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TopicI once watched a homemade porno where the guy kept asking the girl to smile.
GranAures
06/11/23 12:29:31 AM
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Airhammy posted...
Several years ago I was at my local thrift store and saw a blank vhs tape in a Wrestlemania 15 box. I took it home curious if the show was recorded on to it (cost $1). After about an hour of empty space came porn. I only recall one scene. It was in a teal room, like REALLY teal. The walls, floor, ceiling, tables. The male performer had a penis for a nose, and he along with the female performer kept rubbing canned peaches on each other throughout, syrup and all.

I had no damn clue what I was watching or what kind of fetishes the previous owner was into. So bizarre...
So that's what happened to our honeymoon tape.

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