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Kitt
06/10/23 11:50:00 PM
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And "please, moan."
I dunno, I just randomly thought about that and wanted to share.

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YourBestFrenemy
06/10/23 11:51:00 PM
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That's super creepy.

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R1masher
06/10/23 11:51:15 PM
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Moms are the best

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PenultmateGohan
06/10/23 11:55:15 PM
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Kitt posted...
And "please, moan."
Must have been Jeb Bush
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Kitt
06/10/23 11:56:35 PM
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YourBestFrenemy posted...
That's super creepy.
It was very uncomfortable. She clearly didn't want to be there.

R1masher posted...
Moms are the best
The girl looked like she was in her early 20s and the guy was twice her age though.

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BignutzisBack
06/10/23 11:57:53 PM
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Please clap

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Kitt
06/11/23 12:00:14 AM
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PenultmateGohan posted...
Must have been Jeb Bush
It could have been; dude was a nerdy-looking, middle-aged White Guy that wasn't exactly in very good shape.

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DirkDiggles
06/11/23 12:05:21 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/9/2/AAam6dAAEjk0.jpg

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Garabandal
06/11/23 12:07:32 AM
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This topic reminded me of an amateur porn vid I watched once where Neutral Milk Hotel was playing in the background

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Frolex
06/11/23 12:07:55 AM
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lol, i think i remember seeing the compilations of "highlights" from that guy a long time ago. Is that the dude who tried to talk to one of the girls about how floppy disks are just as good as CDs?

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DirkDiggles
06/11/23 12:15:55 AM
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It's funny though. I was watching an older porno where there were two runaway girls and they were in the dude's room and they were playing Sonic the Hedgehog with an SNES controller.

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Flauros
06/11/23 12:18:17 AM
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I saw one that wasnt even really a porno. It was a guy making a girl dance for 14 hours straight while she was begging for a break. It reminded me of that creepy pasta "normal porn, for normal people".

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Airhammy
06/11/23 12:25:44 AM
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Several years ago I was at my local thrift store and saw a blank vhs tape in a Wrestlemania 15 box. I took it home curious if the show was recorded on to it (cost $1). After about an hour of empty space came porn. I only recall one scene. It was in a teal room, like REALLY teal. The walls, floor, ceiling, tables. The male performer had a penis for a nose, and he along with the female performer kept rubbing canned peaches on each other throughout, syrup and all.

I had no damn clue what I was watching or what kind of fetishes the previous owner was into. So bizarre...

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GranAures
06/11/23 12:29:31 AM
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Airhammy posted...
Several years ago I was at my local thrift store and saw a blank vhs tape in a Wrestlemania 15 box. I took it home curious if the show was recorded on to it (cost $1). After about an hour of empty space came porn. I only recall one scene. It was in a teal room, like REALLY teal. The walls, floor, ceiling, tables. The male performer had a penis for a nose, and he along with the female performer kept rubbing canned peaches on each other throughout, syrup and all.

I had no damn clue what I was watching or what kind of fetishes the previous owner was into. So bizarre...
So that's what happened to our honeymoon tape.

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DirkDiggles
06/11/23 12:30:26 AM
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Airhammy posted...
Several years ago I was at my local thrift store and saw a blank vhs tape in a Wrestlemania 15 box. I took it home curious if the show was recorded on to it (cost $1). After about an hour of empty space came porn. I only recall one scene. It was in a teal room, like REALLY teal. The walls, floor, ceiling, tables. The male performer had a penis for a nose, and he along with the female performer kept rubbing canned peaches on each other throughout, syrup and all.

I had no damn clue what I was watching or what kind of fetishes the previous owner was into. So bizarre...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aW7bzd8uwyQ

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Baha05
06/11/23 12:31:49 AM
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Were they dressed up like the Joker?

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Kitt
06/11/23 1:45:04 AM
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DirkDiggles posted...
It's funny though. I was watching an older porno where there were two runaway girls and they were in the dude's room and they were playing Sonic the Hedgehog with an SNES controller.
Were they actually runaways or was that part of some porn plot? Because that sounds former sounds super concerning.

Airhammy posted...
Several years ago I was at my local thrift store and saw a blank vhs tape in a Wrestlemania 15 box. I took it home curious if the show was recorded on to it (cost $1). After about an hour of empty space came porn. I only recall one scene. It was in a teal room, like REALLY teal. The walls, floor, ceiling, tables. The male performer had a penis for a nose, and he along with the female performer kept rubbing canned peaches on each other throughout, syrup and all.

I had no damn clue what I was watching or what kind of fetishes the previous owner was into. So bizarre...
Lmao

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Revisited
06/12/23 3:18:09 PM
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That is so disgusting/hot/creepy
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K181
06/12/23 3:23:02 PM
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*clicks on a new porn video*

*dude starts talking*

*immediately closes porn video to look for something else*

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Strider102
06/12/23 3:43:30 PM
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Airhammy posted...
Several years ago I was at my local thrift store and saw a blank vhs tape in a Wrestlemania 15 box. I took it home curious if the show was recorded on to it (cost $1). After about an hour of empty space came porn. I only recall one scene. It was in a teal room, like REALLY teal. The walls, floor, ceiling, tables. The male performer had a penis for a nose, and he along with the female performer kept rubbing canned peaches on each other throughout, syrup and all.

I had no damn clue what I was watching or what kind of fetishes the previous owner was into. So bizarre...

So that's what happened to it...

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DrizztLink
06/12/23 3:44:52 PM
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Airhammy posted...
The male performer had a penis for a nose, and he along with the female performer kept rubbing canned peaches on each other throughout, syrup and all.
I think that's just the music video for The Humpty Dance by Digital Underground.

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