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Ryven 06/15/23 10:51:13 AM #1:	Any wild wedding stories of your own or ones you've been to? from Bored Panda: When cutting the cake, she playfully got some on his face. He proceeded to grab a giant chunk and PUNCH her in the face with it, several times hard. She was digging it out from underneath her eyelids bawling and her Dad needed to be held back. ----- Older couple, Id guess in their 40s/50s. The limo driver calls and tips me off that the bride is being a problem. She arrives and is extremely rude to everyone on the staff while the groom is being apologetic and super nice. The ceremony starts and she fast walks down the isle doesnt wait for the groom. The groom sheepishly catches up at the altar. When its her time to say I do she says yea whatever in a b***y annoyed tone. The groom says I do. You could cut the tension in the room with the knife. The minister keeps things in track and finishes the ceremony and we get to the kiss. Instead of kissing the groom she turns her face and gives him her cheek. She then fast walks back down the isle, signs the paperwork and left. The groom was in tears. Never saw them again and Im sure it didnt last. -----* Third wedding and the best man, the groom's brother, starts his speech.... "Well, welcome back everyone. Good to see some new faces and some old ones." ----- When the Maid of Honor tells the story of when the Bride had sex in a Burger King bathroom with someone that wasn't her now husband. They broke the sink, then you see the groom start tearing up. We found out later that the groom ended up paying for the damage to the sink and the Bride made up some BS story. ----- When right after the ceremony we took a moment to have canaps and the bride started making out with her bridesmaid in front of all of us, her new husband included. ----- Bride was such a monumental bh her mom gave me a $500 tip for not walking out on the event when she was treating everyone (even her now husband) like a piece of st employee.* She did the whole clicking fingers thing when wanting someone to do something for her, and she berated the dj for grabbing a sandwich when he'd been there for about 8 hours and was told that he should've brought his own lunch and she would be taking the cost of the food (like an open buffet style) out of his paycheck. ----- While shooting video, I attached a microphone to the groom for audio and proceeded to prepare for the ceremony. Just as I was about to adjust my audio settings, the groom stepped into another room with a friend. As I put on my headphones, I overheard the groom confiding in his friend, describing the wedding as a "wedding of convenience" and reassuring them not to be concerned about what would happen in their relationship. ----- While doing the getting ready photos, the videographer did pre wedding interviews with the bride and groom and asked questions like why are you getting married? When did you know he/she was the one? Etc. Both admitted they just wanted to have sex, but were afraid of going to hell. They literally got married just to have sex. I believe they lasted 7 months. ----- Worst one for me was when I was second shooting and with the guys getting ready. The groom was in a rowdy mood with his boys while they were getting dressed and he went into horrifically graphic, disrespectful detail with them about all the ways he was going to 'give it' to his wife that night.... like 15 mins of just flat out nasty detail about stuff she would have been horrified to hear. I'm a guy... Im not a prude... Sure, me and my friends have said some things we wouldn't like our wives to hear about 'so and so being hot', or 'did you see the size of that...' but nothing... NOTHING like this. Just absolutely no love or respect, or kindness toward the woman he was going to marry and just completely demeaned her in front of all his friends. I was totally repulsed. Then, same guy, during formal photos of the wedding party... after maybe five mins of taking photos with the wedding party, he just stormed off... "This s*t is stupid. Im done!" Left his bride in tears with all her best friends on her wedding day. -----* First Dance: I still haven't found what I'm looking for, by U2. ----- As the newlyweds were making their grand departure the bride tosses the bouquet, everyone cheers. The groom shouts "I knocked the b**h up so hard she's got two babies in her coochie". Guest react in various ways of shock and happiness about the pregnancy test but the best man lunges at the groom shouting and swearing. Family holds the best man back as the couple runs out to a car. The groom flipped off the spectators, and pulled out of the driveway. Two houses down the car stops, the groom gets out and pukes on a neighbor's lawn, the bride gets in the driver's seat and takes off, leaving her husband yurking into a flower bed, and the best man ran down the street trying to flag down the car. Divorced four months later.* ----- At the rehearsal, the groom refused to sit next to the bride and insisted on sitting next to his female best friend. The priest said " Don't you want to sit next to your soon to be wife?" Kind of chuckling like the groom had just not gotten around to sitting next to her yet. He says "I have the rest of my life to sit next to her". The gasp from both sides of the family was AUDIBLE. Everyone was horrified. He did not move. Bride spent the rehearsal dinner crying in the bathroom. ----- When the groom engraved "Fk You" on the bride's ring. (It's what he says to her when they fight.) --- 'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.' 'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.' <cite>Ryven posted [p:974173617] in Some of th... [t:80478287]...</cite> <quote>Any wild wedding stories of your own or ones you've been to?from Bored Panda:When cutting the cake, she playfully got some on his face. He proceeded to grab a giant chunk and PUNCH her in the face with it, several times hard. She was digging it out from underneath her eyelids bawling and her Dad needed to be held back.-----Older couple, Id guess in their 40s/50s. The limo driver calls and tips me off that the bride is being a problem. She arrives and is extremely rude to everyone on the staff while the groom is being apologetic and super nice. The ceremony starts and she fast walks down the isle doesnt wait for the groom. The groom sheepishly catches up at the altar. When its her time to say I do she says yea whatever in a b**y annoyed tone. The groom says I do. You could cut the tension in the room with the knife. The minister keeps things in track and finishes the ceremony and we get to the kiss. Instead of kissing the groom she turns her face and gives him her cheek. She then fast walks back down the isle, signs the paperwork and left. The groom was in tears. Never saw them again and Im sure it didnt last.-----Third wedding and the best man, the groom's brother, starts his speech.... "Well, welcome back everyone. Good to see some new faces and some old ones."-----When the Maid of Honor tells the story of when the Bride had sex in a Burger King bathroom with someone that wasn't her now husband. They broke the sink, then you see the groom start tearing up. We found out later that the groom ended up paying for the damage to the sink and the Bride made up some BS story.-----When right after the ceremony we took a moment to have canaps and the bride started making out with her bridesmaid in front of all of us, her new husband included.-----Bride was such a monumental bh her mom gave me a $500 tip for not walking out on the event when she was treating everyone (even her now husband) like a piece of st employee.She did the whole clicking fingers thing when wanting someone to do something for her, and she berated the dj for grabbing a sandwich when he'd been there for about 8 hours and was told that he should've brought his own lunch and she would be taking the cost of the food (like an open buffet style) out of his paycheck.-----While shooting video, I attached a microphone to the groom for audio and proceeded to prepare for the ceremony. Just as I was about to adjust my audio settings, the groom stepped into another room with a friend. As I put on my headphones, I overheard the groom confiding in his friend, describing the wedding as a "wedding of convenience" and reassuring them not to be concerned about what would happen in their relationship.