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UnfairRepresent 06/02/23 5:09:29 AM #1:	Would you take it? Yes. No. Would you take it? - Results (42 votes) Yes. 85.71% (36 votes) 36 No. 14.29% (6 votes) 6 Money is after tax but if you take it then you can only have sex with lawyers. If they didn't pass the bar then you're out of luck. Has to be active practicing lawyers too. No former lawyers who got new jobs. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/3/4/AAZiH8AAEiBe.jpg Would you take it? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:973874743] in $1,000,000... [t:80463706]...</cite> <quote> Would you take it? Yes. No. Vote View Results Would you take it? - Results (42 votes) Yes. 85.71% (36 votes) 36 No. 14.29% (6 votes) 6 Show Voting Form function poll_vote() { var vote_option = $("input[name='poll_vote']:checked").val(); if(!vote_option) return; $.ajax({ type: 'POST', url: '/ajax/forum_poll_vote', data: { option: vote_option, board: '400', topic: '80463706', message: '0', key: '178ba184' }, success: function(response) { if(response.error) { alert(response.error); } else { $("#poll_vote").hide(); $("#poll_results").html(response.html).show(); } } }); } function view_results_legacy() { $("#poll_vote").hide(); $("#poll_results").show(); } function hide_results_legacy() { $("#poll_results").hide(); $("#poll_vote").show(); } Money is after tax but if you take it then you can only have sex with lawyers. If they didn't pass the bar then you're out of luck. Has to be active practicing lawyers too. No former lawyers who got new jobs. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/3/4/AAZiH8AAEiBe.jpg Would you take it? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pegusus123456 06/02/23 5:14:19 AM #2:	Yes, I'm asexual. Ironically, I lawyered the fuck outta this topic. --- http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur <cite>pegusus123456 posted [p:973874785] in $1,000,000... [t:80463706]...</cite> <quote>Yes, I'm asexual.Ironically, I lawyered the fuck outta this topic.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
tremain07 06/02/23 5:16:50 AM #3:	I wonder how that would go, I imagine lawyers are constantly busy, stressed and constantly researching and promoting themselves, I don't think they have a lot of fuck time --- A worthless existence <cite>tremain07 posted [p:973874798] in $1,000,000... [t:80463706]...</cite> <quote>I wonder how that would go, I imagine lawyers are constantly busy, stressed and constantly researching and promoting themselves, I don't think they have a lot of fuck time</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheWizardOfOrz 06/02/23 5:21:44 AM #4:	I can live with that. <cite>TheWizardOfOrz posted [p:973874828] in $1,000,000... [t:80463706]...</cite> <quote>I can live with that.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kradek 06/02/23 5:23:20 AM #5:	Well I'm already not having sex with lawyers, so I don't see how 1m would make my life any worse. What if I used that money to "buy" a lawyer and turned them into a pseudo-prostitute? No doubt their billing would be quite high, but I'd be able to afford it for a little while, maybe. Having said that, I could always try the normal route and try to date them, however while I would be very interested in learning about their practice, career, work life, etc., I'm not yet in a position where I'd be an appealing catch for a lawyer, so they'd have to really like me for my personality, which pfffthahahaha. --- My metal band, Ivory King, has 2 songs out now - allmylinks.com/ivorykingtx (all of our links there so you can choose which one you'd prefer to use) <cite>Kradek posted [p:973874839] in $1,000,000... [t:80463706]...</cite> <quote>Well I'm already not having sex with lawyers, so I don't see how 1m would make my life any worse. What if I used that money to "buy" a lawyer and turned them into a pseudo-prostitute? No doubt their billing would be quite high, but I'd be able to afford it for a little while, maybe.Having said that, I could always try the normal route and try to date them, however while I would be very interested in learning about their practice, career, work life, etc., I'm not yet in a position where I'd be an appealing catch for a lawyer, so they'd have to really like me for my personality, which pfffthahahaha.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Korey 06/02/23 5:26:01 AM #6:	Does She-Hulk become real? --- https://i.imgur.com/PpxZDof.png \| https://i.imgur.com/xMGLcGE.png https://i.imgur.com/nsBw6Sy.png \| https://imgtc.com/i/sBYBaew.png <cite>The_Korey posted [p:973874859] in $1,000,000... [t:80463706]...