Current Events > 5 billion USD, but you can only date 18 year old women

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Aloc 06/02/23 11:04:25 PM #1:	Do you take it? Yes No Do you take it? - Results (49 votes) Yes 85.71% (42 votes) 42 No 14.29% (7 votes) 7 You cannot sleep with, marry, or physically touch a woman older than 18. If you try touching them a magical barrier will stop you --- Don't drop the phone <cite>Aloc posted [p:973893108] in 5 billion ... [t:80464710]...</cite> <quote> Do you take it? Yes No Vote View Results Do you take it? - Results (49 votes) Yes 85.71% (42 votes) 42 No 14.29% (7 votes) 7 Show Voting Form function poll_vote() { var vote_option = $("input[name='poll_vote']:checked").val(); if(!vote_option) return; $.ajax({ type: 'POST', url: '/ajax/forum_poll_vote', data: { option: vote_option, board: '400', topic: '80464710', message: '0', key: '147bd37a' }, success: function(response) { if(response.error) { alert(response.error); } else { $("#poll_vote").hide(); $("#poll_results").html(response.html).show(); } } }); } function view_results_legacy() { $("#poll_vote").hide(); $("#poll_results").show(); } function hide_results_legacy() { $("#poll_results").hide(); $("#poll_vote").show(); } You cannot sleep with, marry, or physically touch a woman older than 18. If you try touching them a magical barrier will stop you </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DrizztLink 06/02/23 11:06:20 PM #3:	This shit is why everyone has been clowning on you. --- He/Him http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:973893152] in 5 billion ... [t:80464710]...</cite> <quote>This shit is why everyone has been clowning on you.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumble 06/02/23 11:06:24 PM #4:	So once they turn 19 I have to find a new one? Or as long as they're 18 at the start it's fine? Former is a hell no, latter still not super keen but might be manageable... --- The only thing we have to fear is Trumble itself. http://error1355.com/ce/Trumble.html <cite>Trumble posted [p:973893155] in 5 billion ... [t:80464710]...</cite> <quote>So once they turn 19 I have to find a new one? Or as long as they're 18 at the start it's fine? Former is a hell no, latter still not super keen but might be manageable...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Aloc 06/02/23 11:07:40 PM #5:	DrizztLink posted... This shit is why everyone has been clowning on you. 220 active posts --- Don't drop the phone <cite>Aloc posted [p:973893173] in 5 billion ... [t:80464710]...</cite> <quote>DrizztLink posted... </cite><quote>This shit is why everyone has been clowning on you.</quote>220 active posts</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 06/02/23 11:08:41 PM #6:	Aloc posted... 220 active posts 120 active posts and most of them are you being fucking creepy about the age of consent. Not better. --- He/Him http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:973893193] in 5 billion ... [t:80464710]...</cite> <quote>Aloc posted... </cite><quote>220 active posts</quote>120 active posts and most of them are you being fucking creepy about the age of consent.Not better.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Aloc 06/02/23 11:10:00 PM #7:	DrizztLink posted... 120 active posts and most of them are you being fucking creepy about the age of consent. Not better. The 261 users are actively wishing violence on me now. One dude literally said I should be sent to a gulag wtf. --- Don't drop the phone <cite>Aloc posted [p:973893209] in 5 billion ... [t:80464710]...</cite> <quote>DrizztLink posted... </cite><quote>120 active posts and most of them are you being fucking creepy about the age of consent.Not better.</quote>The 261 users are actively wishing violence on me now. One dude literally said I should be sent to a gulag wtf.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NoxObscuras 06/02/23 11:12:11 PM #8:	Hell no. I already don't want to date any woman under 26. Being permanently restricted to only 18 year olds would be miserable. Plus, the whole no physical contact part of the scenario would also mean I can't hug any of my friends or family that are women. --- PSN - NoxObscuras Z490 \| i9-10900K \| EVGA 3080 FTW3 Ultra \| 32GB DDR4 3600 \| 4TB SSD <cite>NoxObscuras posted [p:973893247] in 5 billion ... [t:80464710]...</cite> <quote>Hell no. I already don't want to date any woman under 26. Being permanently restricted to only 18 year olds would be miserable. Plus, the whole no physical contact part of the scenario would also mean I can't hug any of my friends or family that are women.