-----While doing the getting ready photos, the videographer did pre wedding interviews with the bride and groom and asked questions like why are you getting married? When did you know he/she was the one? Etc.Both admitted they just wanted to have sex, but were afraid of going to hell. They literally got married just to have sex. I believe they lasted 7 months.-----Worst one for me was when I was second shooting and with the guys getting ready. The groom was in a rowdy mood with his boys while they were getting dressed and he went into horrifically graphic, disrespectful detail with them about all the ways he was going to 'give it' to his wife that night.... like 15 mins of just flat out nasty detail about stuff she would have been horrified to hear. I'm a guy... Im not a prude... Sure, me and my friends have said some things we wouldn't like our wives to hear about 'so and so being hot', or 'did you see the size of that...' but nothing... NOTHING like this. Just absolutely no love or respect, or kindness toward the woman he was going to marry and just completely demeaned her in front of all his friends. I was totally repulsed.Then, same guy, during formal photos of the wedding party... after maybe five mins of taking photos with the wedding party, he just stormed off... "This st is stupid. Im done!" Left his bride in tears with all her best friends on her wedding day.-----First Dance: I still haven't found what I'm looking for, by U2.-----As the newlyweds were making their grand departure the bride tosses the bouquet, everyone cheers. The groom shouts "I knocked the bh up so hard she's got two babies in her coochie". Guest react in various ways of shock and happiness about the pregnancy test but the best man lunges at the groom shouting and swearing. Family holds the best man back as the couple runs out to a car. The groom flipped off the spectators, and pulled out of the driveway. Two houses down the car stops, the groom gets out and pukes on a neighbor's lawn, the bride gets in the driver's seat and takes off, leaving her husband yurking into a flower bed, and the best man ran down the street trying to flag down the car.Divorced four months later.-----At the rehearsal, the groom refused to sit next to the bride and insisted on sitting next to his female best friend. The priest said " Don't you want to sit next to your soon to be wife?" Kind of chuckling like the groom had just not gotten around to sitting next to her yet.He says "I have the rest of my life to sit next to her".The gasp from both sides of the family was AUDIBLE. Everyone was horrified. He did not move.Bride spent the rehearsal dinner crying in the bathroom.-----When the groom engraved "Fk You" on the bride's ring.(It's what he says to her when they fight.)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonTentacles 06/15/23 10:55:15 AM #2:	Ryven posted... Third wedding and the best man, the groom's brother, starts his speech.... "Well, welcome back everyone. Good to see some new faces and some old ones." LMAOOOOOO --- https://imgur.com/aMaI3hj https://imgur.com/7PsdJNc https://imgur.com/eK8vZVn https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG https://imgur.com/nQGM5cZ <cite>NeonTentacles posted [p:974173698] in Some of th... [t:80478287]...</cite> <quote>Ryven posted... </cite><quote>Third wedding and the best man, the groom's brother, starts his speech.... "Well, welcome back everyone. Good to see some new faces and some old ones."</quote>LMAOOOOOO</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
boxoto 06/15/23 10:59:09 AM #3:	I think I've seen a video of a groom angrily shoving cake into the bride's mouth or hitting her after she shoved some cake into his (in a normal way). --- Don't you agree, Zach? https://streamable.com/bmh5oq <cite>boxoto posted [p:974173742] in Some of th... [t:80478287]...</cite> <quote>I think I've seen a video of a groom angrily shoving cake into the bride's mouth or hitting her after she shoved some cake into his (in a normal way). </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IfGodCouldDie 06/15/23 11:00:44 AM #4:	That shit started at 100 and didn't let up lol --- All posters and events depicted in this post are entirely fictitious. Any similarity to actual events or posters, living or dead, is purely coincidental. <cite>IfGodCouldDie posted [p:974173772] in Some of th... [t:80478287]...</cite> <quote>That shit started at 100 and didn't let up lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
apolloooo 06/15/23 11:02:38 AM #5:	Why do they get married if they are so miserable / hate each other like that?? --- http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone <cite>apolloooo posted [p:974173808] in Some of th... [t:80478287]...</cite> <quote>Why do they get married if they are so miserable / hate each other like that??</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlazinBlue88 06/15/23 11:03:16 AM #6:	Ryven posted... Third wedding and the best man, the groom's brother, starts his speech.... "Well, welcome back everyone. Good to see some new faces and some old ones." Lmao that's incredible. I mean if you are going into your third marriage, you should expect some jokes like this. --- http://i.imgur.com/R15aJJ3.png http://i.imgur.com/NJqp6LS.png <cite>BlazinBlue88 posted [p:974173818] in Some of th... [t:80478287]...</cite> <quote>Ryven posted... </cite><quote>Third wedding and the best man, the groom's brother, starts his speech.... "Well, welcome back everyone. Good to see some new faces and some old ones."</quote>Lmao that's incredible. I mean if you are going into your third marriage, you should expect some jokes like this.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
boxoto 06/15/23 11:04:12 AM #7:	Ryven posted... First Dance: I still haven't found what I'm looking for, by U2. lol --- Don't you agree, Zach? https://streamable.com/bmh5oq <cite>boxoto posted [p:974173840] in Some of th... [t:80478287]...</cite> <quote>Ryven posted... </cite><quote>First Dance: I still haven't found what I'm looking for, by U2.</quote>lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bass 06/15/23 11:04:48 AM #8:	NeonTentacles posted... LMAOOOOOO Yeah, that one was great, lol. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. <cite>Bass posted [p:974173852] in Some of th... [t:80478287]...</cite> <quote>NeonTentacles posted... </cite><quote>LMAOOOOOO</quote>Yeah, that one was great, lol. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_Rinku_ 06/15/23 11:17:46 AM #9:	Oh yeah, I was at a wedding where the groom was crying and filling out job applications on his phone while they waited for the officiant to show up. He asked his bride-to-be, multiple times, if she was sure she wanted to do this. She insisted. They got into an argument as they left the venue and he cried even more. ~~The groom was me. I cried pretty much the entire day because I was so stressed out/unhappy. She asked for a divorce approximately three months later. She was the one who insisted on getting married.~~ apolloooo posted... Why do they get married if they are so miserable / hate each other like that?? Inertia. Sometimes you don't realize that you can't stand someone until you're at the altar and it feels like you can't back out at that point. <cite>_Rinku_ posted [p:974174084] in Some of th... [t:80478287]...</cite> <quote>Oh yeah, I was at a wedding where the groom was crying and filling out job applications on his phone while they waited for the officiant to show up. He asked his bride-to-be, multiple times, if she was sure she wanted to do this. She insisted. They got into an argument as they left the venue and he cried even more.The groom was me. I cried pretty much the entire day because I was so stressed out/unhappy. She asked for a divorce approximately three months later. She was the one who insisted on getting married.apolloooo posted... </cite><quote>Why do they get married if they are so miserable / hate each other like that??</quote>Inertia. Sometimes you don't realize that you can't stand someone until you're at the altar and it feels like you can't back out at that point. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EmilyTheCEman 06/15/23 11:26:49 AM #10:	This better be a 500 topic, these stories are crazy enough to be true. --- Now Playing - Yakuza: Like A Dragon <cite>EmilyTheCEman posted [p:974174254] in Some of th... [t:80478287]...</cite> <quote>This better be a 500 topic, these stories are crazy enough to be true.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NPC 06/15/23 11:30:57 AM #11:	Sounds similar to a reddit thread from a couple days ago https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/147rws8/wedding_photographers_of_reddit_what_was_your/ <cite>NPC posted [p:974174320] in Some of th... [t:80478287]...