Current Events > DSPGaming General XXX: Too Hot for Dave to React To

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Why do chill streams come with a side of detractor rants?

https://youtu.be/ObJjyyMY0fI

Broken characters when others play them, bad characters when Phil plays then.

He complains the game was unplayable because non lag. The lower the MS the faster the game has to move so it drops inputs.

Nintendo_Porn posted...

Not seeing much wrong with it - dude, when you're streaming you can't be scared to be wacky, and show that you are excited/hyped - too bad he hates his job now, and this is just narcissism from a sore winner. It would look endearing otherwise.

C'mon man. DSP does it because he's a children's entertainer. He has people literally pay him to dress up like a clown and he thinks it's cool. I don't see many streamers doing what DSP does and putting on a hat and vest.

*Shrugs*

He has done so much shit I think this scrutiny wasn't much to mock, but guess it's just me.

Dsp decided to download gta5 on his xbox and not even bother to check if it worked. Hes struggling on stream and getting angry at people who told him he should have tested it beforehand.

Youtube keeps trying to recommend me an hour and 15 minute long video from reviewtechusa titled "the guy who built DSP's gaming PC" or some such. Which I can only assume is an hour+ long interview with some random dude who a decade or five ago built a gaming pc for Phil.

Not sure who is more pathetic in this situation. I guess I'd need to watch the video to find out.

Not happening.

Reviewtech is a lolcow who knows he's a lolcow.

https://youtu.be/scm2tpQU9j4

Phil really needs to shut up about other streamers. Trying to bring down others to feel better about himself. He is being kept afloat by a handful of whales, he either downplays the fact that someone like LTG has more viewers but less "engagement" or he really want to keep things the way they are right now.

He's such a piece of shit.

Oh, JP is LTG's best character... and HE'S A MUCH LOWER RANK THAN ME WITH BLANKA!

HAHAHAHAHA

Why do people think I'm a bad person?

LTG said Phil needs to worry about his own "poverty stream" and that "he's lookin' real pale"

lol

DSP will be doing a live react to LTG shortly

New Age Black and Snort Ranklin having a rap beef!?

So there.

https://youtu.be/EM47ywYlKos

b_nolan posted...

DSP will be doing a live react to LTG shortly

Not a drama streamer though.

I have no idea why he would react to LTG's DSP rant. He didn't reply to anything Phil had said, he just insulted him. Which is the correct way to interact with Phil. But what is there to react to, other than *gasps* drama?

DSP is doing what he always does when support has been slow for a few days, tries to start drama with bigger channels

Phil just said that restreaming him is legal according to youtube and the law.

But he literally copystrike'd restreamers a few months ago.

???

Phil is handling this "reaction" in the most unimaginably DSP way imaginable.

Overexplaining everything, being an immature child, being bothered by money. It's fucking insane. LTG calling his camera ugly does not require a 15 minute say nothing of substance's pause the video response explaining how he upgraded his camera.

LTG: Phil's goattee is shitty

DSP: *pauses video* HUUUUUUUUUUUUUH!? *shits pants*

yeah phil constantly pausing every 2 seconds to make excuses or rant blew a 10 minute video to over an hour long reaction.

It's what DSP likes; attention. He wants LTG to start shit with him so he can milk it for all its worth.

Phil is promising more LTG content in his next podcast

As a DSP fan, I'm so glad he's keeping the drama off his streams.

Should have seen this coming after the 0 tips streams.

During last nights Street Figther stream, in addition to the usual people with bad connections ruining the game for him, people with GOOD connections also ruin it for him because they can jab faster than he can react. So be aware if youre going to play Phil youre only allowed an extremely narrow Goldilocks connection or you 100% didnt earn your win.

BurmesePenguin posted...

During last nights Street Figther stream, in addition to the usual people with bad connections ruining the game for him, people with GOOD connections also ruin it for him because they can jab faster than he can react. So be aware if youre going to play Phil youre only allowed an extremely narrow Goldilocks connection or you 100% didnt earn your win.

You have to adhere to Phil's imagined rules or you didn't earn anything.

Phil is having yet another insane, delusional rant. He's trying to insult LTG and he's so fucking child-like he's just going "well, you say you you have a peanut butter complexion. Well ACTUALLY peanut butter is really greasy, so THERE!"

Ends up with "everyone watching you are laughing at you"

Literally no selfawareness.

LTG sent him a DM on twitter telling him to leave him alone, stop clout chasing and then blocked him. Phil responds by continuously trying to clout chase him and get him to play street fighter with him.

https://youtu.be/7ZWUhftzjDE

Here is the video to go with it.

He is just so fucking toxic.

That whole rant was something else. He was two seconds away from calling him a slur, struggling to contain his racism the whole time.

If you don't think Phil knew exactly what he was saying when referring to LTG's skin as "crispy burned", I dunno what to tell you.