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 06/02/23 11:13:34 PM #9:	What happens to them if they turn 19? Like say for example you married them at 18 and then they got pregnant. Do they just vanish?! WHAT ABOUT OUR BABY --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:973893275] in 5 billion ... [t:80464710]...</cite> <quote>What happens to them if they turn 19? Like say for example you married them at 18 and then they got pregnant. Do they just vanish?! WHAT ABOUT OUR BABY</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YourBestFrenemy 06/02/23 11:15:24 PM #10:	Wow, you're a straight creeper. --- You punched me in the boob! Prepare to die, obviously! - Roxy Richter <cite>YourBestFrenemy posted [p:973893303] in 5 billion ... [t:80464710]...</cite> <quote>Wow, you're a straight creeper.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Aloc 06/02/23 11:15:36 PM #11:	BloodMoon7 posted... What happens to them if they turn 19? Like say for example you married them at 18 and then they got pregnant. Do they just vanish?! WHAT ABOUT OUR BABY I already said what happened. A magical barrier stops you from touching them. That's all. --- Don't drop the phone <cite>Aloc posted [p:973893307] in 5 billion ... [t:80464710]...</cite> <quote>BloodMoon7 posted... </cite><quote>What happens to them if they turn 19? Like say for example you married them at 18 and then they got pregnant. Do they just vanish?! WHAT ABOUT OUR BABY</quote>I already said what happened.A magical barrier stops you from touching them.That's all.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bladegash 06/02/23 11:18:31 PM #12:	User Info: Aloc Regular User User Since: Jan 2023 Karma: 87 Active Posts: 122 Total Badges: 15 Follow PM Ignore --- Snappin necks & Cashin checks <cite>bladegash posted [p:973893356] in 5 billion ... [t:80464710]...</cite> <quote><quote>User Info: Aloc Regular User User Since: Jan 2023Karma: 87Active Posts: 122Total Badges: 15 Follow PM Ignore</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rob_Cesternino 06/02/23 11:20:01 PM #13:	What's the downsi- gets shot --- Stop asking me if I'm Jessica Simpson. Jewish girls Survivor is the greatest show EVER. are hawt <cite>Rob_Cesternino posted [p:973893379] in 5 billion ... [t:80464710]...</cite> <quote>What's the downsi- gets shot</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 06/02/23 11:20:55 PM #14:	Aloc posted... I already said what happened. A magical barrier stops you from touching them. That's all. That's honestly very sad. Imagine you grew to love this person in the admittedly very short time you spent together. Now you can never be with them again. And the child will ask "Daddy why do you act like you can't hug mommy?" And you will look into the child's eyes and cry. --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:973893396] in 5 billion ... [t:80464710]...</cite> <quote>Aloc posted... </cite><quote>I already said what happened.A magical barrier stops you from touching them.That's all.</quote>That's honestly very sad. Imagine you grew to love this person in the admittedly very short time you spent together. Now you can never be with them again. And the child will ask "Daddy why do you act like you can't hug mommy?"And you will look into the child's eyes and cry.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Aloc 06/02/23 11:21:34 PM #15:	BloodMoon7 posted... That's honestly very sad. Imagine you grew to love this person in the admittedly very short time you spent together. Now you can never be with them again. And the child will ask "Daddy why do you act like you can't hug mommy?" And you will look into the child's eyes and cry. Yes but you get 5 billion usd --- Don't drop the phone <cite>Aloc posted [p:973893404] in 5 billion ... [t:80464710]...</cite> <quote>BloodMoon7 posted... </cite><quote>That's honestly very sad. Imagine you grew to love this person in the admittedly very short time you spent together. Now you can never be with them again. And the child will ask "Daddy why do you act like you can't hug mommy?"And you will look into the child's eyes and cry.</quote>Yes but you get 5 billion usd</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 06/02/23 11:23:51 PM #16:	Aloc posted... Yes but you get 5 billion usd Yeah but then I'd just end up with a Hearts of Stone. 5 billion usd isn't worth much if you can never be happy with someone else. The instant they turn 19, your heart will break over and over again. Very sad. --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:973893440] in 5 billion ... [t:80464710]...</cite> <quote>Aloc posted... </cite><quote>Yes but you get 5 billion usd</quote>Yeah but then I'd just end up with a Hearts of Stone. 