</cite> <quote>Sounds similar to a reddit thread from a couple days ago https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/147rws8/wedding_photographers_of_reddit_what_was_your/</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Error1355 06/15/23 11:33:29 AM #12:	I love reading stories like these. --- I'm a long, long way from giving up Call me old-fashioned, call me a fool <cite>Error1355 posted [p:974174376] in Some of th... [t:80478287]...</cite> <quote>I love reading stories like these.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Requiem 06/15/23 11:39:59 AM #13:	Ryven posted... First Dance: I still haven't found what I'm looking for, by U2. so much win (loss?) with this one --- Copyright free literature available at http://www.gutenberg.org/wiki/Main_Page... otherwise known as Tex-Mex <cite>Requiem posted [p:974174484] in Some of th... [t:80478287]...</cite> <quote>Ryven posted... </cite><quote>First Dance: I still haven't found what I'm looking for, by U2.</quote>so much win (loss?) with this one</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Returning_CEmen 06/15/23 11:40:28 AM #14:	Tag --- Genius, Thousandaire, Playboy, Philanthropist <cite>Returning_CEmen posted [p:974174489] in Some of th... [t:80478287]...</cite> <quote>Tag</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FolkenRawr 06/15/23 11:40:44 AM #15:	When cutting the cake, she playfully got some on his face. He proceeded to grab a giant chunk and PUNCH her in the face with it, several times hard. She was digging it out from underneath her eyelids bawling and her Dad needed to be held back. Pfffft my hand world slip and I'd accidentally let him go. --- Cookin like a chef, I'm a 5 Star Michelin <cite>FolkenRawr posted [p:974174494] in Some of th... [t:80478287]...</cite> <quote><quote>When cutting the cake, she playfully got some on his face. He proceeded to grab a giant chunk and PUNCH her in the face with it, several times hard. She was digging it out from underneath her eyelids bawling and her Dad needed to be held back.</quote>Pfffft my hand world slip and I'd accidentally let him go. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
theAteam 06/15/23 11:44:07 AM #16:	_Rinku_ posted... Inertia. Sometimes you don't realize that you can't stand someone until you're at the altar and it feels like you can't back out at that point. My brother was with his girlfriend for 14 years and finally decided to get married. They broke it off like 2 months before the wedding and completely separated. It's nuts how much it changes some people. I feel really lucky that my wedding went off with almost zero issues. There was a bit of chaos towards the end because we only had like 30 minutes to clean everything up after our cutoff time but the wedding itself I don't think I would have changed anything. --- Buffalo Bills <cite>theAteam posted [p:974174550] in Some of th... [t:80478287]...</cite> <quote>_Rinku_ posted... </cite><quote>Inertia. Sometimes you don't realize that you can't stand someone until you're at the altar and it feels like you can't back out at that point.</quote>My brother was with his girlfriend for 14 years and finally decided to get married. They broke it off like 2 months before the wedding and completely separated. It's nuts how much it changes some people.I feel really lucky that my wedding went off with almost zero issues. There was a bit of chaos towards the end because we only had like 30 minutes to clean everything up after our cutoff time but the wedding itself I don't think I would have changed anything.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hayame_Zero 06/15/23 11:47:59 AM #17:	I've read and seen so much shit about the cake thing. Either escalating to aggression or the bride being in tears after explicitly saying they didn't want to do it. It's like it's turned into a weird power play with the groom. --- ...I think I'm done here... <cite>Hayame_Zero posted [p:974174620] in Some of th... [t:80478287]...</cite> <quote>I've read and seen so much shit about the cake thing. Either escalating to aggression or the bride being in tears after explicitly saying they didn't want to do it. It's like it's turned into a weird power play with the groom.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_Rinku_ 06/15/23 11:57:21 AM #18:	theAteam posted... My brother was with his girlfriend for 14 years and finally decided to get married. They broke it off like 2 months before the wedding and completely separated. It's nuts how much it changes some people. I feel really lucky that my wedding went off with almost zero issues. There was a bit of chaos towards the end because we only had like 30 minutes to clean everything up after our cutoff time but the wedding itself I don't think I would have changed anything. My situation was probably a bit unusual. I had been with my ex for ten years when we got married. We'd actually gotten engaged after two years of dating but kept putting it off for financial reasons (primarily health insurance/student loans). She had a rapid change in personality about two years before we got married. She wasn't perfect before, but she became incredibly selfish and destructive (skipping work, overdrafting her checking account, etc.). She ended up cheating on me and then literally begged me to take her back. She insisted we still get married and she promised that she would be better. The entire time we were back together was miserable. She shaped up for about two weeks before slipping back into her old ways. I was deeply unhappy and couldn't let go of what she had done to me. I didn't tell anyone that we were getting married until it was done because I knew that literally anyone with a brain in their head would beg me not to go through with it. From what I can tell, she's gotten worse since we split. I recently had to meet up with her to sign off on some documents and she looks like a wreck. She confided that she was "no longer with" her old job and, combined with what I've heard through the grapevine, I strongly suspect she was fired. She also tried to pull that, "I miss your friendship," nonsense with me. It's so weird to go from loving someone and waiting to spend your entire life with them to feeling nauseated from standing next to them for five minutes and having a panic attack afterwards. I genuinely hope, from the bottom of my heart, that she never contacts me again. <cite>_Rinku_ posted [p:974174820] in Some of th... [t:80478287]...</cite> <quote>theAteam posted... </cite><quote>My brother was with his girlfriend for 14 years and finally decided to get married. They broke it off like 2 months before the wedding and completely separated. It's nuts how much it changes some people.I feel really lucky that my wedding went off with almost zero issues. There was a bit of chaos towards the end because we only had like 30 minutes to clean everything up after our cutoff time but the wedding itself I don't think I would have changed anything.</quote>My situation was probably a bit unusual. I had been with my ex for ten years when we got married. We'd actually gotten engaged after two years of dating but kept putting it off for financial reasons (primarily health insurance/student loans). She had a rapid change in personality about two years before we got married. She wasn't perfect before, but she became incredibly selfish and destructive (skipping work, overdrafting her checking account, etc.). She ended up cheating on me and then literally begged me to take her back. She insisted we still get married and she promised that she would be better.The entire time we were back together was miserable. She shaped up for about two weeks before slipping back into her old ways. I was deeply unhappy and couldn't let go of what she had done to me. I didn't tell anyone that we were getting married until it was done because I knew that literally anyone with a brain in their head would beg me not to go through with it.From what I can tell, she's gotten worse since we split. I recently had to meet up with her to sign off on some documents and she looks like a wreck. She confided that she was "no longer with" her old job and, combined with what I've heard through the grapevine, I strongly suspect she was fired. She also tried to pull that, "I miss your friendship," nonsense with me.It's so weird to go from loving someone and waiting to spend your entire life with them to feeling nauseated from standing next to them for five minutes and having a panic attack afterwards. I genuinely hope, from the bottom of my heart, that she never contacts me again. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xenogears15 06/15/23 12:09:12 PM #19:	Looking at these horror stories makes me feel like I'm so lucky that my own wedding went off without a hitch, and cost us only like $2,000. --- This rant was brought to you by your local random thinker. I'm as Canadian as Wayne Gretzky crashing a snowmobile into a moose. - JIC X <cite>Xenogears15 posted [p:974175074] in Some of th... [t:80478287]...</cite> <quote>Looking at these horror stories makes me feel like I'm so lucky that my own wedding went off without a hitch, and cost us only like $2,000.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ryven 06/15/23 12:22:18 PM #20:	Some more i've found on the internets: At my dad and stepmoms wedding, my dad had a bit too much to drink. He serenaded his new wife with his guitar, but the second he was done playing 'Brown Eyed Girl,' he lifted the guitar and bit it, and then threw it across the room before standing up on his chair, falling, passing out, and being carried out by his brothers. ----- A close friend's wedding was at a vineyard. The maid of honor got a bit too tipsy before the ceremony and was making a bit of a fool of herself. Flash forward to the reception, and she's full-blown blacked out. She starts dancing and twirling and many of the guests realize she's not wearing any underwear. The bride's stepmother shouts out to us in a Southern accent, 'Y'all, I think I just saw cooter! ----- Grooms best man went around with a naked photo of the groom. Showed everyone including the bride and grooms family. The worst part was there were kids at the wedding including the brides very young son and it wasnt a small photo either like on his phone it was a huge canvas of the groom nude. ----- The bride and her sisters did a strip tease/lap dance on the groom immediately following dinner. In front of his grandmother. ----- A wedding on the beach behind Hooters. The officiant stood next to a trash bin. As if it was planned, the trash collector pulled up during the vows. Did he wait to change the bag? Absolutely not. Children at the wedding swarmed the couple like the flies around the trash can just after the kiss, stepping all over her dress. She bent over to adjust her sandal and a pack of Marlboro reds fell out of the bust along with her right breast. It felt like we were rubber necking instead witnessing a marriage. ----- Wedding was in a suburban driveway. The maid of honour stole the bouquet from someones garden and the best man proudly announced he had shoplifted the rings. The groom wore a button-down shirt that said f*k off in fancy lettering. The bride stopped in the middle of the vows to tell her mother to get that [friggin] kid out of here. It was her second kid by the previous bloke. When it was over, we apologized to the celebrant. He said hed seen worse.* ----- The best man screwed the grooms mother between the meal and the dancing. The groom finds out and punches the best man, breaking his hand. The best man drives away and gets stopped by the police for drunk driving. Being a wedding photographer is awesome. ----- I was actually the bartender but it was a hoot. 1st, wedding was outside and it stormed violently. Groom was hammered pre wedding. Hit on all the bartenders. Then the DJ got hammered, made lewd comments to women in the microphone. Then basically everyone was hammered, knocked over the wedding cake which also happened to be a table with many candles, so the place caught on fire. Good times. Often wonder how that marriage worked out. ----- Camo print wedding dress that was borderline see-through. Walked down the aisle to the Scooby Doo theme. No, nobody knows why they chose that song, including the couple themselves. They divorced a few months later after they both stopped cleaning the house in an act of defiance against one another. --- 'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.' 'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.' <cite>Ryven posted [p:974175336] in Some of th... [t:80478287]...</cite> <quote>Some more i've found on the internets:At my dad and stepmoms wedding, my dad had a bit too much to drink. He serenaded his new wife with his guitar, but the second he was done playing 'Brown Eyed Girl,' he lifted the guitar and bit it, and then threw it across the room before standing up on his chair, falling, passing out, and being carried out by his brothers.-----A close friend's wedding was at a vineyard. The maid of honor got a bit too tipsy before the ceremony and was making a bit of a fool of herself. Flash forward to the reception, and she's full-blown blacked out. She starts dancing and twirling and many of the guests realize she's not wearing any underwear. The bride's stepmother shouts out to us in a Southern accent, 'Y'all, I think I just saw cooter!-----Grooms best man went around with a naked photo of the groom. Showed everyone including the bride and grooms family. The worst part was there were kids at the wedding including the brides very young son and it wasnt a small photo either like on his phone it was a huge canvas of the groom nude.-----The bride and her sisters did a strip tease/lap dance on the groom immediately following dinner. In front of his grandmother.-----A wedding on the beach behind Hooters. The officiant stood next to a trash bin. As if it was planned, the trash collector pulled up during the vows. Did he wait to change the bag? Absolutely not. Children at the wedding swarmed the couple like the flies around the trash can just after the kiss, stepping all over her dress. She bent over to adjust her sandal and a pack of Marlboro reds fell out of the bust along with her right breast.It felt like we were rubber necking instead witnessing a marriage.-----Wedding was in a suburban driveway. The maid of honour stole the bouquet from someones garden and the best man proudly announced he had shoplifted the rings. The groom wore a button-down shirt that said f**k off in fancy lettering. The bride stopped in the middle of the vows to tell her mother to get that [friggin] kid out of here. It was her second kid by the previous bloke.When it was over, we apologized to the celebrant. He said hed seen worse.-----The best man screwed the grooms mother between the meal and the dancing. The groom finds out and punches the best man, breaking his hand. The best man drives away and gets stopped by the police for drunk driving.Being a wedding photographer is awesome.-----I was actually the bartender but it was a hoot. 1st, wedding was outside and it stormed violently. Groom was hammered pre wedding. Hit on all the bartenders. Then the DJ got hammered, made lewd comments to women in the microphone. Then basically everyone was hammered, knocked over the wedding cake which also happened to be a table with many candles, so the place caught on fire. Good times. Often wonder how that marriage worked out.-----Camo print wedding dress that was borderline see-through. Walked down the aisle to the Scooby Doo theme. No, nobody knows why they chose that song, including the couple themselves. They divorced a few months later after they both stopped cleaning the house in an act of defiance against one another.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlueAnnihilator 06/15/23 12:22:19 PM #21:	I got married to my husband by a pastor who was a friend of his. No one there but the three of us. It was great. No drama, no exorbitant costs. --- I agree with you, Blue. - FinalRockerdude, Vgmasta, ZeldaFan42, ObservanTeMK, Magoo111, E121Phi, re4master543, PJiddy, bloodmage3 (cont. in quote) <cite>BlueAnnihilator posted [p:974175338] in Some of th... [t:80478287]...</cite> <quote>I got married to my husband by a pastor who was a friend of his. No one there but the three of us. It was great. No drama, no exorbitant costs.