentnorth8
06/24/23 10:44:24 PM
#22:


KOS-MOS wipes me and mr penguin off the earth
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uwnim
06/24/23 10:45:40 PM
#23:


Rand al'Thor? He's full of hate? I'm fucked. Balefire gg.

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itcheyness
06/24/23 10:48:23 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/4/9/AAN_ZGAAEmX1.jpg
Uh-oh...

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evil_cricket
06/24/23 10:59:20 PM
#25:


Queen Rhaenys Targaryen... I'm screwed. Even if I somehow got a lucky shot at her, there's no escaping her dragon.

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KnightofShikari
06/24/23 11:09:06 PM
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i think i could take sayako from girlfriends 4 ever in a fight, though i'd try seduction to see if i can appease her that way

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domranguay
06/24/23 11:36:38 PM
#27:


Hibiki Tachibana

Considering how well actual tanks did vs Hibiki, I don't think Sgt Byrd is gonna help.

Maybe I'll survive if I can say the word "friend" before I get punched?
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YellowSUV
06/24/23 11:43:12 PM
#28:


Leeroy Jenkins

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/8/7/AAA4VzAAEmYb.jpg

This is a guy who charges in with no regard. He would totally ignore the rocket penguin while focusing on me. I think the penguin would get him before Leeroy gets to me.


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jumi
06/25/23 12:42:18 AM
#29:


Lestat de Lioncourt.

We are fucked.

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UnfairRepresent
06/25/23 8:36:45 AM
#30:


I like how half this topic is female anime names I've never heard of XD

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ANort175
06/25/23 8:39:31 AM
#31:


Liara
Time to embrace eternity

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UnfairRepresent
06/25/23 11:59:23 AM
#32:


ANort175 posted...
Liara
Time to embrace eternity
Isn't that what she says when you fuck her O_o

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DeathVelvien
06/25/23 12:00:16 PM
#33:


Fraux just incinerates me on the spot

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UnfairRepresent
06/27/23 12:02:47 PM
#34:


Looks like most of CE is ded

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JlM
06/27/23 12:14:34 PM
#35:


Very_Snappy posted...
Aloy puts 5 arrows in me before I even know whats happening.


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