5 billion usd isn't worth much if you can never be happy with someone else. The instant they turn 19, your heart will break over and over again. Very sad.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheGoldenEel 06/02/23 11:24:09 PM #17:	5 billion but you can never form a lasting relationship pass --- BLACK LIVES MATTER Games: http://backloggery.com/wrldindstries302 \\ Music: http://www.last.fm/user/DrMorberg/ <cite>TheGoldenEel posted [p:973893443] in 5 billion ... [t:80464710]...</cite> <quote>5 billion but you can never form a lasting relationshippass</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dakimakura 06/02/23 11:25:46 PM #18:	5 billion dollars and nothing changes deal? (as in I still wouldn't be dating anyone, not still only dating 18 year old women lol) --- "Let the bears pay the bear tax I pay the Homer tax." - Bart Simpson <cite>Dakimakura posted [p:973893460] in 5 billion ... [t:80464710]...</cite> <quote>5 billion dollars and nothing changes deal? (as in I still wouldn't be dating anyone, not still only dating 18 year old women lol)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hoodroar 06/02/23 11:26:22 PM #19:	Free money, I don't date lol. --- sigless user logic <cite>Hoodroar posted [p:973893469] in 5 billion ... [t:80464710]...</cite> <quote>Free money, I don't date lol.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Calwings 06/02/23 11:28:31 PM #21:	Can women or gay/bi people take the money and still date men above that age? You never mentioned anything about dating men, sooooooo... --- https://i.imgur.com/PmF1p9q.jpg <cite>Calwings posted [p:973893500] in 5 billion ... [t:80464710]...</cite> <quote>Can women or gay/bi people take the money and still date men above that age? You never mentioned anything about dating men, sooooooo...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 06/02/23 11:30:40 PM #22:	Calwings posted... Can women or gay/bi people take the money and still date men above that age? You never mentioned anything about dating men, sooooooo... Only if the woman is 18. She then has one year to spend the money after which she explodes because the magic barrier doesn't let her touch herself but she's always in her own vicinity. Gay/bi men are safe from exploding. --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:973893528] in 5 billion ... [t:80464710]...</cite> <quote>Calwings posted... </cite><quote>Can women or gay/bi people take the money and still date men above that age? You never mentioned anything about dating men, sooooooo...</quote>Only if the woman is 18. She then has one year to spend the money after which she explodes because the magic barrier doesn't let her touch herself but she's always in her own vicinity.Gay/bi men are safe from exploding.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RISEofCHRISTIAN 06/02/23 11:30:43 PM #23:	what's the downside tho? --- I acknowledge my Tribal Chief! I love my Tribal Chief! https://i.imgur.com/bZaibn4.jpg <cite>RISEofCHRISTIAN posted [p:973893530] in 5 billion ... [t:80464710]...</cite> <quote>what's the downside tho?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrKapowski 06/02/23 11:31:21 PM #24:	Every time TC gets warned or suspended for being a creep, he comes back and says "I'm done trolling about this" https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/3/0/AASSvUAAEdaG.jpg --- So! You want to hear a story, eh? <cite>MrKapowski posted [p:973893535] in 5 billion ... [t:80464710]...</cite> <quote>Every time TC gets warned or suspended for being a creep, he comes back and says "I'm done trolling about this"https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/3/0/AASSvUAAEdaG.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Unsuprised_Pika 06/02/23 11:41:01 PM #25:	My hand is good enough if I am filthy rich. --- I post clips of my cool, stupid and glitchy MH Sunbreak and Tears of the Kingdom gameplay here just for fun. https://youtube.com/user/linkachu1000 <cite>Unsuprised_Pika posted [p:973893661] in 5 billion ... [t:80464710]...</cite> <quote>My hand is good enough if I am filthy rich.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
samsungsalt 06/02/23 11:47:13 PM #26:	My days of being a hotshot like that are long gone anyway so gimme money --- my old computer died and i didn't feel like resetting the password to my original account, so i created this one instead. now i only use it when i use my iphone <cite>samsungsalt posted [p:973893747] in 5 billion ... [t:80464710]...</cite> <quote>My days of being a hotshot like that are long gone anyway so gimme money</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > 5 billion USD, but you can only date 18 year old women