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KogaSteelfang 06/15/23 12:30:06 PM #22:	My brother's wife is an awful, vindictive, controlling, and destructive person. She never hid it from anyone. It was obvious from the start. When they first met he said she was a bitch to him, and called him ugly and stupid. They hated each other but worked at the same company and had to interact with each other. But she saw that he was kind hearted, and helpful to people around him so she got close to him hoping he'd give her money. You have to understand that he was in the same place as I am when it comes to dating. He was hopeless too, but he was bent out of shape over it far more than I've ever been(which is saying a lot). So when she started giving him attention, he fell for it. She even straight up told him that she didn't want to be with him, but having him in her pocket made her life easier. They dated for like 2 months announcing they were getting married. This was her 4th wedding I think, possibly her 5th, I don't recall the number but it's up there. I took him to the side and asked him if this is truly what he wanted because she openly admits to not even liking him, and us just using him, and that I was concerned that it was a mistake. It was genuine concern for his happiness and life... He laughed it off saying they both get what they want. She gets him, and he gets to fuck her whenever and wherever he wants. He has an incredibly inflated ego, like my dad. He seriously thought that she considered him a treasure rather than a naive guy to manipulate. The wedding was basically the only time I've seen her be nice. But it didn't exactly go well either. She was ok with me being his best man, reluctantly allowed my parents to attend, but told him he wasn't allowed to invite anyone else. That it was going to be only her family. The tension was palpable when my uncle showed up. Her son then proceeded to purposefully throw their cake on the ground just before it was to be brought out for everyone. It's been about 6 years, and they're still together. She refuses to leave because she has it too easy now, not even having to get out of bed or do any chores, because she can make him do it all. He refuses to leave, because he doesn't want to admit that he rushed things and ignored the glaring red flags she was waving. He told he that he's not going to ever have a divorce in his life. Though... I do feel like he's reconsidered that option lately, as he keeps bringing it up and considering what would happen if they did split. Fingers crossed <cite>KogaSteelfang posted [p:974175474] in Some of th... [t:80478287]...</cite> <quote>My brother's wife is an awful, vindictive, controlling, and destructive person. She never hid it from anyone. It was obvious from the start. When they first met he said she was a bitch to him, and called him ugly and stupid. They hated each other but worked at the same company and had to interact with each other. But she saw that he was kind hearted, and helpful to people around him so she got close to him hoping he'd give her money.You have to understand that he was in the same place as I am when it comes to dating. He was hopeless too, but he was bent out of shape over it far more than I've ever been(which is saying a lot). So when she started giving him attention, he fell for it. She even straight up told him that she didn't want to be with him, but having him in her pocket made her life easier. They dated for like 2 months announcing they were getting married. This was her 4th wedding I think, possibly her 5th, I don't recall the number but it's up there. I took him to the side and asked him if this is truly what he wanted because she openly admits to not even liking him, and us just using him, and that I was concerned that it was a mistake. It was genuine concern for his happiness and life... He laughed it off saying they both get what they want. She gets him, and he gets to fuck her whenever and wherever he wants. He has an incredibly inflated ego, like my dad. He seriously thought that she considered him a treasure rather than a naive guy to manipulate.The wedding was basically the only time I've seen her be nice. But it didn't exactly go well either. She was ok with me being his best man, reluctantly allowed my parents to attend, but told him he wasn't allowed to invite anyone else. That it was going to be only her family. The tension was palpable when my uncle showed up. Her son then proceeded to purposefully throw their cake on the ground just before it was to be brought out for everyone. It's been about 6 years, and they're still together. She refuses to leave because she has it too easy now, not even having to get out of bed or do any chores, because she can make him do it all. He refuses to leave, because he doesn't want to admit that he rushed things and ignored the glaring red flags she was waving. He told he that he's not going to ever have a divorce in his life. Though... I do feel like he's reconsidered that option lately, as he keeps bringing it up and considering what would happen if they did split. Fingers crossed</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonTentacles 06/15/23 12:32:07 PM #23:	KogaSteelfang posted... Geez >_> That's rough --- https://imgur.com/aMaI3hj https://imgur.com/7PsdJNc https://imgur.com/eK8vZVn https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG https://imgur.com/nQGM5cZ <cite>NeonTentacles posted [p:974175520] in Some of th... [t:80478287]...</cite> <quote>KogaSteelfang posted... </cite><quote></quote>Geez >_> That's rough</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BB_mofo 06/15/23 12:58:58 PM #24:	I had a cousin who was an award winning photographer, having worked for a major fashion magazine in Europe. She offered to photograph my sister's wedding as a "favor", but then quoted some exorbitant fee way in the thousands. It was even more expensive than the reception. Keep in mind she had already been invited to my sister's wedding at our mother's request before she made the offer. --- "But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?" -Mark Twain <cite>BB_mofo posted [p:974176051] in Some of th... [t:80478287]...</cite> <quote>I had a cousin who was an award winning photographer, having worked for a major fashion magazine in Europe. She offered to photograph my sister's wedding as a "favor", but then quoted some exorbitant fee way in the thousands. It was even more expensive than the reception. Keep in mind she had already been invited to my sister's wedding at our mother's request before she made the offer.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Error1355 06/15/23 3:07:00 PM #25:	I need more of these stories, they are great. --- I'm a long, long way from giving up Call me old-fashioned, call me a fool <cite>Error1355 posted [p:974178673] in Some of th... [t:80478287]...</cite> <quote>I need more of these stories, they are great.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
littlebro07 06/15/23 3:08:51 PM #26:	Ryven posted... Third wedding and the best man, the groom's brother, starts his speech.... "Well, welcome back everyone. Good to see some new faces and some old ones." legend --- https://i.imgtc.com/MGGa6Os.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:974178706] in Some of th... [t:80478287]...</cite> <quote>Ryven posted... </cite><quote>Third wedding and the best man, the groom's brother, starts his speech.... "Well, welcome back everyone. Good to see some new faces and some old ones."</quote>legend</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonTentacles 06/15/23 5:42:44 PM #27:	Error1355 posted... I need more of these stories, they are great. --- https://imgur.com/aMaI3hj https://imgur.com/7PsdJNc https://imgur.com/eK8vZVn https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG https://imgur.com/nQGM5cZ <cite>NeonTentacles posted [p:974181732] in Some of th... [t:80478287]...</cite> <quote>Error1355 posted... </cite><quote>I need more of these stories, they are great.