LTG spoke about him for 10 minutes, phil has been ranting for 3 days, called him black dsp, his accent urban and said his skin was crispy.

https://youtu.be/ZP_4tjU3txI

He watches a video about life in the coldest city on earth, and he goes on a rant calling people who live there morons

Zikten posted...

https://youtu.be/ZP_4tjU3txI

He watches a video about life in the coldest city on earth, and he goes on a rant calling people who live there morons

And anyone who disagrees with him is a moron too. Guy is just so toxic. He is never wrong. You are.

Balnazarr posted...

And anyone who disagrees with him is a moron too. Guy is just so toxic. He is never wrong. You are.

He only does that because no one can question him, but notice how he was a submissive gimp during that podcast agreeing with everything? He's the biggest moron i've ever seen throwing himself into crippling debt like he did.

Im just wondering how the heck dsp is diamond with blanka. He doesnt utilize the blanka chan setups, does not mix in all the rolls to fake out the enemy, doesnt use cool stuff like coward crouch leap into blanka ball, which lets you check from full screen. He hasnt even used blankas air throw or stand heavy kick which would stop all those jumpers he hates.

All he does is jump kick into throw, jab into throw, jab into hop into throw. He leaves so much damage on the table.

Dude cannot stop playing fighting games like they are all super turbo.

LightningAce11 posted...

He doesnt utilize the blanka chan setups, does not mix in all the rolls to fake out the enemy, doesnt use cool stuff like coward crouch leap into blanka ball, which lets you check from full screen. He hasnt even used blankas air throw or stand heavy kick which would stop all those jumpers he hates.

The good connection won't let the moves come out!

There�s definitely some input issues but phil plays on a fight stick. Should be easy for his moves to come out there.

LightningAce11 posted...

Im just wondering how the heck dsp is diamond with blanka. He doesnt utilize the blanka chan setups, does not mix in all the rolls to fake out the enemy, doesnt use cool stuff like coward crouch leap into blanka ball, which lets you check from full screen. He hasnt even used blankas air throw or stand heavy kick which would stop all those jumpers he hates.

All he does is jump kick into throw, jab into throw, jab into hop into throw. He leaves so much damage on the table.

Dude cannot stop playing fighting games like they are all super turbo.

Well, you get more points for winning than you lose points for losing. You can quite literally fail upwards.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s94bRng8Lrk

It really is crazy to see it set us like this. Giving phil 2000 dollars in two months to talk to him about a game you dont play. This is the fanbase he has cultivated and he just sees nothing wrong with it.

"I'm a positive streamer."

lol

https://youtu.be/6M4wk4ixXHY

What?

I mean to be honest, I don't need soy sauce on sushi either. Usually the only thing I put on it is a small amount of wasabi

But when you do, do you do it because of your discerning eye for the intended aesthetic of some guy who invented sushi at least 4 years ago, or do you just wolf it down the way you like it?

https://youtu.be/iP1VMa9hrfg

Not his fault though, you see, it's actually his opponents who are bad.

BurmesePenguin posted...

But when you do, do you do it because of your discerning eye for the intended aesthetic of some guy who invented sushi at least 4 years ago, or do you just wolf it down the way you like it?

The latter

Nazanir posted...

https://youtu.be/iP1VMa9hrfg

Not his fault though, you see, it's actually his opponents who are bad.

This dude is more gold/platinum skill level, he wouldn't be out of place down here.

He keeps saying that his opponents just guess. If that was the case, surely they would be effective only 50% of the time? Isn't the more not-insane conclusion that he's easy to read?

BurmesePenguin posted...

He keeps saying that his opponents just guess. If that was the case, surely they would be effective only 50% of the time? Isn't the more not-insane conclusion that he's easy to read?

You can read him like a book. He may call other people "patter players", but he himself is the textbook example. After the 'hop' he mashes grab, if his opponent blocks the roll ball he will immediatly do it again. If he is knocked down with 3 bars he will always do a wake up Super.

And those are just a few examples.

If he's consistently losing to players that are just guessing as he puts it then what does that say about him as a player?

b_nolan posted...

If he's consistently losing to players that are just guessing as he puts it then what does that say about him as a player?

It mostly says that he's an open book and people can read him all too well. Instead of adapting to the player, he just does the same routine all the time, so the people "guessing" are really just outplaying him. Literally every single time he fails at something, it's never his fault and always "dropped inputs" or "online combos/play."

So whats the deets on the dumb Machinima react? Did he actually reveal anything worthwhile or did he just overexplain things for 5 hours and take every chance to shit on an entity that isn't him, his favourite hobby?

https://youtu.be/X7hs4QwiCwI

"I lie for the common good."

"I never changed my story."

"I have no delusions of grandeur."

Phil really lives in a different reality. Also, it's been what? Four months since the interview, it really got to him bad.