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Poorly
06/21/23 1:13:58 PM
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Earth is too small, I want earth the size of Jupiter.

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mystic_belmont
06/21/23 1:18:58 PM
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Just crash enough matter into the earth and you will increase the size.

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Thompson
06/21/23 1:20:15 PM
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You can experience what'd be like on a Jupiter-sized planet by increasing your weight by 250%.

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Poorly
06/21/23 1:21:10 PM
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Thompson posted...
You can experience what'd be like on a Jupiter-sized planet by increasing your weight by 250%.
Time for training famalam @Incredible

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itachi15243
06/21/23 1:21:30 PM
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mystic_belmont posted...
Just crash enough matter into the earth and you will increase the size.

Project meteor from gundam

But instead of for revenge, to help the planet get thicc

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Starks
06/21/23 1:21:38 PM
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That would mean that space travel ends

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Chicken
06/21/23 1:21:46 PM
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Just pour more dirt all over the earth

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StateofZen
06/21/23 1:22:13 PM
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Shut up Scotty

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ZevLoveDOOM
06/21/23 1:22:33 PM
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if we use a lot of pumps simultaneously on the earth, maybe we could make it a bit larger...
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AlveinFencer
06/21/23 1:22:34 PM
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Have tried setting it to "W?"

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BurmesePenguin
06/21/23 1:23:03 PM
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There are some enlightened indvidual, given the honorary title of "Quack of the Duck Order" who believe that plate tectonics is false and instead the expansion of the Earth explains continental drift.

These brave signtists face daily ridicule from the ordoxy and general made-fun-of-ness from the internet.

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mystic_belmont
06/21/23 1:23:12 PM
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If you want to get the Earth to increase mass very quickly, having the moon crash into the Earth would be one way to do it.

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Lokison
06/21/23 1:23:35 PM
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We're still farming resources to buy the upgrade.

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Incredible
06/21/23 1:28:30 PM
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I could see Earth being self conscious about its size
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/3/2/AAfdaFAAElos.jpg

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Poorly
06/21/23 1:37:38 PM
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Incredible posted...
I could see Earth being self conscious about its size
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/3/2/AAfdaFAAElos.jpg
She earthly mother!?

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CM_Ponch
06/21/23 1:40:06 PM
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What if we collectively started jelqing the Earth

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Incredible
06/21/23 1:40:12 PM
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They don't call her Mother Earth for nothing

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Jiek_Fafn
06/21/23 1:40:30 PM
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Cultivating new mass would take too much time. The real issue is that earth is too dense. Just convert earth to a spongey material so that it takes up more space.

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ROBANN_88
06/21/23 2:19:21 PM
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If every volcano went off at the same time, would that hollow out the earth and increase the diameter of the earth as the magma moves from the underground?

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BurmesePenguin
06/21/23 2:40:24 PM
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ROBANN_88 posted...
If every volcano went off at the same time, would that hollow out the earth and increase the diameter of the earth as the magma moves from the underground?
There's not that many volcanoes on earth nor a sufficient deposit of magma that they have access to to make such a thing happen even if it could.

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Stagmar
06/21/23 8:33:57 PM
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Just do the Mastery of Nature planetary decision.

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XxKrazyChaosxX
06/21/23 8:36:25 PM
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BurmesePenguin posted...
There's not that many volcanoes on earth nor a sufficient deposit of magma that they have access to to make such a thing happen even if it could.

Well not with that kind of attitude.

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viewmaster_pi
06/21/23 8:43:50 PM
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simple solution: smash meteors into the earth

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