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ryven 06/16/23 12:35:38 PM #28:	Some more wedding horror stories: man kept knocking on our door ON OUR WEDDING NIGHT as we were having sex asking if we saw his keys ----- I forgot to pack my cathedral length veil (venue was destination), I forgot to carry my bouquet, there was an earthquake the morning of, my in laws watched a football game on their phones during the service, and left before the reception. The reception was cancelled because the entire staff of the restaurant we rented out had strep throat. My MOH announced her engagement at my wedding, the best man tried to sleep with a bridesmaid and when turned down, put a hammock between two trees and slept outside. Think this is all bad? Wait for the worst part of the day. I got married. ----- My Mother In Law wanted to see my wedding lingerie to make sure she approved of it. It was one of my first times with her and I was trying to please her to get in her good graces. It was all about control. ----- My now ex husband threw me into a painting and onto the ground during our first dance. Should have known it was a sign of things to come. ----- The best man gave a speech where he called my sister(MOH) a hoe.she was in a long term relationship for 6 years, called my other sister (bridesmaid) a weekend lesbian shes out and proud. Went on about how my best friend (bridesmaid) was terrible with money. Alluded I was a gold digger while running around shooting $1 bills out of a money gun saying it was an interpretive dance of my life.this was all supposed to be a funny roast I guess but he only roasted the ladies. He made a joke about bill Cosby and another joke about how the previous DJ Id secured died. ----- My friend was about to get married and when the priest said, 'Speak now or forever hold your peace,' some girl, [who] I think was one of the groom's old girlfriends, emerged from out of the curtains. I should mention she wasn't even invited, and I can see why now. She started singing a fucking song about how he shouldn't say yes and instead run away with her. "WELL, HE FUCKING AGREED! AND IN SONG AS WELL! They had no shame; they planned out their escape, too. They just sang in front of the entire party that they would meet each other at the back door and run away together. "The poor bride just sat there crying. I felt absolutely terrible for her. ----- My sister brought a strange girl with her that I didn't know to my wedding; she didn't ask if this was okay, just seemed to be pleased that a girl was hotter than me and showing me up. "The girl showed up at the reception, then proceeded to dance and gyrate with my new husband. I asked him to stop, but he said, no, he doesn't want to dance with me and was grabbing her bum. I cried alone in the loo for 30 minutes. "Then our cab came to take us to our hotel and I was looking longingly at my dad in hope he would notice how sad I am. I couldn't speak. I was humiliated. I then got completely drunk on whiskey in the hotel bar at midnight, in my huge dress, telling all women never to get married. I couldn't undo my dress or get my hair undone. "I woke up to piles of hair on the floor I'd ripped out, a giant puff of ripped, white fabric, my wedding ring in the bath, and my jewelry broken. Nine missed calls and a missed flight to our honeymoon. ----- I was at a friend's wedding reception and we're having a good time dancing. A different friend's kid (maybe 5 or 6 years old) was hiding under a table while his parents were getting shitfaced and ignoring him. "The kid then starts running and laughing through the dance floor, and I see him wipe something that looks like chocolate on the BRIDE'S dress. She's mortified, and everybody stops dancing. It was shit. He had shit into his hand and wiped it on people. ----- The worst I've personally witnessed had a groom's baby mama (and ex-fianc) come to the reception uninvited. She grabbed the wedding cake, chucked it at the newlyweds, and began screaming how he was a deadbeat dad while she grabbed table-wine bottles that she smashed on the ground. "Everyone was stunned in shock at first, but the ex-fianc was ultimately restrained by the groomsmen. We called the police, and she was charged with assault, assault with a weapon (from waving around a wine bottle and clocking a groomsman), and destruction of private property (both from the couple and the venue). ----- In no particular order: Groom has sex with the stripper at his bachelor party the night before. Was super-proud they were getting married at a wedding chapel John Wayne Bobbitt was working at. Bride and groom snort coke in their limo on the way to their reception. Bride and groom continue to snort coke in the bathrooms at their reception. All relatives get blind-drunk, including my husband's grandparents. We were the only sober ones. Cousin Laurie wants to dance to 'I Wanna Fuck You Like An Animal' with my husband, who happens to be one of her first cousins. One of the relatives made off with all the table decorations. All kids under 10 years old smeared wedding cake and food all over each other. Groom [and] bride returned to her mother's house with the rest of the family. All they cared about was opening envelopes for $$$. They gave a shit less about anything else. Amazingly, marriage lasted 10 years. ----- At the end of the reception the guys are sitting at a table away from everyone else talking and we ask the groom why he proposed. His answer? "Because she was naked." ----- Groom got so drunk at the reception he passed out in the honeymoon suite by himself, but not before he latched the door so it couldnt be unlocked from the outside. Seeing the bride kicking the door and hollering at the top of her lungs to be let in at 3 a.m. was not encouraging. ----- The groom invited his female friend, she was in the early stages of pregnancy. Towards the end of the night, the bride asked aforementioned friend who the father was. The friend cheerfully said the grooms name. ----- They were friends of mine who dated for nearly two years before their wedding. He loved her more than she loved him, obvious to all our friends, and we suspected she begrudgingly said yes to his proposal. He said his vows first and went on and on about loving her for the rest of his life. During hers, she started with "438 days thats how long Ive loved you." It seemed sweet until she ended her vows with, "And I promise to love you for at least 438 more." Most thought nothing of it and some friends called me a dick for saying it was a subconscious sign she wasnt in it for the long haul. She left him exactly that amount of days after the wedding with a note that said "I kept my vow to love you for 438 days more, but I cant for a single day more." ----- When my new wifes uncle and his son threw 200 live crickets into the front seat of our car as we got in it to leave the reception. 200 live crickets. They thought it was hilarious. My groomsmen had to drag me into the reception hall to keep me from going after them/having a meltdown on camera. My wife was covered in crickets. They threw them into the car on her side. I had already helped her in and was in the drivers seat myself. They motioned for her to open the door, acting like she had forgotten something. Then WHAM, big box of live crickets dumped on her head and lap. Took weeks to get the smell out of the car. We had to take her parents car to the airport for the honeymoon and leave it with them to get detailed. Still found crickets coming out of the air vents when we returned from the honeymoon a week later. --- 'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.' 'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.' <cite>Ryven posted [p:974198371] in Some of th... [t:80478287]...</cite> <quote>Some more wedding horror stories:man kept knocking on our door ON OUR WEDDING NIGHT as we were having sex asking if we saw his keys-----I forgot to pack my cathedral length veil (venue was destination), I forgot to carry my bouquet, there was an earthquake the morning of, my in laws watched a football game on their phones during the service, and left before the reception. The reception was cancelled because the entire staff of the restaurant we rented out had strep throat. My MOH announced her engagement at my wedding, the best man tried to sleep with a bridesmaid and when turned down, put a hammock between two trees and slept outside. Think this is all bad? Wait for the worst part of the day.I got married.-----My Mother In Law wanted to see my wedding lingerie to make sure she approved of it. It was one of my first times with her and I was trying to please her to get in her good graces.It was all about control.-----My now ex husband threw me into a painting and onto the ground during our first dance. Should have known it was a sign of things to come.-----The best man gave a speech where he called my sister(MOH) a hoe.she was in a long term relationship for 6 years, called my other sister (bridesmaid) a weekend lesbian shes out and proud. Went on about how my best friend (bridesmaid) was terrible with money. Alluded I was a gold digger while running around shooting $1 bills out of a money gun saying it was an interpretive dance of my life.this was all supposed to be a funny roast I guess but he only roasted the ladies. He made a joke about bill Cosby and another joke about how the previous DJ Id secured died.-----My friend was about to get married and when the priest said, 'Speak now or forever hold your peace,' some girl, [who] I think was one of the groom's old girlfriends, emerged from out of the curtains. I should mention she wasn't even invited, and I can see why now. She started singing a fucking song about how he shouldn't say yes and instead run away with her. "WELL, HE FUCKING AGREED! AND IN SONG AS WELL! They had no shame; they planned out their escape, too. They just sang in front of the entire party that they would meet each other at the back door and run away together. "The poor bride just sat there crying. I felt absolutely terrible for her.