</cite> <quote>Does She-Hulk become real?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 06/02/23 5:26:09 AM #7:	Kradek posted... Well I'm already not having sex with lawyers, so I don't see how 1m would make my life any worse. Because you now can't have sex with non lawyers --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:973874860] in $1,000,000... [t:80463706]...</cite> <quote>Kradek posted... </cite><quote>Well I'm already not having sex with lawyers, so I don't see how 1m would make my life any worse.</quote>Because you now can't have sex with non lawyers</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kradek 06/02/23 5:27:32 AM #8:	UnfairRepresent posted... Because you now can't have sex with non lawyers Eh, 1m would help me get over that pretty quick as long as I don't burn through it and manage to invest it to where I live off the interest for the rest of my life, thus freeing me to live my life anyway I want, minus the sex, of course. --- My metal band, Ivory King, has 2 songs out now - allmylinks.com/ivorykingtx (all of our links there so you can choose which one you'd prefer to use) <cite>Kradek posted [p:973874869] in $1,000,000... [t:80463706]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite><quote>Because you now can't have sex with non lawyers</quote>Eh, 1m would help me get over that pretty quick as long as I don't burn through it and manage to invest it to where I live off the interest for the rest of my life, thus freeing me to live my life anyway I want, minus the sex, of course.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kai_Laguna 06/02/23 5:28:51 AM #9:	So what you are saying is I get a million AND potentially a partner with a high paying job? Sign me up! <cite>Kai_Laguna posted [p:973874878] in $1,000,000... [t:80463706]...</cite> <quote>So what you are saying is I get a million AND potentially a partner with a high paying job? Sign me up!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZevLoveDOOM 06/02/23 5:30:09 AM #10:	a millie in exchange for some dirty slimey sex? sure, why not... <cite>ZevLoveDOOM posted [p:973874882] in $1,000,000... [t:80463706]...</cite> <quote>a millie in exchange for some dirty slimey sex? sure, why not...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KnightofShikari 06/02/23 5:34:33 AM #11:	here's what i would need https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erBj7WBvP1Q --- The Earth is round. Two plus two equals four. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris won the 2020 election for President and Vice President of the United States <cite>KnightofShikari posted [p:973874910] in $1,000,000... [t:80463706]...</cite> <quote>here's what i would needhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erBj7WBvP1Q</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_Arbron 06/02/23 5:49:49 AM #12:	Yall do realise not all lawyers are wrinkly old men, right? Heck my own lawyer is a rather attractive woman a few years younger than myself. --- "The US is not a single country. It is ~20 developed countries being held hostage by ~25 developing countries and ~5 failed states." -Calintares <cite>Dark_Arbron posted [p:973875000] in $1,000,000... [t:80463706]...</cite> <quote>Yall do realise not all lawyers are wrinkly old men, right? Heck my own lawyer is a rather attractive woman a few years younger than myself.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Revelation34 06/02/23 5:52:28 AM #13:	What if they're retired lawyers? --- Gamertag: Kegfarms, BF code: 2033480226, Treasure Cruise code 318,374,355, Steam: Kegfarms, Switch: SW-1900-5502-7912 <cite>Revelation34 posted [p:973875018] in $1,000,000... [t:80463706]...</cite> <quote>What if they're retired lawyers?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Imit8m3 06/02/23 5:52:29 AM #14:	So stipulated. Now, you're honor... May I have permission to treat the witness as, a bad girl? --- I got asthma bruh. I can't be chasing these hoes. <cite>Imit8m3 posted [p:973875019] in $1,000,000... [t:80463706]...</cite> <quote>So stipulated.Now, you're honor... May I have permission to treat the witness as, a bad girl?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 06/02/23 6:19:30 AM #15:	Revelation34 posted... What if they're retired lawyers? UnfairRepresent posted... Has to be active practicing lawyers too. No former lawyers who got new jobs. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:973875223] in $1,000,000... [t:80463706]...</cite> <quote>Revelation34 posted... </cite><quote>What if they're retired lawyers?</quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite><quote>Has to be active practicing lawyers too. No former lawyers who got new jobs.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Revelation34 06/02/23 9:29:20 AM #16:	Yeah but retirement means you get a pension usually therefore it would still be their job. --- Gamertag: Kegfarms, BF code: 2033480226, Treasure Cruise code 318,374,355, Steam: Kegfarms, Switch: SW-1900-5502-7912 <cite>Revelation34 posted [p:973877323] in $1,000,000... [t:80463706]...</cite> <quote>Yeah but retirement means you get a pension usually therefore it would still be their job.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Spiderman23J 06/02/23 9:33:27 AM #17:	I dont think the retired aspect is fair --- buss on life <cite>Spiderman23J posted [p:973877403] in $1,000,000... [t:80463706]...</cite> <quote>I dont think the retired aspect is fair </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 06/02/23 9:37:32 AM #18:	Revelation34 posted... Yeah but retirement means you get a pension usually therefore it would still be their job. You don't know what practicing means do you? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:973877467] in $1,000,000... [t:80463706]...</cite> <quote>Revelation34 posted... </cite><quote>Yeah but retirement means you get a pension usually therefore it would still be their job.</quote>You don't know what practicing means do you?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Revelation34 06/02/23 10:21:58 AM #19:	UnfairRepresent posted... You don't know what practicing means do you? If they are retired then that is their practice since that's their job. --- Gamertag: Kegfarms, BF code: 2033480226, Treasure Cruise code 318,374,355, Steam: Kegfarms, Switch: SW-1900-5502-7912 <cite>Revelation34 posted [p:973878135] in $1,000,000... [t:80463706]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite><quote>You don't know what practicing means do you?</quote>If they are retired then that is their practice since that's their job.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ashethan 06/02/23 10:23:16 AM #20:	My wife is a lawyer. Win for me! --- Board 8 Mafia Archive: ashchive.altervista.org <cite>Ashethan posted [p:973878146] in $1,000,000... [t:80463706]...</cite> <quote>My wife is a lawyer. Win for me!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 06/02/23 10:23:36 AM #21:	Finally I can fuck She Hulk --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:973878150] in $1,000,000... [t:80463706]...</cite> <quote>Finally I can fuck She Hulk</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pitlord_Special 06/02/23 10:24:48 AM #22:	Im a wizard so thats basically free money --- Posted from my iPhone 13 <cite>Pitlord_Special posted [p:973878169] in $1,000,000... [t:80463706]...</cite> <quote>Im a wizard so thats basically free money </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MedeaLysistrata 06/02/23 10:25:19 AM #23:	Sure --- updated 5/22/2023 https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1568-100-presidents <cite>MedeaLysistrata posted [p:973878176] in $1,000,000... [t:80463706]...</cite> <quote>Sure</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 06/02/23 11:10:40 AM #24:	Ashethan posted... My wife is a lawyer. Win for me! lucky bastard --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:973878947] in $1,000,000... [t:80463706]...</cite> <quote>Ashethan posted... </cite><quote>My wife is a lawyer. Win for me!</quote>lucky bastard</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpawnShadow 06/02/23 11:24:48 AM #25:	Does it count if they're the kind of lawyers that most non-right-wingers don't have a problem with, like environmental lawyers, attorneys for the ACLU, or overworked and underpaid public defenders earnestly trying to protect innocent people in a country that's been falling headlong into "tough on crime" madness for decades now? <cite>SpawnShadow posted [p:973879222] in $1,000,000... [t:80463706]...</cite> <quote>Does it count if they're the kind of lawyers that most non-right-wingers don't have a problem with, like environmental lawyers, attorneys for the ACLU, or overworked and underpaid public defenders earnestly trying to protect innocent people in a country that's been falling headlong into "tough on crime" madness for decades now?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KainWind 06/02/23 11:26:44 AM #26:	Free money Nothing changes Etc --- Momentai <cite>KainWind posted [p:973879254] in $1,000,000... [t:80463706]...</cite> <quote>Free moneyNothing changes Etc</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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