Current Events > Let's fucking gooooo! Musk and Zuckerberg want to fight in a cage match

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DKBananaSlamma
06/23/23 5:43:47 PM
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https://www.cnbc.com/2023/06/22/musk-picks-vegas-for-zuckerberg-cage-match-challenge.html

Forget Boogie vs WingsOfRedemption, this is the real shit!

Whoever loses, we win >_>

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DKBananaSlamma
06/23/23 5:44:46 PM
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Musk is taller and heavier but Zuckerberg has BJJ skills

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orcus_snake
06/23/23 5:44:52 PM
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I dont care at all, whoever wins nothing changes at all.

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RISEofCHRISTIAN
06/23/23 5:47:31 PM
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orcus_snake posted...
I dont care at all, whoever wins nothing changes at all.

it's called entertainment.

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Srk700
06/23/23 5:52:49 PM
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orcus_snake posted...
I dont care at all, whoever wins nothing changes at all.

Unless Zuckerberg is actually Mortal Kombat 2 Reptile and he does his fatality at the end.
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mercurydude
06/23/23 5:59:56 PM
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I hope they both lose.

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Iodine
06/23/23 6:31:00 PM
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There is no chance Elon is 185lbs at 6'1. He would be lean at that height and weight.

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ThePieReborn
06/23/23 6:39:30 PM
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This is our reality now.

I hate it.

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Heineken14
06/23/23 6:40:03 PM
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DKBananaSlamma posted...
Musk is taller and heavier but Zuckerberg has BJJ skills


Lol, I'm fucking sure.

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A_Good_Boy
06/23/23 6:40:50 PM
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They gonna do this shirtless and covered in oil?

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mybbqrules
06/23/23 6:42:39 PM
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"Stop looking at those billionaires who went down in the sub! Look at us! Look at us! Look at us!"

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Null_Gain
06/23/23 6:50:09 PM
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DKBananaSlamma posted...
Musk is taller and heavier but Zuckerberg has BJJ skills

Zucker is also a robot (barely) passing as human. Musk has no chance

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Shishiwakamaru
06/23/23 6:52:38 PM
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I will never forget about Boogie vs. Wings, that was great

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Cynyn
06/23/23 7:13:03 PM
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Musk cannot block Zuckerburgs shtyle

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andel
06/23/23 7:15:53 PM
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both suck but musk is far worse. would be hilarious if zuck kicked the shit out of him because musk is a malignant narcissist which is why he would never do it in the first place

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Hayame_Zero
06/23/23 7:17:14 PM
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Does Musk even have the strength to take on an android?

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Ricemills
06/24/23 10:58:37 PM
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Hayame_Zero posted...
Does Musk even have the strength to take on an android?

He's an out of shape 51 y/o manchild. Average CEman would be a fitting opponent.

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Collat
06/24/23 11:00:04 PM
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Not a chance this ends up being a legit fight.
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pretzelcoatl
06/24/23 11:01:13 PM
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Why would you ever want to watch an event they want you to watch
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kingdrake2
06/24/23 11:05:52 PM
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DKBananaSlamma posted...
Whoever loses, we win >_>


https://youtu.be/1rlmuazHsxc?t=76

no real dogs harmed in this clip.

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bfslick50
06/24/23 11:06:16 PM
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Collat posted...
Not a chance this ends up being a legit fight.

This, probably going to be boring to watch

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AceMos
06/26/23 1:17:50 PM
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https://twitter.com/ElleArmageddon/status/1673369320129454081?s=20

allegedly musks mom told him no

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DKBananaSlamma
06/26/23 1:44:53 PM
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Did he reply with "yes mommy"

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CoyoteTheGreat
06/26/23 1:47:14 PM
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Zuck would have absolutely destroyed him. After it was over, they would have had to charge Zuck with breaking Aasimov's laws of robotics.

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