-----My sister brought a strange girl with her that I didn't know to my wedding; she didn't ask if this was okay, just seemed to be pleased that a girl was hotter than me and showing me up. "The girl showed up at the reception, then proceeded to dance and gyrate with my new husband. I asked him to stop, but he said, no, he doesn't want to dance with me and was grabbing her bum. I cried alone in the loo for 30 minutes. "Then our cab came to take us to our hotel and I was looking longingly at my dad in hope he would notice how sad I am. I couldn't speak. I was humiliated. I then got completely drunk on whiskey in the hotel bar at midnight, in my huge dress, telling all women never to get married. I couldn't undo my dress or get my hair undone. "I woke up to piles of hair on the floor I'd ripped out, a giant puff of ripped, white fabric, my wedding ring in the bath, and my jewelry broken. Nine missed calls and a missed flight to our honeymoon.-----I was at a friend's wedding reception and we're having a good time dancing. A different friend's kid (maybe 5 or 6 years old) was hiding under a table while his parents were getting shitfaced and ignoring him. "The kid then starts running and laughing through the dance floor, and I see him wipe something that looks like chocolate on the BRIDE'S dress. She's mortified, and everybody stops dancing. It was shit. He had shit into his hand and wiped it on people.-----The worst I've personally witnessed had a groom's baby mama (and ex-fianc) come to the reception uninvited. She grabbed the wedding cake, chucked it at the newlyweds, and began screaming how he was a deadbeat dad while she grabbed table-wine bottles that she smashed on the ground. "Everyone was stunned in shock at first, but the ex-fianc was ultimately restrained by the groomsmen. We called the police, and she was charged with assault, assault with a weapon (from waving around a wine bottle and clocking a groomsman), and destruction of private property (both from the couple and the venue).-----In no particular order: Groom has sex with the stripper at his bachelor party the night before. Was super-proud they were getting married at a wedding chapel John Wayne Bobbitt was working at. Bride and groom snort coke in their limo on the way to their reception. Bride and groom continue to snort coke in the bathrooms at their reception. All relatives get blind-drunk, including my husband's grandparents. We were the only sober ones. Cousin Laurie wants to dance to 'I Wanna Fuck You Like An Animal' with my husband, who happens to be one of her first cousins. One of the relatives made off with all the table decorations. All kids under 10 years old smeared wedding cake and food all over each other. Groom [and] bride returned to her mother's house with the rest of the family. All they cared about was opening envelopes for $$$. They gave a shit less about anything else. Amazingly, marriage lasted 10 years.-----At the end of the reception the guys are sitting at a table away from everyone else talking and we ask the groom why he proposed. His answer? "Because she was naked."-----Groom got so drunk at the reception he passed out in the honeymoon suite by himself, but not before he latched the door so it couldnt be unlocked from the outside. Seeing the bride kicking the door and hollering at the top of her lungs to be let in at 3 a.m. was not encouraging.-----The groom invited his female friend, she was in the early stages of pregnancy. Towards the end of the night, the bride asked aforementioned friend who the father was. The friend cheerfully said the grooms name.-----They were friends of mine who dated for nearly two years before their wedding. He loved her more than she loved him, obvious to all our friends, and we suspected she begrudgingly said yes to his proposal. He said his vows first and went on and on about loving her for the rest of his life. During hers, she started with "438 days thats how long Ive loved you." It seemed sweet until she ended her vows with, "And I promise to love you for at least 438 more." Most thought nothing of it and some friends called me a dick for saying it was a subconscious sign she wasnt in it for the long haul.She left him exactly that amount of days after the wedding with a note that said "I kept my vow to love you for 438 days more, but I cant for a single day more."-----When my new wifes uncle and his son threw 200 live crickets into the front seat of our car as we got in it to leave the reception. 200 live crickets. They thought it was hilarious. My groomsmen had to drag me into the reception hall to keep me from going after them/having a meltdown on camera. My wife was covered in crickets. They threw them into the car on her side. I had already helped her in and was in the drivers seat myself.They motioned for her to open the door, acting like she had forgotten something. Then WHAM, big box of live crickets dumped on her head and lap. Took weeks to get the smell out of the car. We had to take her parents car to the airport for the honeymoon and leave it with them to get detailed. Still found crickets coming out of the air vents when we returned from the honeymoon a week later.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonTentacles 06/16/23 2:41:20 PM #29:	Ryven posted... My friend was about to get married and when the priest said, 'Speak now or forever hold your peace,' some girl, [who] I think was one of the groom's old girlfriends, emerged from out of the curtains. I should mention she wasn't even invited, and I can see why now. She started singing a fucking song about how he shouldn't say yes and instead run away with her. "WELL, HE FUCKING AGREED! AND IN SONG AS WELL! They had no shame; they planned out their escape, too. They just sang in front of the entire party that they would meet each other at the back door and run away together. "The poor bride just sat there crying. I felt absolutely terrible for her. Bro, what the fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkk --- https://imgur.com/aMaI3hj https://imgur.com/7PsdJNc https://imgur.com/eK8vZVn https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG https://imgur.com/nQGM5cZ <cite>NeonTentacles posted [p:974200945] in Some of th... [t:80478287]...</cite> <quote>Ryven posted... </cite><quote>My friend was about to get married and when the priest said, 'Speak now or forever hold your peace,' some girl, [who] I think was one of the groom's old girlfriends, emerged from out of the curtains. I should mention she wasn't even invited, and I can see why now. She started singing a fucking song about how he shouldn't say yes and instead run away with her. "WELL, HE FUCKING AGREED! AND IN SONG AS WELL! They had no shame; they planned out their escape, too. They just sang in front of the entire party that they would meet each other at the back door and run away together. "The poor bride just sat there crying. I felt absolutely terrible for her.</quote>Bro, what the fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkk</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlazinBlue88 06/16/23 2:58:41 PM #30:	Ryven posted... My friend was about to get married and when the priest said, 'Speak now or forever hold your peace,' some girl, [who] I think was one of the groom's old girlfriends, emerged from out of the curtains. I should mention she wasn't even invited, and I can see why now. She started singing a fucking song about how he shouldn't say yes and instead run away with her. "WELL, HE FUCKING AGREED! AND IN SONG AS WELL! They had no shame; they planned out their escape, too. They just sang in front of the entire party that they would meet each other at the back door and run away together. "The poor bride just sat there crying. I felt absolutely terrible for her. To be a fly on the wall at that wedding... --- http://i.imgur.com/R15aJJ3.png http://i.imgur.com/NJqp6LS.png <cite>BlazinBlue88 posted [p:974201334] in Some of th... [t:80478287]...</cite> <quote>Ryven posted... </cite><quote>My friend was about to get married and when the priest said, 'Speak now or forever hold your peace,' some girl, [who] I think was one of the groom's old girlfriends, emerged from out of the curtains. I should mention she wasn't even invited, and I can see why now. She started singing a fucking song about how he shouldn't say yes and instead run away with her. "WELL, HE FUCKING AGREED! AND IN SONG AS WELL! They had no shame; they planned out their escape, too. They just sang in front of the entire party that they would meet each other at the back door and run away together. "The poor bride just sat there crying. I felt absolutely terrible for her.</quote>To be a fly on the wall at that wedding...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ryven 06/16/23 7:30:13 PM #31:	Right? Lol --- 'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.' 'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.' <cite>Ryven posted [p:974206814] in Some of th... [t:80478287]...</cite> <quote>Right? Lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MorbidFaithless 06/16/23 7:39:48 PM #32:	BlueAnnihilator posted... I got married to my husband by a pastor who was a friend of his. No one there but the three of us. It was great. No drama, no exorbitant costs. I thought you needed a witness? The priest counts? --- walk like thunder <cite>MorbidFaithless posted [p:974206981] in Some of th... [t:80478287]...</cite> <quote>BlueAnnihilator posted... </cite><quote>I got married to my husband by a pastor who was a friend of his. No one there but the three of us. It was great. No drama, no exorbitant costs.</quote>I thought you needed a witness? The priest counts? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlueAnnihilator 06/16/23 7:53:15 PM #33:	MorbidFaithless posted... I thought you needed a witness? Not every state requires it. --- I agree with you, Blue. - FinalRockerdude, Vgmasta, ZeldaFan42, ObservanTeMK, Magoo111, E121Phi, re4master543, PJiddy, bloodmage3 (cont. in quote) <cite>BlueAnnihilator posted [p:974207244] in Some of th... [t:80478287]...</cite> <quote>MorbidFaithless posted... </cite><quote>I thought you needed a witness?</quote>Not every state requires it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Powdered_Toast 06/16/23 8:12:58 PM #34:	Ryven posted... My friend was about to get married and when the priest said, 'Speak now or forever hold your peace,' some girl, [who] I think was one of the groom's old girlfriends, emerged from out of the curtains. I should mention she wasn't even invited, and I can see why now. She started singing a fucking song about how he shouldn't say yes and instead run away with her. "WELL, HE FUCKING AGREED! AND IN SONG AS WELL! They had no shame; they planned out their escape, too. They just sang in front of the entire party that they would meet each other at the back door and run away together. "The poor bride just sat there crying. I felt absolutely terrible for her. Is this just from some movie? --- Want some rye? 'Course ya do! <cite>Powdered_Toast posted [p:974207654] in Some of th... [t:80478287]...</cite> <quote>Ryven posted... </cite><quote>My friend was about to get married and when the priest said, 'Speak now or forever hold your peace,' some girl, [who] I think was one of the groom's old girlfriends, emerged from out of the curtains. I should mention she wasn't even invited, and I can see why now. She started singing a fucking song about how he shouldn't say yes and instead run away with her. "WELL, HE FUCKING AGREED! AND IN SONG AS WELL! They had no shame; they planned out their escape, too. They just sang in front of the entire party that they would meet each other at the back door and run away together. "The poor bride just sat there crying. I felt absolutely terrible for her.</quote>Is this just from some movie?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ShineboxPhil 06/16/23 8:34:30 PM #35:	Ryven posted... The bride and her sisters did a strip tease/lap dance on the groom immediately following dinner. In front of his grandmother. https://youtu.be/dziIsQggTIs --- Vegas Golden Knights, Denver Nuggets, Houston Astros, Kansas City Chiefs, Manchester City #1 Fan <cite>ShineboxPhil posted [p:974208103] in Some of th... [t:80478287]...</cite> <quote>Ryven posted... </cite><quote>The bride and her sisters did a strip tease/lap dance on the groom immediately following dinner. In front of his grandmother.</quote>https://youtu.be/dziIsQggTIs</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
radical_rhino 06/16/23 9:15:59 PM #36:	This topic is wild. I suspect half of these are creative writing though. --- .____ [____]===0 . . . . Ye olde beating stick. <cite>radical_rhino posted [p:974208873] in Some of th... [t:80478287]...</cite> <quote>This topic is wild. I suspect half of these are creative writing though. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lilORANG 06/16/23 9:24:43 PM #37:	People are embarrassing. Why rush into marriage with terrible people or people you can't stand. No sympathy for dummies. --- Let's all please just get along. <cite>lilORANG posted [p:974209030] in Some of th... [t:80478287]...</cite> <quote>People are embarrassing. Why rush into marriage with terrible people or people you can't stand. No sympathy for dummies.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lonestar2000 06/16/23 9:46:03 PM #38:	Ryven posted... When right after the ceremony we took a moment to have canaps and the bride started making out with her bridesmaid in front of all of us, her new husband included. Nice. Ryven posted... The bride and her sisters did a strip tease/lap dance on the groom immediately following dinner. In front of his grandmother. Nice. --- Rumble Roses. Someone enters the room. Them: O_O Me: What?! I always play games without my pants on!- Inmate 922335 #ImpeachToadDickTrump <cite>Lonestar2000 posted [p:974209389] in Some of th... [t:80478287]...</cite> <quote>Ryven posted... </cite><quote>When right after the ceremony we took a moment to have canaps and the bride started making out with her bridesmaid in front of all of us, her new husband included.</quote>Nice.Ryven posted... </cite><quote>The bride and her sisters did a strip tease/lap dance on the groom immediately following dinner. In front of his grandmother.</quote>Nice.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Axiom 06/16/23 9:46:55 PM #39:	radical_rhino posted... This topic is wild. I suspect half of these are creative writing though. More than half. Some are funny though <cite>Axiom posted [p:974209401] in Some of th... [t:80478287]...</cite> <quote>radical_rhino posted... </cite><quote>This topic is wild. I suspect half of these are creative writing though.</quote>More than half. Some are funny though</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bfslick50 06/16/23 10:38:21 PM #40:	Xenogears15 posted... Looking at these horror stories makes me feel like I'm so lucky that my own wedding went off without a hitch, and cost us only like $2,000. If something happens over a million times a year, the craziest incident got to be pretty crazy, probability baby --- "Something's wrong! Murder isn't working and that's all we're good at." ~Futurama <cite>bfslick50 posted [p:974210334] in Some of th... [t:80478287]...</cite> <quote>Xenogears15 posted... </cite><quote>Looking at these horror stories makes me feel like I'm so lucky that my own wedding went off without a hitch, and cost us only like $2,000.</quote>If something happens over a million times a year, the craziest incident got to be pretty crazy, probability baby</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 06/16/23 10:47:53 PM #41:	Third wedding and the best man, the groom's brother, starts his speech.... "Well, welcome back everyone. Good to see some new faces and some old ones." lmao that man is a true hero --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:974210508] in Some of th... [t:80478287]...</cite> <quote><quote>Third wedding and the best man, the groom's brother, starts his speech.... "Well, welcome back everyone. Good to see some new faces and some old ones."</quote>lmaothat man is a true hero</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DoomtheGrav 06/16/23 11:06:28 PM #42:	great topic holy shit @ the one where they burst out in song --- Go Dodgers <cite>DoomtheGrav posted [p:974210783] in Some of th... [t:80478287]...</cite> <quote>great topic holy shit @ the one where they burst out in song</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ryven 06/17/23 6:56:09 PM #43:	Bump, may go hunting for more of these --- 'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.' 'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.' <cite>Ryven posted [p:974226117] in Some of th... [t:80478287]...</cite> <quote>Bump, may go hunting for more of these</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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